(WARNING: SOME OF THESE AREN'T REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR LITTLE KIDDIES! THEY MIGHT OFFEND SOME OF YOU!!! But since the majority of you are over 15 or so I thought this warning would suffice, but anyway post your favorite personal chat quotes.)

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Capt Jack5parrow: "I belive you have my stapler" <3!!!
whintt: F***ING EVERYONE HAS BEEN SAYING THAT!
whintt: EVRYONE
Capt Jack5parrow: Its in your profile
Capt Jack5parrow: thats why
whintt: oh
whintt: damnit

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lucid hysteria: you ever use Audacity?
Capt Jack5parrow: How can you have the audacity to ask me such a thing?!?!
Capt Jack5parrow: Zing.
lucid hysteria: haha, damn you, john... damn you
lucid hysteria: or is it jon?
Capt Jack5parrow: It's Jon, F***face
Capt Jack5parrow: or is it Jared?


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Capt Jack5parrow: hey
Gebohq: is for horses
Capt Jack5parrow: wang.
Gebohq: is for your mom--er--

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Capt Jack5parrow: sicko
Capt Jack5parrow: Im not a hooker
Gebohq: >.>
Capt Jack5parrow: Although....
Gebohq: no
Gebohq: don't finish that thought
Capt Jack5parrow: I'll finish it later tonight *wink*

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Capt Jack5parrow: I'd ask a question like: "Where is the newspaper?" and they'd be like, "Why don't you ask your huge c**k?"
lucid hysteria: haha, wait... what is that from?
Capt Jack5parrow: Why don't you ask your huge c**k?

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NICKcal777: im trading in gamecube
Capt Jack5parrow: I'm never talking to you again
NICKcal777: im getting xbox
Capt Jack5parrow: Never
Capt Jack5parrow: Ever
Capt Jack5parrow: Ever
Capt Jack5parrow: Talking to you again
NICKcal777: im turning to the dark side
Capt Jack5parrow: except now
Capt Jack5parrow: and this sentence here explaining why I'm never talking to you again
NICKcal777: what?
Capt Jack5parrow: Que?
NICKcal777: <3 Family Guy.


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Fimbr4: dont you have something better to do
Capt Jack5parrow: ['.'] =D~~~~ It's a plug
Fimbr4: i guess not

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Capt Jack5parrow: I have my physical tommorow, it sucks because they make a parent accompany you until your 18 here.
Capt Jack5parrow: I hate it
y3c71: with your weiner out?
Capt Jack5parrow: No, BOXERS you ba*****.
y3c71: WTF? how do they do it with boxers on?
y3c71: I always had to freaking drop trow..but I had a sexy lady doctor
y3c71: and I loved it
Capt Jack5parrow: you sick sick man
y3c71: I always had a fantasy about her saying "ooh... let me see here... time for an oral examination"
Capt Jack5parrow: I have an old jewish guy....no fantasies here
y3c71: "Ya vanna toin your head and coff fa me?"

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Capt Jack5parrow: Hello ol' chap.
Caitian Tourist: Howdy, pardner.
Capt Jack5parrow: Fancy'd seein you up so early...or late.
Caitian Tourist: I love mornings.
Capt Jack5parrow: since when
Caitian Tourist: Since I decided to be bitingly sarcastic.
Capt Jack5parrow: ahh. good show. good show.
Caitian Tourist: So, when'd you become British?
Capt Jack5parrow: Since I decided to be bitingly sarcastic.
Caitian Tourist: Well played.
Capt Jack5parrow: Indeed.
Capt Jack5parrow: /me takes a puff from his pipe
Capt Jack5parrow: /me shakes his brandy

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Capt Jack5parrow: Go become a pilot
Caitian Tourist: Pilot won't pay for at least 2 years. Then it won't even give me back 1/2 of what I spent on lessons.
Capt Jack5parrow: so? crash the plane! become infamous, then go to jail.
Capt Jack5parrow: Free food, water, and sex all your life.What a deal!
Caitian Tourist: You make an excellent argument.

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited August 29, 2004).]

