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Human-Gorilla hybrid?
2010-01-26, 9:39 AM #1
"There have been at least 11 documented cases of blue/fin hybrid adults in the wild. Arnason and Gullberg describe the genetic distance between a Blue and a Fin as about the same as that between a human and a gorilla.[14] Researchers working off of Fiji believe they photographed a hybrid humpback/blue whale.[15]" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale)

So... and maybe my science is wrong here, but I wonder if that means a human-gorilla hybrid is possible?
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2010-01-26, 9:41 AM #2
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2010-01-26, 9:43 AM #3
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2010-01-26, 9:43 AM #4
Michael Crichton made it happen. :eng101:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_(novel)
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2010-01-26, 9:44 AM #5
Maybe a better question is, when can we make a human-whale hybrid?
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2010-01-26, 9:47 AM #6
I once tried to make sexual relations with a gorilla but she rejected me for this crass-looking silverback who had way more lice than me. I couldn't even compete.
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2010-01-26, 10:12 AM #7
Oh shi- I've been discovered!


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2010-01-26, 10:23 AM #8
I demand a photoshop/fake article so I can freak out my one friend. :ninja:
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2010-01-26, 10:35 AM #9
Human/chimpanzee hybrid might be possible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
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2010-01-26, 11:35 AM #10
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Maybe a better question is, when can we make a human-whale hybrid?

Been done, Look at America.
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2010-01-26, 11:37 AM #11
Hahahaa. I actually laughed at that.. :D
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2010-01-26, 11:43 AM #12
Jesus, Tibby made a genuinely funny joke.

The world is coming to an end.

(I lol'd)
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2010-01-26, 3:03 PM #13
Originally posted by happydud:
So... and maybe my science is wrong here, but I wonder if that means a human-gorilla hybrid is possible?

[http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/10/robin_williams_wideweb__470x376,0.jpg]
nope.
2010-01-26, 3:15 PM #14
i was thinking that baconfish, but im sure you could have found a better picture
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2010-01-26, 3:59 PM #15
I went for the most monkeylike expression.
nope.
2010-01-26, 5:19 PM #16
i would have gone for the most prominent hairy one. most of his expressions are monkeylike anyway. like so...
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2010-01-26, 5:24 PM #17
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Maybe a better question is, when can we make a human-whale hybrid?


Sperm-Whale?
2010-01-26, 5:31 PM #18
Of course, someone could have went with this:
[http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105412.jpg]
2010-01-26, 6:42 PM #19
Robin Williams might of been hairy but he is one bad a** comedian, he's a legend.
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2010-01-26, 7:13 PM #20
Originally posted by Alco:
Of course, someone could have went with this:
[http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105412.jpg]

no cuz chimps and gorillas dont have much hair on their faces
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