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A tribute to Jek Porkins

2010-01-05, 8:52 AM #1

Brian

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To further my personal goal of actually having some Star Wars related threads on here, I came across the following link that I found interesting:

http://media.gunaxin.com/a-tribute-to-jek-porkins-of-star-wars/40153

2010-01-05, 9:07 AM #2

KOP_AoEJedi

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Hah... Hootkins.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-01-05, 10:05 AM #3

Mentat

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I love the video that shows that he couldn't "pull up" because his hands were full with a burger in one & a soda in the other.

? :)

2010-01-05, 10:29 AM #4

Steven

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This is my friend John (on the left). He's fat, and would most likely be the first to die in a mission (probably caused by having a burger and soda in hand at a crucial moment). We call him Porkins.

Attachment: 23312/john.jpg (51,954 bytes)

2010-01-05, 1:00 PM #5

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I have a friend whose last name is "Perkins" but I like to call him "Porkins". I say it with a New Jersey-ish accent so that he doesn't realize it's a Star Wars reference. He's a big guy & I don't want to take a chance on getting my *** kicked after all.

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