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You are being shagged by a rare parrot...

2009-10-03, 3:00 PM #1

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

...What do you do?

If you succumb to the parrot's advances and agree to carry the baby parrot, turn to page 61.

If you want to see how zoologist Mark Carwardine reacted, turn to page 25

2009-10-03, 3:02 PM #2

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Personally I'm questioning how my genitals are compatible with a cloaca.

[Edit: That little Kakapo went for it more than a Scouser on a saturday night. :ninja:]

nope.

2009-10-03, 4:06 PM #3

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

IS THIS AWESOME Y/N

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-10-03, 5:15 PM #4

Alco

Monty Hall's Favorite Contestant

Posts: 760

Originally posted by LividDK:

...What do you do?

If you succumb to the parrot's advances and agree to carry the baby parrot, turn to page 61.

If you want to see how zoologist Mark Carwardine reacted, turn to page 25

I miss those types of books. What's the name for them?

2009-10-03, 5:17 PM #5

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

[http://kyle90.info/images/_internet/parrot.gif]

I could watch this for hours

Stuff

2009-10-03, 5:30 PM #6

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Originally posted by Alco:

I miss those types of books. What's the name for them?

Aren't they just called Choose Your Own Adventure books? Not very catchy, but it's what I've always known them as.

2009-10-04, 7:06 AM #7

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

considering each one is printed with the words "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE", I'd hazard a guess that it's what they're called. just a thought.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-10-04, 7:21 AM #8

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

I wish our educational programs were that interesting.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-10-04, 10:48 AM #9

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

...you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2009-10-04, 11:38 AM #10

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Idea: A stuffed parrot, a motor, some wiring; you've got yourself a "being shagged by a rare parrot" halloween costume.

Stuff

2009-10-04, 4:57 PM #11

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

considering each one is printed with the words "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE", I'd hazard a guess that it's what they're called. just a thought.

Sorry, did I forget the [BE AN ARSE IN THIS THREAD] tag?

2009-10-04, 5:13 PM #12

Rosebud

Registered User

Posts: 15

yup.

2009-10-04, 5:55 PM #13

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

oh u

DO NOT WANT.

2009-10-05, 7:08 PM #14

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

i cream