I was reading someone's rants/blog, and this just made me laugh out loud:
Source: http://www.angermismanagement.com/rant_moron.htm
(warning: language and some objectionable content.)
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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.
[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited August 30, 2004).]
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> RANT ABOUT MORONS
They are every where. They are taking over. They are sneaky, dumb as s***, and therefore as dangerous a parasite for security as a leech is to your calves.
I went through the Dunkin Donuts drive though two days ago. I talked to the big panel with a speaker in it and a f***ing moron behind it. I ordered 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese. This voice comes back, asking me what kind of coffee I want. I said I don't want any coffee. I just want 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese. She said "6 Sesame bagels, a tub of cream cheese, and what kind of coffee would you like?"
I tried to keep my cool - my kids were in the back seat, and well… anyway - so I repeated myself. "6 Sesame bagels, a tub of cream cheese, and no coffee."
I pulled over to the little window behind which the impossibly fat and stupid work. The woman showed up with the smallest little paper bag. I asked her how she could fit 6 bagels in such a tiny bag. She said "6? 6 bagels?"
I said "Yup, that's what I said. Three times. I know I said it because I was there when I said it." So she said, "So you want 6 bagels, right?" "Yup." "And what kind of coffee would you like with that?"
I had to take a deep breath. And then another one. I looked at her, and said " I do not want a coffee. I do not drink coffee. I have never dunk coffee. I just want 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese."
"Oh, no coffee, then?" "Nope."
She left to go look for my ever-elusive 6 Sesame bagels. Finally came back, and said "We don't have 6 sesame bagels." Upon enquiring as to what other kind of bagels they *still* had, I told her to get me whatever they had left in terms of Sesame bagels, and to complement with poppy seed bagels. She disappeared for another eternity, then came back and said "We are out of poppy seed bagels." Was there a need to mention to her that if she had not taken 5 minutes to walk her fat *** 10 feet to the rack, there might still be some? Probably not. I just asked her to stuff in the bag the first 6 bagels she would come across. 20 minutes after attempting to place my order, I finally had my bagels and was on my way. So much for the Drive Through option being all about speed.
Oh yeah, needless to say, by the time I got home and opened the bag, there were only 5 bagels in the bag - and no cream cheese.
Fat *and* dumb? She must have seriously pissed off Mother Nature in another life!
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They are every where. They are taking over. They are sneaky, dumb as s***, and therefore as dangerous a parasite for security as a leech is to your calves.
I went through the Dunkin Donuts drive though two days ago. I talked to the big panel with a speaker in it and a f***ing moron behind it. I ordered 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese. This voice comes back, asking me what kind of coffee I want. I said I don't want any coffee. I just want 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese. She said "6 Sesame bagels, a tub of cream cheese, and what kind of coffee would you like?"
I tried to keep my cool - my kids were in the back seat, and well… anyway - so I repeated myself. "6 Sesame bagels, a tub of cream cheese, and no coffee."
I pulled over to the little window behind which the impossibly fat and stupid work. The woman showed up with the smallest little paper bag. I asked her how she could fit 6 bagels in such a tiny bag. She said "6? 6 bagels?"
I said "Yup, that's what I said. Three times. I know I said it because I was there when I said it." So she said, "So you want 6 bagels, right?" "Yup." "And what kind of coffee would you like with that?"
I had to take a deep breath. And then another one. I looked at her, and said " I do not want a coffee. I do not drink coffee. I have never dunk coffee. I just want 6 Sesame bagels and a tub of cream cheese."
"Oh, no coffee, then?" "Nope."
She left to go look for my ever-elusive 6 Sesame bagels. Finally came back, and said "We don't have 6 sesame bagels." Upon enquiring as to what other kind of bagels they *still* had, I told her to get me whatever they had left in terms of Sesame bagels, and to complement with poppy seed bagels. She disappeared for another eternity, then came back and said "We are out of poppy seed bagels." Was there a need to mention to her that if she had not taken 5 minutes to walk her fat *** 10 feet to the rack, there might still be some? Probably not. I just asked her to stuff in the bag the first 6 bagels she would come across. 20 minutes after attempting to place my order, I finally had my bagels and was on my way. So much for the Drive Through option being all about speed.
Oh yeah, needless to say, by the time I got home and opened the bag, there were only 5 bagels in the bag - and no cream cheese.
Fat *and* dumb? She must have seriously pissed off Mother Nature in another life!
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Source: http://www.angermismanagement.com/rant_moron.htm
(warning: language and some objectionable content.)
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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.
[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited August 30, 2004).]
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