That was-quite educational. However it fails to address the issue which is the focus of this thread. Three words: are Canadians dangerous.
There are rumors of Canadians so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the Massassian people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be on our forums with Canadians! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that Canadians are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!
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