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2009-12-11, 6:48 AM #1

Martyn

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8407986.stm

OH YES PLEASE.

/want

2009-12-11, 7:27 AM #2

Brian

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Um cool.

2009-12-11, 7:47 AM #3

EAH_TRISCUIT

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Natalie Portman slaying zombies seems cool enough but given that brief description I have concerns for the 'story' part of the movie.

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2009-12-11, 7:48 AM #4

Martyn

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Who cares about story?! There's everything you need!

I really need to grab a copy of the novel...

2009-12-11, 8:42 AM #5

Dash_rendar

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You guys are such suckers!

"Lets take a hot chick/nerd icon, stick her in a movie slaying zombies and performing "badass" martial arts, tie a loosely related/mediocre storyline around the action, and make millions off lonely losers the world over! Brilliant!"

2009-12-11, 8:45 AM #6

Martyn

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I'm far from a lonely loser, but I know what I like and that's low brow action flicks with nerdcore hotties decapitating zombies.

2009-12-11, 8:54 AM #7

Brian

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Concur.

2009-12-11, 8:58 AM #8

Obi_Kwiet

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Originally posted by Dash_rendar:

That's not the point. The point is "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies."

2009-12-11, 9:43 AM #9

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Dash_rendar:

Wasn't that the idea behind Serenity?

*Flees!*

nope.

2009-12-11, 9:51 AM #10

JLee

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Originally posted by Dash_rendar:

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260553884&sr=8-1

fyi.

woot!

2009-12-11, 9:52 AM #11

mscbuck

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Let me just say that I enjoy the Zombies version much more than the original

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2009-12-11, 10:16 AM #12

KOP_AoEJedi

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Natalie Portman hasn't been attractive to me since Episode 1.

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2009-12-11, 10:24 AM #13

SiliconC

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Well she hasn't been attractive to ME since The Professional.

>.>

2009-12-11, 10:26 AM #14

andreawesome

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its not like she doesnt look exactly the same or anything.
shes still a B.A.

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2009-12-11, 10:28 AM #15

Roger Spruce

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Originally posted by SiliconC:

Well she hasn't been attractive to ME since The Professional.

>.>

Agreed.

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2009-12-11, 11:53 AM #16

happydud

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Just so you guys know, he just copy/pasted P&P into Word, and then pretty much added the words "and zombies" every couple of pages.

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2009-12-11, 5:41 PM #17

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:

Natalie Portman slaying zombies seems cool enough but given that brief description I have concerns for the 'story' part of the movie.

Not a fan of Jane Austen?

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2009-12-11, 5:56 PM #18

Deadman

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Originally posted by Dash_rendar:

Yeah, it's not like theres any appeal behind cheesey action flicks or quirky ideas.
FYI: I wanna see this movie and I -don't- find Natalie Portman hot, I find her sickeningly skinny, and I do mean sickeningly.

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2009-12-11, 5:59 PM #19

Vornskr

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I came in here thinkings "bacon, milkshakes, picard and q all at once? I'm not sure that would work..."

I actually really like Jane Austen, so I was excited when I heard about the book, but it turned out to be awful, which was a shame. Here's hoping the writing for the movie will be better. (like that'll happen)

2009-12-11, 9:13 PM #20

roxima

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Originally posted by happydud:

Just so you guys know, he just copy/pasted P&P into Word, and then pretty much added the words "and zombies" every couple of pages.

It probably would have been much better if he really did it that way...

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2009-12-11, 9:33 PM #21

Uberslug

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Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Agreed.

2009-12-11, 9:42 PM #22

Freelancer

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I don't think Natalie Portman is very attractive either.

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