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Karate Kid

2009-12-24, 2:14 PM #1

Pommy

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except instead of Japan it's China, instead of a white kid it's a black kid, instead of Karate it's Chinese MA, and instead of Pat Morita it's JACKIE CHAN

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2009-12-24, 2:41 PM #2

Uberslug

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lol

2009-12-24, 2:44 PM #3

DSettahr

to wound the autumnal city.

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That looks like it glorifies everything that the original karate kid was against.

2009-12-24, 4:29 PM #4

Uberslug

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Jackie Chan?

2009-12-24, 5:08 PM #5

Yecti

Actually That Big

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.... Mr. Han?

I mean... I appreciate that only Pat Morita will be Mr. Miyagi, but how can it be "The Karate Kid" in China? Shouldn't it be The Kung Fu Kid? or the Kenpo Kid?

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2009-12-24, 8:16 PM #6

Cloud

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It was called "The Kung-Fu Kid" at one point, but then all of a sudden there was a change back to "The Karate Kid." Why? I don't know. Seeing Jackie Chan beat up 12 year-olds is amusing though and I'm impressed at how high Jayden Smith can kick.

2009-12-24, 9:30 PM #7

JediNeo

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At least there will be no Ralph Macchio

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2009-12-24, 9:33 PM #8

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Yeah, because he's busy working on THIS:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1122775/

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2009-12-25, 12:27 PM #9

Gettleburger

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this makes me very unhappy

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2009-12-25, 1:01 PM #10

Mentat

Human Computer

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Anything is an improvement over that terd-fest known as "The Karate Kid". I used to take karate when I was a kid & I can tell you that the only kids falling for that ****ing "crane kick" or that stupid ****ing drum block were also mentally handicapped or half-blind. Miyagi was cool but I'd rather watch Jean Claude Van Damme dancing in Kickboxer 1 than Ralph Macchio pretending to know karate. Ralph Macchio looks gayer in "Karate Kid" than Van Damme looks in "Monaco Forever".

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