Rob: STFU

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French the language of love?
I suppose nothing says "I love you" like "wee wee".............

Delphian: Hello, everyone.

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"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

- Winston Churchill

This comes off as desperate

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"Music is the universal language and the
dialect we speak in is Hip Hop!" - King Solomon

Caitian Tourist.. oh my.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Where's the "attention whore" picture when you need it?

How is this being an attention whore. The topic is "Post your own chat quotes" but instead of anyone actually posting on topic this turns into a "Well SAJN made this thread, so since he made it, it SUCKS!....lets trash the thread and flame him."

I figured instead of the Massassi IRC quote page or bash.org, we could have all of our own chat quotes in this thread. Now stop your OMFG TROLL ATTENTION WHORE crap and post on topic, or just don't post at all.

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Guys.. cant you just be civil? If you dont like someone, thats fine, you dont need to just TROLL all over their topics like this.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

STFU

<ubuu> Sooo Agent_J, can you get rid of your brothers computer? Pleaseeee?

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Stinkywrix: Doom 3 is responsible for drugs and underage sex
Someguysnameicantremember:*swoon*


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Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
I'm sure my cat could tell you a thing or two about my genetalia
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^
Quoted for...I dunno.

[This message has been edited by Stinkywrix (edited August 29, 2004).]

sajn should become a clown in the kids medical unit or something, they are defenseless and cannot run

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"Music is the universal language and the
dialect we speak in is Hip Hop!" - King Solomon

the only chatlog i happened to save, cos it was damn hilarious at the time



(was from msn so blank spaces are smileys)

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/fluffle

<Darth-Phenom> Argh! It's like impossible to find Christian metal mp3's
<Darth-Phenom> It's almost as if the genre is not popular


<Darth-Phenom> "In the beginning, the LORD clicked "File>New"

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MadQuack has a signature.

The topic is "Post your own chat quotes" not "accuse everyone of being in a conspiracy against you." Please keep your post on topic, this is a discussion forum. Not a place for you to discuss other people's behavior, bad or otherwise.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

From woggle.





Anyway, this SAJN-beating has gotten out of control, in a very obnoxious fashion if you ask me.

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

* Gebohq feels SAJN
Gebohq: er
Gebohq: that was a bad place to accidentially hit the enter key
Gebohq: I meant to say /me feels SAJN's forehead

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Capt Jack5parrow: I just kept skipping the old intro
Capt Jack5parrow: because I hear the music so damn much
Capt Jack5parrow: It isn’t bad just...after hearing it alot it gets...repetitive to my ears
Capt Jack5parrow: like hearing Michael Jackson say "I didn't touch him!"
zonzoninja: hahaha
Capt Jack5parrow: That joke was horrible
Capt Jack5parrow: I feel like Jay leno
Capt Jack5parrow: now I need to smile and say "Yeah you see because yeah didn't touch him he says..yeah that’s it *fixes suit* *twists tie* yeah because he molests kids that’s the joke..in other news president bush, get a load of this president bush said...and I'm not making this up..." *suddenly Jay Leno collapses due to an overweight chin*
zonzoninja: you leave the chin OUT OF THIS
zonzoninja: >
Capt Jack5parrow: *the titanic suddenly sinks*
Capt Jack5parrow: *because it hit jay lenos chin*
zonzoninja: noooooo!

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* SAJN_Master pokes seb
* Seb trips (Failures: 162)
<gammasts> about 30+ people replied
<Cazor> erm.
* Glyde seb
<Glyde> ...
* SAJN_Master makes sure seb doesn't trip
* Seb trips (Failures: 163)
<SAJN_Master> damn it
<TK> Seb, is that script a remote?
* SAJN_Master places seb in a room that is only big enough for one person to fit in, makeing it IMPOSSIBLE to trip in.
* Seb runs (Escapes: 175)
<SAJN_Master> damn it!
<gammasts> hahaha


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whintt:i walked into the same wall three times today. I just cant see straight and spacial awarness is off
whintt: I CANT F****** SPELL
Capt Jack5parrow: not much has changed.
.
.
*Later that conversation*
.
.
whintt: i used to be able to turn on the lights in one room look around turn them off and go find a rabbit in the closet in a shoebox.
Capt Jack5parrow: and you you cant even find your piece to fiddle with?
whintt: dude i could barely find my piece this morning.
Capt Jack5parrow: LOL!
Capt Jack5parrow: Once again, not much has changed.

