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I just want to clear this up
2009-10-09, 3:05 PM #1
It has come to my attention that some Massassians are unaware of the fact that I am Canadian.
To reiterate: I am Canadian

That is all; thank you.
I'm just a little boy.
2009-10-09, 3:06 PM #2
Filthy canuck.
2009-10-09, 3:08 PM #3
I'm secretly Irish.
nope.
2009-10-09, 3:10 PM #4
I'm from Finland, which is also where I live. I'm being serious.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-10-09, 3:12 PM #5
U S A

2009-10-09, 3:15 PM #6
I'm actually from Canada too. I'm coming out of the 'canadian closet', PERSAY. :psyduck:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-10-09, 3:16 PM #7
I'm from southern Canada.

aka Wisconsin
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-10-09, 3:24 PM #8
representin' Canada itt
Stuff
2009-10-09, 3:26 PM #9
Canadian bro's unite.
2009-10-09, 3:50 PM #10
You poor bastards.
2009-10-09, 4:01 PM #11
I never knew you were Canadian.

I now do.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-10-09, 4:06 PM #12
Originally posted by Brian:
You poor bastards.


dot
2009-10-09, 4:06 PM #13
That was-quite educational. However it fails to address the issue which is the focus of this thread. Three words: are Canadians dangerous.

There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the Massassian people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be on our forums with Canadians! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that Canadians are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!
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2009-10-09, 4:10 PM #14
Looks like Geb's been watching Fox News. :ninja:
nope.
2009-10-09, 4:19 PM #15
Originally posted by Gebohq:
That was-quite educational. However it fails to address the issue which is the focus of this thread. Three words: are Canadians dangerous.

There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the Massassian people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be on our forums with Canadians! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that Canadians are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!


This reads to me like a satire on the outrage over the president speaking to schoolkids, I wonder if that was the point!

(But then it's probably a pop culture reference...)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-10-09, 4:25 PM #16
X-Men you putz.
nope.
2009-10-09, 4:55 PM #17
My dad is french-canadian. He's a US citizen now, tough. But my name is french!
Warhead[97]
2009-10-09, 5:08 PM #18
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I am Canadian


That's cool.

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Canadian bro's unite.


Nevermind. I feel sorry for you now. :nonono:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-10-09, 5:16 PM #19
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
My dad is french-canadian. He's a US citizen now, tough. But my name is french!


What does BobTheMasher translate into in English?
2009-10-09, 5:18 PM #20
Originally posted by Brian:
You poor bastards.

Yes, us and our economy and quality of life. :(

Originally posted by Gebohq:
There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will.


Hi.
2009-10-09, 5:34 PM #21
Originally posted by Brian:
What does BobTheMasher translate into in English?


Haha. I don't know, one day I'll ask him. "Dad...why didn't you put spaces in my name?"
Warhead[97]
2009-10-09, 5:35 PM #22
Worst thing about Canada:

[http://kyle90.info/images/_snapshots/canada.PNG]
Stuff
2009-10-09, 6:03 PM #23
Proxies are everywhere, but more and more often they even block those.
Why is that crap blocked anyway?
2009-10-09, 6:08 PM #24
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Proxies are everywhere, but more and more often they even block those.
Why is that crap blocked anyway?


I'd bet on licensing/copyright issues.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-10-09, 6:14 PM #25
I thought copyright was still and issue but more other issues?

Isn't it having to do with censor ship? (Each country having it's own rating system)
And advertising? You'll need different ads in Europe than the US.
2009-10-09, 6:17 PM #26
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Isn't it having to do with censor ship? (Each country having it's own rating system)
And advertising? You'll need different ads in Europe than the US.


You're probably right actually, that would make sense.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-10-09, 6:29 PM #27
Originally posted by Gebohq:
That was-quite educational. However it fails to address the issue which is the focus of this thread. Three words: are Canadians dangerous.

There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the Massassian people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be on our forums with Canadians! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that Canadians are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!


LOL so good, hang on lemme try

The Canadians were created by man.
They were created to make life easier in North America.
And then the day came when the Canadians decided to kill their masters.
After a long and bloody struggle, an armistice was declared.
The Canadians left for another country to call their own.
A remote conference room was built...
Where Canadians and Americans could meet and argue over Health Care
Every year, the Americans send an officer...
The Canadians send no one.
No-one has seen or heard from the Canadians in over forty years...
2009-10-09, 6:51 PM #28
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I am Canadian
.

Nobody's perfect.
>>untie shoes
2009-10-09, 9:07 PM #29
I would say we're closer to perfect than you are = ]
\(='_'=)/
2009-10-09, 9:13 PM #30
Canucks from Canuckistan. Not even close.
2009-10-09, 9:19 PM #31
I just want to clear this up: LANDFISH WON'T BRING ME A TACO

That ******* :mad:
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-10-09, 9:23 PM #32
GET YOUR OWN DAMN TACO

IM NOT YOUR TACO ***** *****
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-10-09, 9:36 PM #33
Originally posted by Couchman:
LOL so good, hang on lemme try

The Canadians were created by man.
They were created to make life easier in North America.
And then the day came when the Canadians decided to kill their masters.
After a long and bloody struggle, an armistice was declared.
The Canadians left for another country to call their own.
A remote conference room was built...
Where Canadians and Americans could meet and argue over Health Care
Every year, the Americans send an officer...
The Canadians send no one.
No-one has seen or heard from the Canadians in over forty years...

God creates Canadians.
God destroys Canadians.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates Canadians.
2009-10-09, 9:54 PM #34
In Canada, everything is fine. In Canada, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I'm just a little boy.
2009-10-09, 10:58 PM #35
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/benton.jpg]
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2009-10-09, 11:01 PM #36
Originally posted by Gebohq:
That was-quite educational. However it fails to address the issue which is the focus of this thread. Three words: are Canadians dangerous.

There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the Massassian people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be on our forums with Canadians! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that Canadians are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!


I love it. Never have I felt so awesome.

Canada's cool. We have Poutine :awesome:
2009-10-09, 11:01 PM #37
a dan, a clan, a canal, Canada!
Stuff
2009-10-09, 11:04 PM #38
I swear, we have the best stereotype on earth.
2009-10-10, 6:26 AM #39
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I swear, we have the best stereotype on earth.



lol cutting limber
2009-10-10, 9:35 AM #40
clubbing baby seals?
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