Ok, so my Mum is going to see John Edward soon, and my family are all chipping in for her ticket price. Despite my loathing of the man, I can deal with it - it makes my mum happy and that's what's important.
What really winds me up is that when I tried to explain why I think he's a massive tool my sister (who is predominantly a gob****e) just starts (enter Tim Minchin quote) firing off clichés with startling precision.
"But last time we saw him, he picked mum out of the crowd - he said "there's a lady under the fire exit" and then started talking to her".
I said "well fancy that, there was a person in a packed arena at a John Edward gig near a fire exit, and it was a MIDDLE AGED WOMAN" :facepalm:
And she just wouldn't have any of it, in fact I stopped arguing with her when she said "you're deluded".
I'm deluded.
For NOT BELIEVING IN MAGIC.
Seriously, let's examine the possibilities:
Either John Edward hears the dead or he doesn't.
Let's examine the possibility that
(1) John Edward cannot hear the dead. There is but one conclusion that can be gathered based on that:
He's lying about his ability to communicate with the dead.
Which leads to WHAT A FUNDAMENTALLY TWISTED ****! Making money from lying to the bereaved about their loved ones - what an inhuman thing to do!
Ok, now let's put that to one side for a sec and consider the other option:
(2) John Edward hears the voices of the dead in his head.
This has two possible explanations:
(a) John Edward can indeed do what he claims to - that is commune with the deceased.
OR
(b) John Edward is mentally ill.
Only option (a) is worth delving into further, (b) is self explanatory.
So, what if John Edward really can hear the voices of the dead? This in itself poses a few questions.
(1) Why hasn't he gone to the Randi Foundation and proved it?
(2) Why doesn't he speak to anyone useful? I mean I'd be talking to Newton, Einstein, Boyle, Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson.... <_< ok, not MJ, but the point is that there are so many people worth talking to, you wonder why they don't want to talk to him...
(3) If there are 6 (nearly 7) billion people on the planet, how come whenever he's in a room of middle aged women are their relatives always there? What are the chances of that?! Not once has someone "come through" and said to him "is Bob Randall here?" and John's asked the audience, turned up zero and said "sorry dead lady, Bob's not here, come back tomorrow when I'm in Phoenix maybe?".
(4) Why hasn't the US Military thought "hmmmm.... here's a man with an Army of INVISIBLE ALL KNOWING SPIES.... perhaps we can put that to use..."
There are more, and I'm sure some of you will post them, but I find it hilarious that my sister thinks that I'm "deluded" because I don't believe in that lying scumbag.
Again, Tim Minchin: "Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be .... not magic."
So, err yeah, /rant
What really winds me up is that when I tried to explain why I think he's a massive tool my sister (who is predominantly a gob****e) just starts (enter Tim Minchin quote) firing off clichés with startling precision.
"But last time we saw him, he picked mum out of the crowd - he said "there's a lady under the fire exit" and then started talking to her".
I said "well fancy that, there was a person in a packed arena at a John Edward gig near a fire exit, and it was a MIDDLE AGED WOMAN" :facepalm:
And she just wouldn't have any of it, in fact I stopped arguing with her when she said "you're deluded".
I'm deluded.
For NOT BELIEVING IN MAGIC.
Seriously, let's examine the possibilities:
Either John Edward hears the dead or he doesn't.
Let's examine the possibility that
(1) John Edward cannot hear the dead. There is but one conclusion that can be gathered based on that:
He's lying about his ability to communicate with the dead.
Which leads to WHAT A FUNDAMENTALLY TWISTED ****! Making money from lying to the bereaved about their loved ones - what an inhuman thing to do!
Ok, now let's put that to one side for a sec and consider the other option:
(2) John Edward hears the voices of the dead in his head.
This has two possible explanations:
(a) John Edward can indeed do what he claims to - that is commune with the deceased.
OR
(b) John Edward is mentally ill.
Only option (a) is worth delving into further, (b) is self explanatory.
So, what if John Edward really can hear the voices of the dead? This in itself poses a few questions.
(1) Why hasn't he gone to the Randi Foundation and proved it?
(2) Why doesn't he speak to anyone useful? I mean I'd be talking to Newton, Einstein, Boyle, Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson.... <_< ok, not MJ, but the point is that there are so many people worth talking to, you wonder why they don't want to talk to him...
(3) If there are 6 (nearly 7) billion people on the planet, how come whenever he's in a room of middle aged women are their relatives always there? What are the chances of that?! Not once has someone "come through" and said to him "is Bob Randall here?" and John's asked the audience, turned up zero and said "sorry dead lady, Bob's not here, come back tomorrow when I'm in Phoenix maybe?".
(4) Why hasn't the US Military thought "hmmmm.... here's a man with an Army of INVISIBLE ALL KNOWING SPIES.... perhaps we can put that to use..."
There are more, and I'm sure some of you will post them, but I find it hilarious that my sister thinks that I'm "deluded" because I don't believe in that lying scumbag.
Again, Tim Minchin: "Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be .... not magic."
So, err yeah, /rant