Warning: Rant
Recently my parents have become obsessed with this show. They both love it, they both sit down every night to watch it, they've even taken over the Netflix queue to order ever damn season of it. So eventually, I became curious. I sat down to watch an episode and about 5 minutes in, I realized "wow, this show is a steaming pile of horse jizz." but...I gave it another chance, nope- still terrible.
The actors all play cardboard cutouts of OTHER cardboard cutouts from failed crime shows. Shemar Moore has the acting ability of one of Keanu Reeves sperm, he also loves to say the word "unsub" about 900 times per episode. I can't hear Joe Mantegna speak without hearing Fat Tony. He also reads his lines as if they are on a cardboard slate 4 inches from his face. Thomas Gibson wants to be David Caruso so bad it hurts. His eyebrows are always placed in "BUSINESS TIME" mode and he reads his lines as if he's always walking out of a time machine and landing into a brand new world. Matthew Gray Gubler is the second worst part of the show. He's like a skinny, more annoying Jim Carrey. He always has something life-threateningly important to say, and usually every episode ends with Thomas Gibson having a logical FBI explanation for everything and then Gubler steps in and goes "actually... [INTELLECTUAL BULL****]" and solves the show.
The worst part of the show has to be Kirsten Vangsness. This blob of a woman dresses like Mimi from the Drew Carey show and acts like the 'fat girl that knows shes fat but doesnt car shes fat because shes so artistic and original" Pretty much she's the typical Tech-Girl on the show who can, without ever having to use a mouse, type about 3 letters on a keyboard and find out where any criminal is, their life history, and when they s*** in the morning.
**** this show.
/end rant
Recently my parents have become obsessed with this show. They both love it, they both sit down every night to watch it, they've even taken over the Netflix queue to order ever damn season of it. So eventually, I became curious. I sat down to watch an episode and about 5 minutes in, I realized "wow, this show is a steaming pile of horse jizz." but...I gave it another chance, nope- still terrible.
The actors all play cardboard cutouts of OTHER cardboard cutouts from failed crime shows. Shemar Moore has the acting ability of one of Keanu Reeves sperm, he also loves to say the word "unsub" about 900 times per episode. I can't hear Joe Mantegna speak without hearing Fat Tony. He also reads his lines as if they are on a cardboard slate 4 inches from his face. Thomas Gibson wants to be David Caruso so bad it hurts. His eyebrows are always placed in "BUSINESS TIME" mode and he reads his lines as if he's always walking out of a time machine and landing into a brand new world. Matthew Gray Gubler is the second worst part of the show. He's like a skinny, more annoying Jim Carrey. He always has something life-threateningly important to say, and usually every episode ends with Thomas Gibson having a logical FBI explanation for everything and then Gubler steps in and goes "actually... [INTELLECTUAL BULL****]" and solves the show.
The worst part of the show has to be Kirsten Vangsness. This blob of a woman dresses like Mimi from the Drew Carey show and acts like the 'fat girl that knows shes fat but doesnt car shes fat because shes so artistic and original" Pretty much she's the typical Tech-Girl on the show who can, without ever having to use a mouse, type about 3 letters on a keyboard and find out where any criminal is, their life history, and when they s*** in the morning.
**** this show.
/end rant
Think while it's still legal.
If you take out all the computer hacking bits, it's not half bad.
