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stuff to do at an airport...
2010-01-15, 1:50 AM #1
currently abusing the few wifi at london city airport while my flight gets delayed and delayed and delayed....

problem is I'm running out of ideas...I could always do work...but damn, that's just not fun.

so random stuff I can do at an airport that won't get me thrown out :D
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2010-01-15, 3:16 AM #2
People watch!
2010-01-15, 3:32 AM #3
No idea, but are you beyond the check-in gate, or have you not even made it that far yet?
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2010-01-15, 4:12 AM #4
Attempt to join the 15ft high club.

Do it in a landed plane. >.>
nope.
2010-01-15, 5:31 AM #5
Two words: bomb threat.
:ninja:
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2010-01-15, 6:42 AM #6
well I did plenty of people watching, there was a yorkshire couple getting very irate because they would miss their connecting flight...yorkshire people arguing are quite funny :D

there was a little kid who kept running up and down the hallway trying to keep pace with planes taking off....the amount of business folks he crashed into amusing, it was like watching a live pinball machine in action, he only ever stopped to place his face up against the window watching for the next plane.

anyways, made it in the end lots of snow in geneva, good skiing here I come :D
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2010-01-15, 7:06 AM #7
Wooo geneva!

My best friend still lives there, translating for UEFA. She popped over for new year which was nice (and drunken).

Have fun!
2010-01-15, 7:29 AM #8
Although I don't advise this, it was an idea a friend and I thought of while drinking one night.

Put on a very official looking suit, and get one of those ear pieces with the curly wire going up to it. Put on some sharp, very dark shades, and just stand in one spot, watching people. Stand at a gate so people sitting around notice you. On the dot, every 5 minutes, put your fingers in the ear piece and say "Clear Sector 6".

Why? To **** with people.
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2010-01-15, 8:18 AM #9
Walk up to a person who is reading the paper, checking e-mail, etc. Don't say anything, wait for them to notice you and when they do, lean in and say "Don't get on the flight"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2010-01-15, 9:53 AM #10
Attempt to make gun shapes out of discarded aluminum foil; place in unattended luggage.
Stuff
2010-01-15, 10:42 AM #11
I had a friend who's initials were ATF.

He would embroider all his nice suits/shirts with ATF. He'd get people all paranoid when talking to them haha.
2010-01-15, 11:01 AM #12
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
I had a friend who's initials were ATF.

He would embroider all his nice suits/shirts with ATF. He'd get people all paranoid when talking to them haha.


:awesome:
woot!
2010-01-15, 11:13 AM #13
Ajax Tools Framework?
幻術
2010-01-15, 12:46 PM #14
ALCOHOL TOBACCO FIREARMS
2010-01-15, 1:44 PM #15
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Although I don't advise this, it was an idea a friend and I thought of while drinking one night.

Put on a very official looking suit, and get one of those ear pieces with the curly wire going up to it. Put on some sharp, very dark shades, and just stand in one spot, watching people. Stand at a gate so people sitting around notice you. On the dot, every 5 minutes, put your fingers in the ear piece and say "Clear Sector 6".

Why? To **** with people.


My younger brother and I did that at our brother's wedding in Vegas. We both were wearing black suits, put on our sunglasses and stood on either side of a random door in the hotel. Watching people looking at us as they walked by was pretty funny.
Pissed Off?
2010-01-15, 1:46 PM #16
and explosives

and edit - post sniped, that was to go below Vins post
2010-01-15, 1:51 PM #17
ATFE?
2010-01-15, 2:38 PM #18
That is what they are called now. ATFE, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
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2010-01-15, 2:42 PM #19
I remember when I left for San Francisco in 2007 I had bought Reservoir Dogs Special Edition DVD right before I left.

The particular thing about this edition was that it was a tin case, and it was shaped like a can of lighter fluid. I also had a few lighters and sich when it went through.

Suffice to say, they pulled me over
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2010-01-15, 2:53 PM #20
"Remember, no Russian."
2010-01-15, 3:00 PM #21
Originally posted by alpha1:
That is what they are called now. ATFE, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.


BATFE


anyway since you're using the wi-fi... look up sites on how to build a bomb :ninja:
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-01-15, 3:01 PM #22
play bomberman on a laptop
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2010-01-15, 3:15 PM #23
play counterstrike... specifically the cs_747 map

as terrorist
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-01-15, 5:13 PM #24
bring in baggies filled with powdered sugar
2010-01-15, 5:16 PM #25
Steal luggage!
2010-01-15, 7:02 PM #26
Originally posted by mscbuck:
I remember when I left for San Francisco in 2007 I had bought Reservoir Dogs Special Edition DVD right before I left.

The particular thing about this edition was that it was a tin case, and it was shaped like a can of lighter fluid. I also had a few lighters and sich when it went through.

Suffice to say, they pulled me over


I got a keychain when I finished my VLS school for the Navy that's looks exactly like an M16 round. I didn't really want it cause it's kinda big, so I gave it to andrea. She put it on her key chain and then kinda forgot about it. Several months later when we were going through security at the airport, we got stopped and it took about 10 minutes for them to decide that it was safe for us to go through since it wasn't a real round. This happened 2 or 3 times during that trip. Now we have to remember to remove it and leave it at home if we're going to the airport.
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2010-01-15, 7:09 PM #27
Originally posted by gbk:
Two words: bomb threat.
:ninja:


I find that I never have the urge to say the word "bomb" unless I'm at an airport.
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2010-01-15, 7:29 PM #28
loudly greet people named jack
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2010-01-15, 7:38 PM #29
Originally posted by kyle90:
Attempt to make gun shapes out of discarded aluminum foil; place in unattended luggage.


This is by far the best airport related idea I've ever heard :neckbeard:
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2010-01-15, 7:40 PM #30
until someone notices you messing with their luggage and you go to jail.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-01-15, 7:58 PM #31
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
until someone notices you messing with their luggage and you go to jail.


Because, you know, the other 95% of the ideas wouldn't! :downswords:
2010-01-15, 8:16 PM #32
juggle chainsaws.
2010-01-15, 8:33 PM #33
Something I've always wanted to do .. after getting to the destination try to claim to be the "Johnson" Party or whatever. Just go up to one of the chauffeurs and go for a ride.

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