HELP WANTED

Are you somebody interested in fighting the forces of evil? Have other hero groups turned you down because you weren't qualified?

Apply now, and we'll have you rising to fame and fortune within the week!*

• No experience required!**
• Equal opportunity employment!***
• Full Benefits!****

Signed,
Maybechild

DISCLAIMERS:
* (In Canadian Standard Time. Current Hell-to-Earth conversion is approximately one century.)
** (Includes heroic, writing, and sexual.)
*** (Villains, evil-doers, and convicted felons need not apply.)
**** (Does not include sexual implications.)

((It's open season on new material, people. And despite the form, villains may certainly apply.))

But my writing is terrible and I have a horrible penchant for Marty Stuing, even when I try not to.

WHAT A PLUG

Skill is irrelevant; you only need the desire to write. As for Marty Stu-ing, you wouldn't be the first and you certainly wouldn't be the last.

And yes, Kroko, yes it is.

If I find five minutes not spent waiting for Steam to download or playing embarrassing games on a DS or looking for work, I might see what I can come up with.

I thought it said ***-pirating heroes, and was interested for a second... then...

Booty is your booty of choice?

Sam= Interested in kicking some Evil butt!

Hi.

Hola!

No me gusta los juevos verde y jamon! hehehe

Don't do it! You'll end up dead, just like I did!

say wha?

I do not fear death! I laugh in his hood covered face...He can barely hold up his giant scythe with his pathetic bony wannabe hands...hehehe

I'll hold up my bony scythe in my pathetic wanna be giant hands.

being silly= fun on a bun...hehe... and now I am imagining what Death would look like with a scythe made out of bone and enormous oversized hands...lol 8 P

It's ALIVE.

Hey, these things happen, especially when you stop writing and have a significant character. What I'm suspicious about is when you apparently rose from the grave inexplicably and then just as quickly faded away again.

Well, I'm a suspicious guy.