A dark sky overhead
Water falling from the heavens
Why on my day off?
Let us go someplace
But it is raining outside
Home jail, Wife warden
I sit here restless
I want to go, but I can't
Waiting for my wife
Time keeps on slipping
I grow impatient waiting
Half the day wasted
Leaving on my own
It sounds good... repercussions?
No more naughty parts
Blowdryer stopped...
Finally I am released!
A trick! Makeup still.
Taking off my shoes
I go recline on the couch
I admit defeat
Water falling from the heavens
Why on my day off?
Let us go someplace
But it is raining outside
Home jail, Wife warden
I sit here restless
I want to go, but I can't
Waiting for my wife
Time keeps on slipping
I grow impatient waiting
Half the day wasted
Leaving on my own
It sounds good... repercussions?
No more naughty parts
Blowdryer stopped...
Finally I am released!
A trick! Makeup still.
Taking off my shoes
I go recline on the couch
I admit defeat

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