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Gotta love reality shows...

2003-12-29, 4:51 PM #1

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2003-12-29, 4:54 PM #2

Correction

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I can only hope it's true... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2003-12-29, 5:00 PM #3

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Heheheheeee, thats too good. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-29, 5:14 PM #4

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Oh god..that was his secret?...Damn it.

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2003-12-29, 5:20 PM #5

Spork

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There was a Fark photoshop contest about fake reality TV shows, nothing short of hilarious.

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2003-12-29, 6:04 PM #6

BurrBoy

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<3

Best.Fake.Reality.Show.Pic.Thing.Spoof.

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2003-12-29, 6:52 PM #7

THRAWN

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Yes, quite funny.

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2003-12-29, 7:23 PM #8

clan ruthervain

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I laughed not stop for 20 seconds after seeing it.

AAahhhh my kinda humour.

AIDS. Its edgy but I love it.

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2003-12-29, 7:45 PM #9

Jovan

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BV

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I love you.

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2003-12-29, 7:52 PM #10

Wolvie17

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*pissing herslef laughing*

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2003-12-30, 12:29 AM #11

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2003-12-30, 8:20 AM #12

Axis

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Ohhhh now I get it.... *chuckles hard* haha

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2003-12-30, 8:44 AM #13

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2003-12-30, 10:10 AM #14

MechWarrior

Should be.

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ha saw that in the chat yesterday its great.

2003-12-30, 10:26 AM #15

genk

doot!

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yyeejeehee

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2003-12-31, 8:37 AM #16

Dormouse

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Quote:

Originally posted by Spork:
There was a Fark photoshop contest about fake reality TV shows, nothing short of hilarious.

Linkage ?

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2003-12-31, 9:16 AM #17

Dormouse

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My friend and i would always joke about the Texas Tribulation. Get a group of people, give them each a bright flaming pink VW Bug with rainbows and hearts all over it, and have them drive through Texas to see how many survive..

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NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

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2003-12-31, 9:55 AM #18

MechWarrior

Should be.

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I still say for the next reality TV show they devote an island to death match. I mean if you gave people guns and had a grand death match tournament you could charge 30 bucks a match to watch and people would pay to see it. Hell I'd actually sign up for that, just call me Malcom.

2003-12-31, 11:01 AM #19

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Quote:

Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I still say for the next reality TV show they devote an island to death match. I mean if you gave people guns and had a grand death match tournament you could charge 30 bucks a match to watch and people would pay to see it. Hell I'd actually sign up for that, just call me Malcom.

Darkside points received.

I've been playing too much KotOR...

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The End.
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2003-12-31, 11:05 AM #20

Sol

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All reality shows are fake. Nothing but BS.

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2003-12-31, 11:12 AM #21

Correction

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sol:
All reality shows are fake. Nothing but BS.

My mom gets into them sometimes... and after seeing a few shows, I'm convinced they're either rigged or it's all an act. I can't get my mom to believe the same thing, though [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

They're so stupid... I honestly just can't imagine why anyone would be interested in it... I mean, geez, if you want to watch people make out and then turn on eachother just go hang around some bars for a while or something...

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2003-12-31, 11:30 AM #22

MechWarrior

Should be.

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Survivor is rigged for sure there is no way 2 women can out power 6 guys its just not possible... unless women are smarter... bah nevermind!

2003-12-31, 11:55 AM #23

Avenger

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Quote:

Originally posted by MechWarrior:
hehehe

I still say for the next reality TV show they devote an island to death match. I mean if you gave people guns and had a grand death match tournament you could charge 30 bucks a match to watch and people would pay to see it. Hell I'd actually sign up for that, just call me Malcom.

Go rent Battle Royal. It's a Japanese movie all about that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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