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If you could .. (apologies; boredom's spawn)
2004-08-28, 8:05 PM #1
If you could drug any three massassians, who would it be, for what reason, and what would you do with them afterwards?

No obscenity intended nor hoped for ..

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2004-08-28, 8:07 PM #2
take all 3 people's drugs and give them to SAJN, so he could O.D. and then i would bury him.

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[This message has been edited by Cazor (edited August 28, 2004).]
2004-08-28, 8:09 PM #3
Put all the drugs infront of Cazor, so when he goes to grab for them I sneak up behind him and snap his spinal cord in half with my knee.

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2004-08-28, 8:09 PM #4
Thrawn. I would tell him "No thrawn, the Spas 12 isnt completed yet. This isnt just your imagination, this isnt just a dream, but you are pretty ****ed up with the drug... When you wake up, you'll stop asking me for the model, until I say its done... *echo, echo, echo*

There :P

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ok forget what I said about it so far looking **** somehow I managed to make it look like a ****ing photo graph without photorape! Not finished it yet, but gimme 2 weeks thats the best I can do cos I'm going on holiday, but you'll have it by th 6 th of september I swear on Kirbys Private parts.

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2004-08-28, 8:09 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
take all 3 people's drugs and give them to SAJN, so he could O.D. and then i would bury him.

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O_o

Oh, and Pommy, you scare me.

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2004-08-28, 8:13 PM #6
Just doin my job.

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2004-08-28, 8:15 PM #7
Why would I waste good drugs on your people? I'm taking them for myself.

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2004-08-28, 8:15 PM #8
What kind of drugs ae we talking about here. I might want ome for my own pesonal use [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-28, 8:27 PM #9
I meant, drug, as in, chloroform or something.

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2004-08-28, 8:36 PM #10
I'd sell mine to Kieran for a tidy profit.

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2004-08-28, 8:39 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pommy:
I meant, drug, as in, chloroform or something.

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Damn.

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2004-08-28, 8:39 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Jenny's Signature:
ok forget what I said about it so far looking **** somehow I managed to make it look like a ****ing photo graph without photorape! Not finished it yet, but gimme 2 weeks thats the best I can do cos I'm going on holiday, but you'll have it by th 6 th of september I swear on Kirbys Private parts.

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He's done more on my private parts than swear...

With that, I'd choose Jenny Kitty and Rutherven. The events that'd take place afterwords would be sold on the internet everywhere. It'd involve a damn good modeling program, 3 small koreans, and a can of dead batteries.

JediKirby

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2004-08-28, 8:45 PM #13
I'd sell my drugs to Spork at a discount so he could then sell them to Kieran for even more... then I'd call the cops on him and go pocket all his cash.

What? We're convicts...

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2004-08-28, 8:52 PM #14
Bwa hah! Im Part korean, so im practically their Sister! HAHAHAHHA

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ok forget what I said about it so far looking **** somehow I managed to make it look like a ****ing photo graph without photorape! Not finished it yet, but gimme 2 weeks thats the best I can do cos I'm going on holiday, but you'll have it by th 6 th of september I swear on Kirbys Private parts.

Ruthven ;)
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2004-08-28, 9:10 PM #15
Id drug maeve, morpheus and flexor from bars. Id bring them over to america (It's a really effective drug, k?) put them in a room with nothing but a bed and a lightstand, but them all in the same bed, take off all their clothes, set up cameras and tape them to see their reactions.

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2004-08-28, 9:26 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
take all 3 people's drugs and give them to SAJN, so he could O.D. and then i would bury him.

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The only change to this would be that a.) I'd also force Cazor to O.D. just because and b.) I'd steal SAJN's WoW after he died.

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2004-08-28, 11:12 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Id drug maeve, morpheus and flexor from bars. Id bring them over to america (It's a really effective drug, k?) put them in a room with nothing but a bed and a lightstand, but them all in the same bed, take off all their clothes, set up cameras and tape them to see their reactions.
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I'd pay good money to see a) Their reactions upon seeing tape b) Them trying to explain it away c) The tape itself [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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2004-08-29, 3:49 AM #18
You scare me too fishstickz.

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2004-08-29, 4:04 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
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Originally posted by fishstickz:
Id drug maeve, morpheus and flexor from bars. Id bring them over to america (It's a really effective drug, k?) put them in a room with nothing but a bed and a lightstand, but them all in the same bed, take off all their clothes, set up cameras and tape them to see their reactions.
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2004-08-29, 4:21 AM #20
I wouldn't drug SAJN, that would take all of the fun out of murdering him violently.
2004-08-29, 5:29 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Id drug maeve, morpheus and flexor from bars. Id bring them over to america (It's a really effective drug, k?) put them in a room with nothing but a bed and a lightstand, but them all in the same bed, take off all their clothes, set up cameras and tape them to see their reactions.

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Then you'd watch the tape the next morning, only to find us playing monopoly in the nude.


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2004-08-29, 5:32 AM #22
Spiral, happydud and Spork

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2004-08-29, 5:47 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:

Then you'd watch the tape the next morning, only to find us playing monopoly in the nude.


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I said there was a bed and a nightstand. And unless you crafted a monopoly board from a nightstand in a few hours...


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2004-08-29, 6:19 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
I said there was a bed and a nightstand. And unless you crafted a monopoly board from a nightstand in a few hours...


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You said it yourself, they're powerful drugs.

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2004-08-29, 6:21 AM #25
Flexor wins.

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2004-08-29, 6:29 AM #26
Kroko, FGR, and Cavey
drug them, bring 'em to Peru, and tell them who ever get back to Finland first gets $1,000,000, and then follow them around with cameras
Making it a CBS reality TV show called Race to the Finnish

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2004-08-29, 6:35 AM #27
Wait. Genki Wins.

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2004-08-29, 6:54 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
...called Race to the Finnish</font>


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2004-08-29, 7:00 AM #29
That's a terrific idea, Genki.

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2004-08-29, 7:15 AM #30
I'd give them to anyone but SAJN. Obviously SAJN's behavior spawns from drug abuse currently, he's already on something 24/7
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2004-08-29, 7:16 AM #31
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That's a terrific idea, Genki.

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2004-08-29, 9:35 PM #32
Blood_Asp, Evil, and Aspypoo.

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2004-08-30, 1:11 AM #33
I'd drug Pagewizard, Cazor, and Madquack and put them in a room. Then I'd videotape Page trying to escape.

(Note: Genki is still the winnar [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif])

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2004-08-30, 4:22 AM #34
I'd put page along with two random massassian women in a room, and then videotape his failiures. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-30, 9:02 AM #35
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I'd put page along with two random massassian women in a room, and then videotape his failiures. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-30, 4:21 PM #36
ZING!

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