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<d-_-b> if I look at buck's mom, I grow to 5'4"
* d-_-b was kicked by buck (from being 5'3 1/2 )

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* Zell thumps Deadman.
<SAJN_Master> ...
<Zell> And stay down!
<Deadman> no
<Deadman> I refuse
<Zell> YOu're supposed to be dead
<SAJN_Master> then you will die
<SAJN_Master> OMQ THREAT
<Zell> OMQ HES ALREADY DEAD
<Zell> AKA DEADMAN
<Deadman> OMG I'M DEAD
<SAJN_Master> OMG YOU ARE DEAD
<Zell> OMG
<SAJN_Master> OMG
<SAJN_Master> OMFQG
<Zell> OMGSTFU
<SAJN_Master> OMGLOLZOMG
<Zell> omg.....
<SAJN_Master> OMGFWHGWAGADS
<MaxisGone> Stop it.
<SAJN_Master> I just farted.

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* kak sets mode: -v SAJN_Master

(about 5 mins later)

* kak sets mode: -m
<kak> I like sajn
<kak> He actually takes punishment.
<SAJN_Master> WANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWhahaha you can't hear me I am de-voiced! KEKEKEKE wnag wanga I AM TEH SPEEECH!
<SAJN_Master> oh
<SAJN_Master> crap
<MBeggar> HAHAHAHAHA
<Zell> ....
* MaxisBye sets mode: -v SAJN_Master

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PhearTheSpork: I have like 90 figures on my pc desk
PhearTheSpork: and my friends act dumb wuth them
PhearTheSpork: "Look trinitys ****ing neo LOLOL"
PhearTheSpork: no they arent
PhearTheSpork: trinitys falling and neo is shooting
PhearTheSpork: "NO they are ****ing LOLOLOL"

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<S51> RotK was great, I cried when Aragorn killed Gimli.

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<SAJN_Master> DJ-YOSHI
<SAJN_Master> you sick mother f*****
<Dj-Yoshij> <3
<SAJN_Master> he just sent me a picture
<SAJN_Master> of like 900 penises
<SAJN_Master> my mom was RIGHT THERE
<Jim7> did she recognize any of them?

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SiliconC> i've seen very few porns where they cuddle
SAJN_Master> stop watching man pr0n then
SiliconC> i'll watch what i damn well feel like
* Vinny has joined #massassi
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Vinny Vinny
* Skimpy sets mode: +v Vinny
SAJN_Master> Vinny watches it too
Vinny> Every night
SAJN_Master> 0_o

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<Vinny> You cut me deep. You cut me real deep. <- Donkey to Shrek
<SAJN_Master> ummm
<SAJN_Master> you’ve never heard that before?
<SAJN_Master> besides shrek
<Deadman> nope...
<SAJN_Master> Jesus said that same thing to Judas.

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I enter the chat with such infrequency that getting any memorable quotes out of me is damn near impossible...

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Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains.
:wq!

Some cantina quotes....hey sajn didn't specify which chat

<GoY`Sleep`etc> Hehehe... I actually managed to get a seductive text message from someone (apart from my mother, god damnit, why did I teach her how to use a phone) on Valentines day!

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<Ramen> wow, you'd think more ppl would be in her on valentine's day.
<Ramen> curse you Freud.

