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If classic films and shows were given a gritty reboot
2010-01-21, 7:29 PM #1
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_103_if-hollywood-decided-to-give-everything-gritty-reboot/

[http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/7/4/17274.jpg?v=1]

[http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/1/0/17410.jpg?v=1]

[http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/5/17245.jpg?v=1]
2010-01-21, 7:34 PM #2
some of them were crap... but doug the bounty hunter made me lose it
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2010-01-21, 8:19 PM #3
I saw that the other night. I laughed pretty good at most of them.
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2010-01-21, 8:30 PM #4
Haha @ Luigi and yoshi's head
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2010-01-23, 1:03 PM #5
west side story was awesome, even if it is an old joke.
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2010-01-23, 1:11 PM #6
Mary Poppins and Sesame Street. :cool:
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2010-01-23, 1:11 PM #7
If only the Space Invaders movie was real.
It could be completely serious, gritty and hardcore... and have those ships.
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2010-01-23, 1:36 PM #8
Aw and I was hoping this was going to be a photoshop thread :(

Some of them are pretty funny though.
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2010-01-23, 1:40 PM #9
By all means give us some shops ^_^
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2010-01-23, 10:05 PM #10
Full metal jacket and Harry Potter.

I thought that was funny. And then I got to reservoir dogs and the raisins.
2010-01-23, 10:28 PM #11
They should make a reboot of the Sound of Music with Music provided by Cannibal Corpse, Pantera and Korn.
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2010-01-23, 11:00 PM #12
YEAH THAT WOULD BE HARDCORE
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2010-01-23, 11:01 PM #13
I think they should make a musical of Requiem for a Dream with a soundtrack done by Wham!, Tears for Fears, and O-Town.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-23, 11:09 PM #14
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
They should make a reboot of the Sound of Music with Music provided by Cannibal Corpse, Pantera and Korn.


replace pantera and korn with Absurd and Nunslaughter
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2010-01-24, 4:57 AM #15
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
They should make a reboot of the Sound of Music with Music provided by Cannibal Corpse, Pantera and Korn.


Theres plenty of opportunity for grittiness in Sound, those guys are getting occupied by nazi's!

Personally, I think it would have a much stronger effect if you still had the original songs, imagine hearing "I just remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad" while one of the girls is being raped and watching everybody get brutally murdered.
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2010-01-24, 7:47 AM #16
This is better:

[http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030124h.jpg]
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2010-01-24, 10:02 AM #17
Originally posted by Deadman:
Theres plenty of opportunity for grittiness in Sound, those guys are getting occupied by nazi's!

Personally, I think it would have a much stronger effect if you still had the original songs, imagine hearing "I just remember my favorite things, and then I don't fell so bad" while one of the girls is being raped and watching everybody get brutally murdered.


Holy **** escapist fantasies to lose yourself from the brutal regime.

I'd totally watch that.

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2010-01-24, 5:27 PM #18
Those were ****.
2010-01-24, 5:42 PM #19
apparently Jurassic Park is being rebooted...wtf?
2010-01-24, 6:01 PM #20
Is Spielberg in on it?
2010-01-24, 7:00 PM #21
Originally posted by Couchman:
apparently Jurassic Park is being rebooted...wtf?


nobody officially said reboot... the exact words were “essentially the beginning of the second Jurassic Park trilogy.”

let me repaste that with some formatting in case you missed what all the yahoos jumping to conclusions about a reboot apparently missed “essentially the beginning of the second Jurassic Park trilogy.”
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2010-01-24, 7:15 PM #22
I want a gritty reboot of Reboot
I'm just a little boy.
2010-01-24, 7:20 PM #23
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I want a gritty reboot of Reboot


+infinity
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2010-01-25, 11:28 AM #24
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I want a gritty reboot of Reboot


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2010-01-25, 2:15 PM #25
user grows up and gets into violent games more like.
2010-01-25, 5:46 PM #26
Man, that user really sucks at video games.

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