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Lets be honest, I used my jewmagic.
2009-10-16, 9:00 PM #1
Today:

Woke up, drove into downtown Rochester. I got an email from a gym owner there, and he invited me to come down and check out his facility. I got a free workout, hung out and shot the s*** with him for a while, then set up a potential parkour workshop out of his gym.

Then I drove to the chiropractor (who charges me 1/5 standard price) to have him look at my shoulder. I think we finally figured out the problem I've been having with it for over a year. It's not really his area of expertise though, but it's such a strange problem that he wants to learn more. So he offered me free visits until we fix the problem so he can learn more.

Then he was commenting on the muscular definition of certain muscles (no homo) and how unusual it is (we attribute it to parkour). There's muscles that are overdeveloped that none of his other athletic patients even have somewhat developed. So on the way home, I was thinking it'd be really cool to work with him and do a comparison study on me and my roommate (also big time into parkour) and other athletes and other non-athletes comparing muscle definition, overdefinition, and underdefinition. I'm going to call him later and propose that.

Then I stopped by Five Guys (mmmm calories), and made friends with the cashier and long story short now I get free food at Five Guys.

It's been a good day for free stuff.
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2009-10-16, 9:07 PM #2
As long as the study is released publicly and has naked pics (no homo).
2009-10-16, 9:34 PM #3
as long as this study is used by the medical community to cure this debilitating illness
2009-10-16, 10:10 PM #4
do you hide your jewgold in your muscles?
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2009-10-16, 10:22 PM #5
Originally posted by genk:
do you hide your jewgold in your muscles?


I'm pretty sure we all keep it in Barbara Streisand's nose.
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2009-10-16, 10:39 PM #6
What's jewmagic/jewgold?
2009-10-16, 11:09 PM #7
Jews are all rich and get free crap, the first one for the gold and the second is the magic.
2009-10-16, 11:53 PM #8
Dude Five Guys is ****ing awesome

It is like the one thing that I like about the East Coast almost or even on par with its counterpart on the West Coast (In-n-Out)
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2009-10-17, 12:00 AM #9
wait... dud is a jew?
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2009-10-17, 12:03 AM #10
and theres a store called Five Guys?
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2009-10-17, 12:14 AM #11
It's a burger place called Five Guys Burgers and Fries and it is effin fantastic
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2009-10-17, 12:59 AM #12
"I ate five guys."
"At once?"
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2009-10-17, 1:12 AM #13
Originally posted by Pommy:
Dude Five Guys is ****ing awesome

It is like the one thing that I like about the East Coast almost or even on par with its counterpart on the West Coast (In-n-Out)


In-n-Out is terribly overrated.
2009-10-17, 1:18 AM #14
Originally posted by Vin:
In-n-Out is terribly overrated.


I would kill to have an In-n-Out here with good milkshakes! :colbert:
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2009-10-17, 1:38 AM #15
Originally posted by JediKirby:
"I ate five guys."
"At once?"


"If they were all the same size as you it wouldn't be a problem"
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2009-10-17, 1:39 AM #16
Originally posted by Vin:
In-n-Out is terribly overrated.

Is not
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2009-10-17, 2:04 AM #17
Originally posted by Vin:
As long as the study is released publicly and has naked pics (no homo).



How can asking for pictures of naked men not be homo?
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2009-10-17, 4:09 AM #18
Originally posted by Jon`C:
as long as this study is used by the medical community to cure this debilitating illness

It's a chiropractor
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2009-10-17, 4:27 AM #19
Indeed, yet another form of alternative medicine. Though not quite as ridiculous as acupuncture.
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2009-10-17, 4:39 AM #20
They both have tangible benefits, but they both have sides that are bat**** insane.
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2009-10-17, 4:46 AM #21
Originally posted by Ransom and Jeff:
How can asking for pictures of naked men not be homo?


especially coming from Vin. O.o
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2009-10-17, 7:14 AM #22
Originally posted by Pommy:
Dude Five Guys is ****ing awesome

It is like the one thing that I like about the East Coast almost or even on par with its counterpart on the West Coast (In-n-Out)


Yeah, there's one not too far from me in Jacksonville but I don't get to eat there a lot.

[QUOTE=Ransom and Jeff]How can asking for pictures of naked men not be homo?[/QUOTE]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2009-10-17, 11:27 AM #23
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2009-10-17, 1:48 PM #24
Jewmagic?


Does that make you a Majewcian?
nope.
2009-10-18, 5:50 AM #25
Cheeseburger in Paradise >> Five Guys
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