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<Sine_Nomen> Hell, they used Marines to play sandtroopers in the special edition of ANH
<Sine_Nomen> Because they were the only people they could find who could take the head

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<Cho`Koth> *shrugs* seen it done, it's hard not to believe in something you've seen with your own eyes
<Slugworth> I once saw a wiccan lesbian witch turn soft flesh hard. IT WAS AMAZING MAGIC

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<Jeff|Nikki> you had sex with a guy in public?
<ubuu> First party ever, had to be blown by some douche bag...grrr

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<fourwood> maybe tomorrow
<fourwood> unless i hang out with katie again..
<[Arby]> WHO'S KATIE?
<fourwood> arby: more or less... my girlfriend
<fourwood> not really but... like... well, close enough
<[Arby]> So does that mean she's like...in pieces?
<[Arby]> Unwhole?
<fourwood> no, she's pretty hole

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<DrVoid`PhD> lol....from a site of superstitions: "A knife as a gift from a lover means that the love will soon end."
* jipe eyes the machete he bought for Mother's Day
<Slugworth> ........ Jipe...... HE SAID A LOVER!
<Slugworth> WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!
<jipe> .. I love my parents.
<Slugworth> BOTH OF THEM!??! JESUS!
<DrVoid`PhD> HOLY LORD!
<jipe> .. on second thought, I think I'll tape it to Meghan's locker when no one's looking.. wait..
<DrVoid`PhD> ......jipe does damage control "REALLY GUYS! I LIKE GIRLS I'M NOT RELATED TO!"

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<Jon`C> I need some help with transportation.
<Jon`C> Say you couldn't drive, and you lived far away from the city.
<Jon`C> How would you go on a date?
<Void`ZoSo> I would for one train a giant bird to carry me and my date to our destination...........and then the alcohol would wear off, and I would realize that I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting a date, and will then collapse back into a pool of my own vomit.
<Jon`C> I got one. Now I need to figure out a way to pick up the girl and go someplace nice.
<Void`ZoSo> Jon got a date.............................ALL FURTHER MESSAGES TO VOID WILL BE IGNORED, AS HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF. ALTHOUGHT BEFORE THAT, HE SUGGESTED MEETING HER IN TOWN.
*** Void`ZoSo has quit IRC (Why is my life God's joke?)

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonk WoW Petition <- SIGN!
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Ok, that one made me laugh.



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Kill Your Idols!

Holy god that was good.


And that.

[This message has been edited by JASRCC_Uber0010 (edited August 29, 2004).]

My favourites are all from conversations with one specific person, they aren't particularly funny, but I like them. Only one for now though:

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[01:11:54] heel...my an: she rolls on da bed like a giraffe
[01:12:15] Andy - 3/11 : giraffes do that?
[01:12:30] heel...my an: like a giraffe with 2 broken legs
[01:12:46] Andy - 3/11 : have you seen such a giraffe rolling on a bed?
[01:12:54] heel...my an: k they do according to clee she worked in a zoo
[01:13:06] heel...my an: she wasn't part of the zoo though
[01:13:09] Andy - 3/11 : i'm sure they don't get proper matresses though

^ this is about her housemate btw

The random rubbish I come up with sometimes scares me, and this girl is worse than me...

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02:28:05] heel...my an: just talking about the importance of a random toy moose in the art of stalking
[02:28:23] Andy - 3/11 : yeah, I would agree that it's an important addition
[02:29:06] Andy - 3/11 : there's something about them which is representative of the stalking action
[02:29:22] heel...my an: what would that be?
[02:29:30] heel...my an: ooh 230am
[02:29:41] heel...my an: it s gna b a record conversation for me!
[02:30:47] Andy - 3/11 : they're big and not really found in these parts, the mere presense of a moose implies someone who is willing to go to great lengths to achieve their aims
[02:31:07] Andy - 3/11 : a toy moose is merely an iconic representation of the moose-factor
[02:31:14] Andy - 3/11 : for portability

<Wolfy> Well, there's at least one thing Battlefield teaches me: I am not a good pilot.
<Wolfy> I'm flying in a Mustang, and I see what looks like two tanks fighting on the bridge.
<Wolfy> I identify the Nazi tank, hit it.
<Wolfy> Turns out it was two friendly tanks - a Sherman, and a stolen Panzer
<Wolfy> Then, as I'm desparately trying to type, "SORRY" (which came out "SOR7Y"), I crash into a building.

