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Madonna says she could marry Jesus

2009-10-02, 5:04 AM #1

Krokodile

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Originally posted by Article:

The Celebration singer has allegedly said about Jesus: “He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me."

Quote:

[Madonna biographer Randy Taraborrelli] claims “Madonna is crazy about Jesus" and has been telling close friends and family that "I could definitely see myself marrying him."

Quote:

"Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."

http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/madonna/news/156533-madonna-to-marry-jesus

Good for her.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-10-02, 6:44 AM #2

JM

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

404.

2009-10-02, 7:05 AM #3

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Fixed!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-10-02, 7:11 AM #4

Citizen86

Registered Citizen

Posts: 135

OMG, she is like, so deep and spiritual.... like...

I meet Jesus all the time. Except in Latin American it's pronounced (Hey-zeus). Most americans probably know that though.

2009-10-02, 7:54 AM #5

JediKirby

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Posts: 17,361

I think there's such thing as "too famous" when it comes to talking about a person's sex life casually on national news.

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2009-10-02, 8:11 AM #6

fishstickz

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There's 12 feet of crazy in that 6 foot body.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-10-02, 9:10 AM #7

TheCarpKing

Registered User Sex Offender

Posts: 1,044

It must be kind of weird for Jesus to be dating someone named after his mother.

Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

2009-10-02, 9:34 AM #8

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Jesus' mother's name was Mary, not Madonna. Madonna is the name given to the title "Our Lady" spoken in a different language.

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