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Moment of Silence: 2010 claims it's first victim.
2010-01-18, 5:09 PM #1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/18/taco-bell-founder-dead-gl_n_427272.html

Truly a sad day for us all.
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2010-01-18, 5:22 PM #2
Lived 60 years longer than his customers usually do.
2010-01-18, 5:22 PM #3
Glen Bell? Now I get it ahhahaha
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2010-01-18, 5:42 PM #4
Mmmmmmm I might have to go get a crunch wrap with chicken instead of beef plus a soft taco in his honor.
2010-01-18, 7:39 PM #5
For us all? psh, I've never even seen a Taco Bell
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2010-01-18, 7:41 PM #6
Originally posted by Deadman:
For us all? psh, I've never even seen a Taco Bell

Consider yourself blessed.
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2010-01-18, 7:49 PM #7
Originally posted by dalf:
Consider yourself blessed.


You people are nuts. When it comes to fast food, Taco Bell is King.
2010-01-18, 7:50 PM #8
who the frak cares
2010-01-18, 8:09 PM #9
I'd say we're doing pretty good if we've gone so deep into 2010 before a human being died.
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2010-01-18, 8:18 PM #10
What the hell is "nacho cheese" made of? Is it some kind of velveeta-derived concoction? Whatever it is, it's like 60% of Taco Bell by weight.

Oh god Taco Bell is delicious even though it's lethal.
2010-01-18, 8:26 PM #11
I hate Taco Bell. All fast food is pretty much worthless unless you're in some kind of altered state (other than region specific chains, which almost always seem to be pretty good). But honestly, Taco Bell really annoys me with it's worthlessness because it seems like you get a ton of food for very very cheap, but about an hour after eating it all you're starving again, so the point is moot.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-18, 8:28 PM #12
Yes, Taco Bell is also 80% lettuce by volume.
2010-01-18, 8:32 PM #13
Yeah. You can order a bunch of beef and cheese burritos and somehow there is still a ton of lettuce in the bag... and inside the ****ing wrappers of the burritos.

I used to work with shredded lettuce at my old job and I know that **** gets everywhere, but come on... it never showed up on pizzas or anything.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-18, 9:09 PM #14
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Yes, Taco Bell is also 80% lettuce by volume.


Yes....this is what is so awesome. The best part about Taco Bell is crunching into that huge pile of crunchy shredded lettuce...mmm.....:neckbeard:
2010-01-18, 11:31 PM #15
No, because 80% of the 80% by volume lettuce is wilted trash
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2010-01-19, 12:52 AM #16
Originally posted by Emon:
No, because 80% of the 80% by volume lettuce is wilted trash


Can't be. It's not engineered that way.

Still Good.

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2010-01-19, 1:42 AM #17
It's better than Wendy's, which often seems to use the nastiest, bottom-most, thick white part of the head on their sandwiches.
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2010-01-19, 5:45 AM #18
Taco Bell is great... not sure why anyone would hate it. It's the best drive through 'mexican' food place I think. Right over Taco Bueno.
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2010-01-19, 6:50 AM #19
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah. You can order a bunch of beef and cheese burritos and somehow there is still a ton of lettuce in the bag... and inside the ****ing wrappers of the burritos.

I used to work with shredded lettuce at my old job and I know that **** gets everywhere, but come on... it never showed up on pizzas or anything.


I am suddenly reminded of that stupid plastic "grass" used in Easter baskets. I swear that stuff is capable of walking and reproducing asexually. I will find strands of it in the house 6 months after Easter.
2010-01-19, 7:16 AM #20
ITS

...and I´m a bloody foreigner
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2010-01-19, 10:17 PM #21
That guy wasn't even a real Mexican, what a hoax.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-01-19, 10:29 PM #22
Originally posted by Krokodile:
That guy wasn't even a real Mexican, what a hoax.


I know, I can't even eat Taco Bell anymore knowing that it's not traditional.
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