* d-_-b kicks Myn's *** to Running Away - Hoobastank
<Vinny> Check the lame docs
* Wolfy says, "Phat pimpin'?" to Trip Through Your Wires by U2 for 3:32. Word.
<Deth> what program is it? look in the man page
* Vinny is listening to System of a Down - Highway Song (3:13). Songs listened to: 27
<Vinny> I don't use EAC anymore
* GtkCazor is luageMIGHfRomSHNOOBERnulltipling to KOMPRESSOR - ADDING UP NUMBERS
<Vinny> ugh
* Deth sings Radiohead - There There (The Boney King Of Nowhere) (5:23) to Pom|Away at the top of his lungs
* Vinny turns off music script
<Vinny> Honestly
<GtkCazor> hahah
<Vinny> Music - Text - Music - Text - Music - Text - Music - Text - Music - Text - Text
<Vinny> Something is wrong there

<Evil_tofu> STUPUD Correction
<Evil_tofu>
<Correction> :,(
<Correction> WAAAHHH
<Wolfy> Stupid, you fool.
<Wolfy> Stpuid.

<Wolfy> I own a Vietnamese...
<Wolfy> Dad brought him back with him after the war.
<Wolfy> He's neat, except he occasionally gets crabby.

* LightStaff is listening to INCOMPLETE Craig David - Whats Your Flavorea19746b5c087a7e5ee63863dcf39751004faa0000c00000bb80000000d9 (1:37)
<Kedri> ...
<Kedri> That's quite a song title, there
<Blood_Asp> ong w4r3z
<LightStaff> umm
<Wolfy> Hey, LightStaff...
<Wolfy> ...download much?
<LightStaff> no not really
<Wolfy> Ok, just checking.

<Wolfy> Excuse my bad typing. I'm typing with one hand.
<stat> T.M.I.

<Kedri> Have you guys seen my start menu? --> http://www.massassi.net/etc/Kedri/start_menu.gif
<Wolfy> Not one of them non-spam
<Wolfy> Kedri
<Wolfy> YOU EVIL PERSON, YOU
<Wolfy> YOU HAVE...
<Wolfy> QUICKTIME?!
<Kedri> BUAHAHAHAHAHA
<Wolfy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Wolfy> That's not true!
<Wolfy> That's impossible!
<Kedri> Search your feelings, Wolfy, you know it be true!
<Wolfy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Wolfy> NOOOOOOOOO
<Kedri> Wolfy, join me, and together we can watch Quicktime across the galaxy as father and son!
* Wolfy jumps into the recycle bin
* Wolfy calls out to Wolvie
<Wolfy> n/otice Wolvie...help me.
* Wolfy waits
<Ford1342> he he he
<Wolfy> You know, it's really hard to find reliable rescue services these days.
* Wolfy falls to his death
<Wolfy> *movie over*
<Kedri> damn.

<Wolfy> CookedHaggis, I thought you were going to come over and play today.
<Wolfy> Ken's not much of a toy when you're not playing with him.

<Jim7> 8 @Wolfy 1948 "Jim7, I will topple the U.S. government and declare the world yours, that Hell is
<Jim7> on Earth, if SoaD does not win the aWard."
* TheBoss wants a Kedri lovedoll
<Jim7> im still waiting for Wolfy to finish toppling the government
<TheBoss> heh
<TheBoss> its quite simple. To make a gopvernment ineffectice
<TheBoss> send in an intern
*** Debaser has quit IRC (Quit: No, I'm not Jesus, but I have the same initials.)
* Gonkish topples governments constantly

* lateralus is latERALIZING to Orgy - Blue Monday (4:26) [443 songs played]
* Keith is relaxing to "Blue Monday" by Orgy, which is 4mins 26secs long.
<Pommy> yes...
* Yectiwan is jamming out to Orgy - Blue Monday (4:26)
<Yectiwan> good suggestion
<lateralus> it's an orgy in here!
<Keith> lol
* Wolfy says, "Phat pimpin'?" System of a Down - The Metro (2:59) << Word. Songs heard: 1642.
<lateralus> Wolfy, be a team player
<Wolfy> Oh, sorry.
* Wolfy says, "Phat pimpin'?" Orgy - Blue Monday (4:26) << Word. Songs heard: 1643.
<Yectiwan> lmfao

<Wolfy[Genealogy]> What are the initials for UT?

