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Anybody know where I can find........
2009-12-03, 12:03 AM #1
A human skull? I want to buy a real human skull for display in my house.
2009-12-03, 12:24 AM #2
Uh...

what.:huh:
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2009-12-03, 12:35 AM #3
It appears that you can get them here. Merry Christmas.
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2009-12-03, 12:48 AM #4
What the **** is wrong with you.
2009-12-03, 12:52 AM #5
South America.
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2009-12-03, 12:54 AM #6
why not a whole mini-skeleton?

only $54!
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2009-12-03, 12:57 AM #7
Also, possibly area 51 if your feeling ambitious.

For the same thrill closer to home, your local graveyard should do the trick.
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2009-12-03, 7:01 AM #8
mb's probably got a few skeletons in his fat folds; old massassians who did not heed the warnings to keep a safe distance.
2009-12-03, 7:04 AM #9
It needs to be real? Who on earth could you possibly bring to your home and say "Hey check out my skull!" only to have them snap back "Pfft, thats clearly fake."?
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2009-12-03, 9:14 AM #10
The skull is somewhat of a vestigial organ anyway. You can probably remove your own with few ill effects.
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2009-12-03, 9:16 AM #11
Lord knows the 'Carp has done his fair share of skull removing.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-12-03, 9:17 AM #12
Originally posted by ELITE WARRIOR:
What the **** is wrong with you.

This. :huh:
nope.
2009-12-03, 9:19 AM #13
The Carp only does underaged people.
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2009-12-03, 10:09 AM #14
Am I seriously the only person who thinks that would be awesome? I mean, it's obviously not living room decor unless your some kind of freak, but maybe office, or at the very least, garage. :awesome:
2009-12-03, 10:15 AM #15
Maybe if you're a doctor. Otherwise it just makes you seem like a serial killer.
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2009-12-03, 10:22 AM #16
You don't buy human skulls, you earn them.
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2009-12-03, 10:36 AM #17
What the hell? Unless you can build a pyramid of skulls, it's just not worth it.
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2009-12-03, 10:42 AM #18
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
Am I seriously the only person who thinks that would be awesome? I mean, it's obviously not living room decor unless your some kind of freak, but maybe office, or at the very least, garage. :awesome:

I was thinking of buying one for living room decor. :(
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2009-12-03, 10:55 AM #19
I really don't see anything unusual about this. It's not uncommon to display skulls or remains of any other organism on the planet. You can probably acquire one relatively easily through the same means as many art schools, who use them as reference for anatomy classes. They're really not difficult to come by. My school had a decent number of skulls and even several full skeletons which they got for free.
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2009-12-03, 10:57 AM #20
Yeah, but we also eat a lot of other animals, but we don't eat humans.
Warhead[97]
2009-12-03, 10:58 AM #21
Speak for yourself.
>>untie shoes
2009-12-03, 11:13 AM #22
Go to an elderly home and start asking for bodily donations to "art". Wait about 4-6 months and you should be good.
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2009-12-03, 11:15 AM #23
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Lord knows the 'Carp has done his fair share of skull removing.


carp likes em when the skull is still soft
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-12-03, 11:47 AM #24
Originally posted by Antony:
I really don't see anything unusual about this. It's not uncommon to display skulls or remains of any other organism on the planet.


It's a fairly strange decoration unless you have a hardwood paneled reading room filled with other curios.
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2009-12-03, 11:56 AM #25
Don't you have hobos where you live? Skulls are best when they're fresh, locally sourced and fed a diet of heavy liquor and crack.
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2009-12-03, 12:16 PM #26
The last thing I'd want is for my head to end up on some future internet nerd's desk D:

:P
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2009-12-03, 5:35 PM #27
Originally posted by Antony:
I really don't see anything unusual about this.


The thing that makes me WTF is that real authentic skulls only come from actual people who had to be made dead in order to remove the skull.
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2009-12-03, 5:55 PM #28
I don't see the big problem here.
He wants a skull, good for him.
2009-12-03, 6:13 PM #29
How exactly does someone's body end up getting sold as parts on the internet to sit on people's mantles? Do people just decide to opt in or something?

Actually I'd do that right now if someone gave me a couple thousand in advance. Provided I knew they wouldn't be tempted to hurry the process.
2009-12-03, 6:20 PM #30
$600 for a human skull? what a rip off
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2009-12-03, 6:28 PM #31
Get the fetal skeleton, that would really freak people out.
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2009-12-03, 6:36 PM #32
If a Massassian is ever murdered, this will be the first thread the FBI reads.

I'm bookmarking it for future new female users to read over. Speaking of female users, I think you should have specified the gender of the skull for added creep effect.
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2009-12-03, 6:50 PM #33
Meh, that can be hard to tell from skull. Should have specified Caucasoid, Negroid, or Mongoloid.
2009-12-03, 7:07 PM #34
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
How exactly does someone's body end up getting sold as parts on the internet to sit on people's mantles? Do people just decide to opt in or something?

Actually I'd do that right now if someone gave me a couple thousand in advance. Provided I knew they wouldn't be tempted to hurry the process.

Plenty of parts are around that don't have a documented owner.
2009-12-03, 9:59 PM #35
Originally posted by Emon:
Get the fetal skeleton, that would really freak people out.


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