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Who wants to be a Somalionaire?

2009-10-18, 7:36 AM #1

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8312447.stm

That's a pretty awesome quiz. But £613 is an awful lot of office supplies, I'm impressed by Al-Shabab's administrative commitment.

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2009-10-18, 7:39 AM #2

kyle90

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Ahh, the free market at work.

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2009-10-18, 7:59 AM #3

Baconfish

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I can't help but think someone would get given their gun, then they'd use it to shoot everyone and take the rest of the guns.

nope.

2009-10-18, 8:17 AM #4

Nikumubeki

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Posts: 17,541

Man that country is useless.

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2009-10-18, 8:18 AM #5

dalf

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Man that country is useless.

Pot calling the kettle black.

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2009-10-18, 8:21 AM #6

Baconfish

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FGR isn't a country!

nope.

2009-10-18, 9:12 AM #7

Michael MacFarlane

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we are gonna need bigger guns

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2009-10-18, 9:14 AM #8

kyle90

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

I can't help but think someone would get given their gun, then they'd use it to shoot everyone and take the rest of the guns.

Wow I think you've just deciphered world history.

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2009-10-18, 9:40 AM #9

HooDWinkeR

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220864/Whipped-wearing-deceptive-bra-Hardline-Islamists-Somalia-publicly-flog-women-sharia-crackdown.html

inshallah i will find a similar job in north america :gbk:

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2009-10-18, 9:59 AM #10

The MAZZTer

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Originally posted by dalf:

Pot calling the kettle black.

You're just jealous FGR has the RIGHT TO FAST INTERNETS now, and we don't.

I am too.

2009-10-18, 10:10 AM #11

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Hey, there was a guy around this part of the US who was giving away AK-47s with purchase of a truck at his dealership. I guess he just didn't have any grenades or mines laying around...

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2009-10-18, 12:06 PM #12

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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You can legally own a ak47 in the u.s.?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-10-18, 12:14 PM #13

Tank

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-47_legal_status

2009-10-18, 1:55 PM #14

Tibby

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Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Hey, there was a guy around this part of the US who was giving away AK-47s with purchase of a truck at his dealership. I guess he just didn't have any grenades or mines laying around...

The irony of an American redneck selling Russian AKs will always get me.

2009-10-18, 2:28 PM #15

Obi_Kwiet

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What irony?

2009-10-18, 2:49 PM #16

Krokodile

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I guess he's saying an American redneck (who is stereotypically a strict opponent of communism) selling AK-47s (a gun devised in the Soviet Union and thus a TOOL OF COMMUNISM) is ironic. But I agree that it's not really all that ironic...

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-10-18, 2:52 PM #17

Tibby

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Oh come on, this guy would be calling Obama a socialist, and then selling socialist made guns with cars. Selling an AR-15 would make far more sense.

2009-10-18, 9:23 PM #18

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

See, but the great thing about america is that AK47s just WORK, and they're much cheaper than AR-15s....so of course he was giving away the cheaper ones. I think you're confusing "not liking socialism" with "being an idiot." Man, I'm totally not going to drink vodka anymore, that's COMMIE LIQUOR.

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2009-10-18, 9:40 PM #19

Tibby

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I didn't say they we're bad, I just...
Oh come on do I really have to explain every letter of my post?

2009-10-18, 10:16 PM #20

ECHOMAN

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Yes, because no one can follow your trains of thought.

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2009-10-18, 11:33 PM #21

drizzt2k2

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heard there were free guns here can i have one

America, home of the free gift with purchase.

2009-10-19, 3:22 AM #22

Grismath

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I'm going to make a videogame in which it at first seems like you're in a post-apocalyptic Fallout-type world.... but it's actually Somalia.

This quiz so sounds like a mini-quest.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2009-10-19, 3:51 AM #23

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

I think you're confusing "not liking socialism" with "being an idiot."

The two usually go hand-in-hand.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2009-10-19, 8:16 AM #24

Grismath

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Ok, Comrade Mort-Hog.

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Lord Tiberius Grismath
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