<Wolfy> Congratuations, GoY. You've successfully urinated in your own shoes.

* Wolfy grabs what feels like a small hot dog ... .... ... ... ... and throws out a bag of cocktail wieners.
<Skimpy> omg
<Loofy_AFKx124> lol
<Loofy_AFKx124> Wolfy you sick fiend
<Skimpy> Wolfy...thats ......omg
<Wolfy> Hey, I don't keep cocktail wieners in my pants.
<Loofy_AFKx124> lol
<Loofy_AFKx124> neither do I...
<Loofy_AFKx124> ::cough::
<Wolfy> You German American Russian.
<Wolfy> THEN WHOSE PANTS AM I IN?!
<[EBGE]oS[TACO_PS]> BEHOLD THE COMPLETE WEBSITE
<Loofy_AFKx124> lol
<Loofy_AFKx124> ummm
<[EBGE]oS[TACO_PS]> http://ebge.fixedsys.net
<Loofy_AFKx124> your grandmothers?
<Wolfy> Eeew.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded

<horny_gurL>wanna cyber?
<Insipid>no...
*horny_gurL sits in ur lap
*Insipid raises an eyebrow
*horny_gurL sticks my tongue down ur throat
*Insipid screams for an adult

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[insert various humourous anecdotes here]

Jarl: Damn... I can't play this game one-handed.
New-Reb Princess: TMI
Necro: Dead Girls Don't Say No.
New-Reb Princess: I think I appreciate Jarl's modesty
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Hot_Willing_Honey: My friends say that i'm really hot!!1
Jarl: Friends lie to make us feel better.
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Jarl: Crap, the Jedi are breaking through the main gate!
Jarl: We need demos at the gate!
*The Jedi have successfully broken the gate*
*You have been pushed back*
Jarl: All to blue!
*The Blue Crystal Room Gate has been Destroyed!*
*The Blue Crystal has been taken from its room!*
Jarl: Stop them!
*The Red Crystal Room Gate has been Destroyed!*
*The Green Crystal Room Gate has been Destroyed!*
*The Blue Crystal has been placed!*
*The Red Crystal Has been taken from its room!*
*The Green Crystal has been taken from its room!*
*The Green Crystal has been placed!*
Dark_Lord_Of_The_Jedi: There's a guy with the red crystal going to the other crystals!
*The Red Crystal has been dropped*
*The Red Crystal has been taken from its room!*
*The Red Crystal has been placed*
Jarl: I hate my team.
*The Valley Gate has been destroyed!*
*Your team has been pushed back*
Jarl: All to altar room!
Dark_Lord_Of_The_Jedi: What's going on?
Amen: There's nobody in the Blue Crystal Room! What do I do?
*The Altar Room Gate has been destroyed!*
Jarl: I hate you ****ers.
Amen: There's people by the green room gate!
Jarl: Amen, wanna see your character glow cool colors?
Amen: huh
Jarl: Press Shift+~, then type /disco
*Amen has disconnected*
Dark_Lord_Of_The_Jedi: Is there really a cheat like that?
*The Scepter Room Gate has been destroyed*
*The Scepter has been brought to the Altar!*
*The Shield over the coffin has been disabled!*
Jarl: Do the same, but instead of /disco, type \disco. the slash changes the effect. it's an awesome trick.
*Dark_Lord_Of_The_Jedi has disconnected*
Jarl: HEY! TEAMS ****ERS! I'M ALONE HERE!
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-I hate n00bz.

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It's our All-American product. We got the idea from the Germans. The French hate it. It goes for half in Canada. The English have a version, but it's not so hot. There's cheap knockoffs in India. The Japanese are devolping a sleeker, sexier model. Made in China.

[This message has been edited by bearded_jarl (edited August 29, 2004).]

