No joke. It's almost 2:30pm Nov. 1st. All you losers are still celebrating Halloween. See the conversation I've been having with my wife:
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From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:02 PM
I'm emailing you from the future to tell you that I'll still love you tomorrow. >.>

From: Andrea Simon
Sent: Saturday, 31 Oct 2009 11:05 PM
*CENSORED* I'll love you tomorrow too *CENSORED* and the rest of forever.

From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:07 PM
Hehe ok. So anyway, how's the past? (yes, I'm stuck on this)

From: Andrea Simon
Sent: Saturday, 31 Oct 2009 11:08 PM
The past is cool *CENSORED* how's the near future?

From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:09 PM
Well it'd be awesome, except you're not in it yet.

From: Andrea Simon
Sent: Saturday, 31 Oct 2009 11:10 PM
*CENSORED* yeah I wish you were here

From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:12 PM
Pssh. Catch up to me. :p *CENSORED*

From: Andrea Simon
Sent: Saturday, 31 Oct 2009 11:13 PM
Come to the past!!!!!

From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:15 PM
Well.. ok. But you'll have to wait a little while.

From: Andrea Simon
Sent: Saturday, 31 Oct 2009 11:16 PM
I guess so

From: GM3 Simon, CG-DIV
Sent: Sunday, 1 Nov 2009 2:18 PM
Well see? I have to move several more hours into the future.. Then back a day to the past, then more hours to the future to catch up to you. Time traveling is complicated.

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Anyway, you all probably don't care. And I'm pretty much a nerd. But I love joking about time zones. (I'll be going across the international date line soon).

I do this a lot with my friends from Ontario, who are 1.5 hours behind me.

Also, this is a good thread to remind everyone to reset your clocks for DST. We gain an extra hour today!

we do
holy ****
i can sleep
for
an
extra
hour
yes

http://www.livejournal.com/

i say...enforce it!

livejournal: blocked.

Anyway, discuss theories of time travel and/or control of the space time continuum (that word is spelled funny). I'm doing research into this in an effort to either 1) learn how to teleport myself or others using my mind, or 2) create a device that can accomplish said task.

I just traveled an hour back in time somehow last night... >_>

Welcome to last week, yanks.

Given your short movie and this, You do seem obsessed with Time Travel.

Heh, confused SAJN and SARN. Ignore that.

god damn i'm glad i could read all about that cuddlehuddlekissbliss bull****

I used to time travel a lot (aka blackouts).

It's really convenient when you're traveling.

this...


also:

hurr, that's not the important parts (for you guys). The time travel, man! The Time Travel!

And Zarn, thanks for posting a video I can't watch. GRRR!

Mwahahahaha! My plan is coming together nicely.

The use of 'asterisk-expression-asterisk' to express love is even worse than emoticons/smilies

Agreed, you could have edited that out.

*cuddle*
*kiss*
******
*squirt*
*sleep*



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I died laughing at this

haha.. we don't go that far. :p

Well not through text anyway.

hey guys did you know sarns married?

i wish i was dead

bah there's a severe lack of time travel discussion here. yeesh.

if i could travel back in time and intervene in your childhood, to convince your parents to raise you with the good sense not to post up a bunch of cuddleyums convos that are irrelevant to the (already flimsy) topic you've started, I'D DO IT

The time travel story was to mask the real purpose of this thread which was to remind us all that you have a wife.

saber, but upon your success, the event that triggered the time traveling mission would have ceased to exist, and thus you'd not have gone back in time. In short. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I'M INVINCIBLE.

(but if that stuff is that bothersome, I'll edit it out)

So then you have proven the multi-verse theory, A time traveler when he travels leaves the "Original" time-line into a new/different one.
You have a great responsibility to not destroy any universes, think of the massive death tolls if you say, stop the creation of a single atom post-big bang.

you missed one sran.

(look again, I caught it the 2nd time through)

It's not really, but it's enough to warrant a bit of good-natured ridicule

true...

anyway, rather than traveling through time, I'd be more interested in controlling it. Speeding it up, or slowing it down. It would take care of everything else.

Who wants to slow down when you can pause?

well presumably you'd be able to slow it down to such a degree that it'd be a moot point.

dot

People might still be alarmed by the suddenly split second flicker of me doing things.

It'd be like the Fight Club hidden penis in the reel thing. You'd be like "what just happened?" :p

Anyway, they'd be alarmed by you suddenly shifting positions too cause there's no way you'd be able to move back to the very exact position you were in when you left. But that brings up other issues.. Since time is moving slower (or not at all), I would expect air molecules to be slowed/stopped making the ability useless cause you wouldn't be able to move around. It'd be like trying to walk around encased in concrete. *shrug*

Well, if time were truly stopped, he would be able to move around, but every time he touched something it would be given infinite momentum, because he would be essentially be moving around faster than the speed of light. Also he wouldn't be able to see anything because the light wouldn't be moving.

You wouldn't have to move at the speed of light to make your movement seem imperceptible though. After all, bullets go through the air faster than we can see without really looking for it (or using things like tracers). Just have to move faster than our eyes can detect, which is a much smaller scale.

immature babies seems redundant to me, SARN -_-

I would be very glad if I could switch on a 'slow time for everybody else' button once in a while to type +/- 6 times fast while coding...

Wait a minute, I used the "Lolz i'm posting from a different timezone the future!" already in 2002. I want my pretzels back.