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I Need A Handjob!
2009-12-13, 6:23 PM #1
Sorry if this has been posted before...

www.ineedahandjob.com

perfect gift for the season

yes, its a real product
2009-12-13, 7:06 PM #2
Kroko can help you out.
2009-12-13, 8:41 PM #3
We have some of those, except they don't have gimmicky silly names and were free. They're pretty useful.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2009-12-13, 9:01 PM #4
That's pretty funny.
>>untie shoes
2009-12-13, 9:37 PM #5
Yeah, I've been using the Handjob for several years now. I just can't recommend it enough! I actually gave handjobs to all my friends this year for Christmas.
\(='_'=)/
2009-12-13, 9:47 PM #6
Handjobs suck

Ohwait.

Actually, wait, these still do.
They make jar openers at least that are much more effective and require less work. My grandmother has one, it's basically just a Y. It's a handle and the other two branches grip it. It requires you to turn without the gripping which is helpful because she can't use a hangjob because of arthritis.

I only need one about once a year, and since I usually don't have one, I just use my shirt for the extra grip.
2009-12-13, 9:49 PM #7
It is impossible to not talk about this and end up with innuendo.
That post as such, is ****ing hilarious.
2009-12-13, 9:53 PM #8
Pft. That's a man's job.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-12-13, 10:37 PM #9
i lost it at "thanks uncle greg"
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-12-13, 11:35 PM #10
oh, it's just a gripper
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-12-14, 6:24 AM #11
This would make an awesome gag gift. :D
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2009-12-14, 10:59 AM #12
Originally posted by Deadman:
oh, it's just a gripper


I'll give ya a gripper.
2009-12-14, 1:00 PM #13
PMSL - Im sorry I haven't laughed that much in ages.
Thats posted on Facebook now.... my mum is going to kill me :p, so's my Wife!
Flying over there some were...
2009-12-14, 1:03 PM #14
Maybe your wife will give you one. :D

Yeah those have been around long before someone decide to put a gimmicky name on it and sell them for 5 bucks instead of 50 cents. Still funny though.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-12-14, 1:04 PM #15
Im MARRIED we (us men) dont get anything like that anymore!
Flying over there some were...
2009-12-14, 1:21 PM #16
Maybe if you smack her around a little, demand she get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich, it'll inspire her. Women like it when you do that kind of stuff.

>_>
<_<
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-12-14, 3:27 PM #17
i always thought handjobs were kinda pointless...

i can do that myself and usually do a better job... and without the risks (some here may remember skimpy's story)
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-12-14, 9:03 PM #18
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i always thought handjobs were kinda pointless...

i can do that myself and usually do a better job... and without the risks (some here may remember skimpy's story)



agreed, reminds me of that one song "suck it, **** it, or leave it alone"

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