Ortmage: for some reason, when people mention icon and jesus in the same sentence... i just think about cheesy 32x32 16 color icons
Dormouse1182: heheh
Dormouse1182: so /that's/ what the iconcoclastic controversies of the high middle ages were about, tacky buddy icons
Ortmage: LoL!
Dormouse1182: the middle ages make so much sense if you think abuot them like one giant aim chatroom.. or something.. -_-
Ortmage: LOL yes full of self-righteous and suspicious newbies who don't understand the nature of the chat room they'r ein
Dormouse1182: we could so write a new metaphysic of the medeival world with this concept
Ortmage: hehe "the chatroom of the gods"
* Dormouse1182 kickbans mithra*!@!
Ortmage: lol
Dormouse1182: /invite zoroaster
Dormouse1182: /ban Aristotle
Dormouse1182: /deban aristotle
Ortmage: there shall come a man whose name is jesus__ and he will not be the saviour! the true savior will be named jesus and he shall be op over all he surveys
Dormouse1182: /oper Jesus mypassword
Ortmage: gnosis is the password, lol
Dormouse1182: /kick Jesus [for your sins]
Dormouse1182: "Jesus was klined for your newbage"
Ortmage: LOL!
Ortmage: and when you are finally dropped... will you receive an invitation from stpeter to heaven?
Dormouse1182: i keep getting into conversations about the things i would do had i root access to the universe..
Ortmage: you can't /join #heaven, its invite only
Dormouse1182: heehee
Ortmage: apparently you can /join #satan though, which gets you into #hell faster. @hell is a personal hell
Dormouse1182: #hell is @otherpeople
Ortmage: lol
Dormouse1182: http://dor.nullmind.org/dkp/fsckworld.png
Ortmage: lol
Dormouse1182: the great papal schism.. was actually a giant #catholicsm netsplit
Ortmage: LoL yes, and a lot of disaffected people moved over into #gnosis, which was more intimate and less heirarchical
Dormouse1182: but more prone to random pingouts peers and external messages
Ortmage: a large part of the net of #catholicism was carved off by raiders from #islam
Dormouse1182: which found itself a very stable server, albeit with somewhat outdated and oppressive coding
Ortmage: yes, with bots that keep strict track of who's supposed to be doing what, and invites them directly to #heaven (different from irc://irc.christianity.rel/#heaven)
Dormouse1182: the only problem being you need to be klined in #world to get invited to #heaven_
Ortmage: lol exactly
Dormouse1182: pope@vatican$ cd / && mv /dev/null /dev/hell
Dormouse1182: USE=``x86` emerge -k HRE

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<Vinny> Go ahead and prove that god doesn't exist.
<happydud> Ok.
<happydud> The babblefish exists.
<Dormouse> actually, it doesn't
<Dormouse> zing
<happydud> ...
<happydud> well, ****.

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<+Shadow89`shower> Vinny
<+Shadow89`shower> your the coolest
<+Shadow89`shower> i would never hate you
<+Shadow89`shower> unless you stole me girl *shakes fist*
<@Vinny> The word is "you're", foob
<+Shadow89`shower> hehe
<+Shadow89`shower> grammer phreak
<+Jim7> the word is grammar


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<Cazor|f00d> ...
<Brian> yo
<Cazor|f00d> hello
* Jim7 rubs Cazor
<Cazor|f00d> ...
<Shadow89> hehe
<Cazor|f00d> O NO
* Shadow89 manseks Cazor
<Cazor|f00d> O NOS
<Cazor|f00d> OH YES
<Shadow89> omq
<Shadow89> it turned the wrong way
<Cazor|f00d> hahaha
<Cazor|f00d> it hurt
<Cazor|f00d> but then i liked it
<Shadow89> ehhhh
<Shadow89> lol?
<Shadow89> wait you took it up the...
<Cazor|f00d> ...
<BV> . . .
<Shadow89> omq
<Acharjay> oh yes, Bri missed some action... but it yet it continues.
<Brian> haha over 8000 iraqis already surrendered?
<Cazor|f00d> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
<Jim7> this is sooo gettin quoted....
<Shadow89> heheh
* Shadow89 moves closer to Cazor
* BV plays porno music
* Shadow89 gives Cazor a weddgie


Shadow89> "A TC I'm working that WILL NOT fail..." yeah right, and George Bush is a good president!


