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What is your major malfunction?
2010-01-22, 3:19 PM #1
By all means, answer according to what you perceive as real. Have no shame, for it will not be dealt here. And remember...it takes a truth to speak what is truly true, but several out of which to form the perfect lie.

What is materia? For many of you it is that penis you are holding in your hand right now. Made you lose grip, didn't I?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-01-22, 3:20 PM #2
**** I just remembered the English word is "matter". Well **** it.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-01-22, 3:57 PM #3
I sure did lose grip
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-01-22, 4:23 PM #4
Life :gonk:

Oh well, at least I don't get any BSODs and can still get it up :hist101:
2010-01-22, 4:23 PM #5
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.
nope.
2010-01-22, 4:25 PM #6
Erectile. My penis is way too large, it prevents me from doing every day tasks such as wearing pants.
2010-01-22, 6:35 PM #7
You, Kroko. You are my malfunction. You disgusting mother****er piece of **** *******.
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2010-01-22, 10:17 PM #8
Clearly mine is life
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-01-22, 10:19 PM #9
being a dick and being incompatible with very few members of the opposite sex in terms of relationships (but not so much in sex with strangers)

I have a sweet job but my life sucks
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2010-01-22, 11:05 PM #10
Eh, life seemed the closest, but I really don't have much to complain about.

And darn you, Gettle. Darn yoooouuuu! :argh:
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2010-01-22, 11:12 PM #11
the only winning move is not to vote!
2010-01-22, 11:16 PM #12
That's called denial
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-01-22, 11:42 PM #13
Did you just make a thread based on a random obscure movie/Internet cartoon quote I throw at you quite often?

My God I miss moneyobie.
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2010-01-22, 11:45 PM #14
My malfunction is not liking people.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-01-22, 11:45 PM #15
Make up your mind, do you throw it around him or at him?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-01-22, 11:58 PM #16
my malfunction is everyone else's malfunction.
DO NOT WANT.
2010-01-23, 12:30 AM #17
uhh
2010-01-23, 2:32 AM #18
I'm an eye-spaz.

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