* JorBo attacks Shadow89 with cold pizza!
<Shadow89> OH BOY!
* Shadow89 eats the pizz
<Shadow89> err
<Shadow89> *pizza
<JorBo> pizz?
<mavispoo> haha!
[21:23] * A_Big_Fat_CoW slaps A_Big_Fat_CoW around a bit with a large trout
<mavispoo> nah, pizz er is better
<Chompy`DariaPwnage> cold pizz ??
<JorBo> is that like pez urine?
<Shadow89> :P:
<Shadow89> oppps
<PlasmaBoy> lol
* Tloc_Zloc_Kill does a scuicide move to kill everyone
<Shadow89> OMG I SUCKS
* JorBo attacks Shadow89 with a giant TFTI®
* PlasmaBoy plants a bomb
<Shadow89> ROFL I"M AN IDIOT


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"Anyone who talks about martial arts on the internet is a weakling geek fool. I took karate, does anyone else take any martial arts?" -James Saibot

"i can get my beast going as hard as it will go, but when i go to play my games it cant handle all the action." -scared little monkey talking about his computer

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<ubuu> i know..sorry random question
<tofu> ...
<kak> ... ubuu
<ubuu> typing a paper
<Roach> Adolf
<kak> MY GOD ubuu
<tofu> WTF MATES
<ubuu> oh yea
<kak> I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR *** FOR BEING SO DUMB
<kak> HITLER IS HIS LAST NAME
<tofu> Hitler is his last name...
<ubuu> whoops
<kak> ADOLF HITLER

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<d-_-b> LOOK AT MY BIO-GUN: http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum5/HTML/009886.html
<ubuu> if i showed my bio gun I would get banned


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<ubuu> ALL WHITES R WIN

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Wolvie: I touch myself


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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]

OMFG OLD SCHOOL

<JorBo> Lindsay Lohan!
<Jovan> She's cute.
<JorBo> we are all on the net and nobody looks it up but me?
<Jovan> I didn't feel like it.
<Jovan> That poster, however, is quite creepy.
<Homicidal> amanda bynes woulda been better
<JorBo> that's what hitler said about giving rommel command of the panzers on D-Day and he lost his empire........ O_o
<Homicidal> "amanda bynes woulda been better"?
<Homicidal> O_o
<JorBo> hahaha
<Jovan> Homicidal: Amanda Bynes isn't that great in my opinion.
<JorBo> somone quote that
<Jovan> Wait... did you regret saying that?

(Yes, I did)
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<olle> hi
<maeve|work> <BuuBox> Bezimyonyi, I'm sure a quick google search could quench your thirst for manporn. <-- I'm sure a quick search on google could quench his thirst for zulporn
<maeve|work> hey olle, care to join the man-orgy?
<olle> maybi
<S51> olle, please remove your clothing now.
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<Jedi_Legend> I don't want to be in the military, at all.
<Jedi_Legend> If I had to be, I'd try to be a tech guy.
<Jedi_Legend> Or someone not really in harms way.
<Jedi_Legend> Because I'm afraid of the freaking baseball when I bat, I'd never make it in war.

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<CookedHaggis> You're going to see Geb and Ante? You're braver than I...I mean, have you not seen Geb's photos? He looks like Satan on a bad day...
<Ford> ha ha ha yeah. but i know he wouldnt REALLY devour my soul...*crosses fingers and forks the evil eye towards Maryland*
<CookedHaggis> This is one of the reaons why I'm glad the Atlantic Ocean seperates us....(the others being George Bush, the NRA and the word "color"...

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and from the cantina -

<Nikki> can I use that computer for a bit?
<Jeff`W> MINE
<Nikki> I need to print out some stuff
<Jeff`W>
<Nikki> well you will just have to miss out then won't you!
<Nikki> poor loveless jeffie
<Jeff`W> blackmailer!

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