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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → A Life In Pictures: The Day-To-Day Reality of a Krokodile, Vol. Unspecified
A Life In Pictures: The Day-To-Day Reality of a Krokodile, Vol. Unspecified
2010-01-29, 12:33 PM #1
The imagery you are about to view offers a sneak peek into my real-world apartment of residence. Note that due to lighting conditions and the poor integrated flash function of a pocket camera, the images will appear rather dark, so I ask you to calibrate your eyes accordingly...it should not be an issue if you've just played some of FGR's levels, for instance. The purpose of this thread is to remind you all that Finland is still out there and inhabited, wintry cold and formerly under Soviet rule.
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2010-01-29, 12:33 PM #2
Who gives a ****?
>>untie shoes
2010-01-29, 12:36 PM #3
It looks so... empty.
nope.
2010-01-29, 12:37 PM #4
That's a pretty good query there, Antony, I didn't really even take it into consideration! I will call it an update of sorts over some photos that I posted years ago when I lived in a padded room, so to speak.
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2010-01-29, 12:39 PM #5
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It looks so... empty.

Yeah, this. Don't you have... stuff?
>>untie shoes
2010-01-29, 12:40 PM #6
Your TV is smallish, something that would be less noticable if it wasnt wallmounted. I'm guessing you dont watch alot of TV.
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2010-01-29, 12:43 PM #7
Yes, well that one is 32", and I do most of my TV watching in my bedroom whose TV has the same size screen but the distance from it is smaller so it's alright.
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2010-01-29, 12:50 PM #8
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah, this. Don't you have... stuff?


Who gives a **** about stuff?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-01-29, 12:53 PM #9
No Sauna?
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EAH XMAS v2
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EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2010-01-29, 12:57 PM #10
As the Internet Ambassador for Finland, I'd like to point out that Krokodile's apartment looks like a very typical vaguely modern rural Finnish house even though he actually lives in our capital (that's like a small city on an American scale anyway). The white walls remind us of snow, as does looking out of the window and floorboards like that remind us that seventy billion Russians died in the Great Patriotic War so we could have igloo-inducing houses with wooden floors. All hail Brak!
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2010-01-29, 12:58 PM #11
While it is a bit sparse, I think what it's really missing is color. Waaay too much white.
2010-01-29, 12:59 PM #12
When I walk the streets of Finland, can you guess what color dominates my eyes?

That's right.

White.
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2010-01-29, 1:02 PM #13
I like the rooms, but everything that looks like a chair, also looks like it would destroy a spine in less than an hour of use.
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2010-01-29, 1:04 PM #14
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
I like the rooms, but everything that looks like a chair, also looks like it would destroy a spine in less than an hour of use.

They look like IKEA.
nope.
2010-01-29, 1:04 PM #15
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Who gives a **** about stuff?

There's a difference between materialism and just not having any stuff.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-29, 1:04 PM #16
Legends tell that Finland was born when a pochard laid its eggs on some drunk shiksa's knee, but all of a sudden snow got inside her nose, causing her to sneeze and break the eggs on the landscape of our Earth. The mixture of snow, snot and the broken eggs formed Finland, causing a certain bear to wake up from its hibernation...
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2010-01-29, 1:08 PM #17
Originally posted by Antony:
There's a difference between materialism and just not having any stuff.


Well you see Antony, I have stashed most of said stuff in my room and its closets, and some though not much in my parents' house. Furthermore, you see, I share this residence with a person who is weird in a way that I would probably not feel comfortable him having access to all of my stuff.
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2010-01-29, 1:09 PM #18
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Legends tell that Finland was born when a pochard laid its eggs on some drunk shiksa's knee, but all of a sudden snow got inside her nose, causing her to sneeze and break the eggs on the landscape of our Earth. The mixture of snow, snot and the broken eggs formed Finland, causing a certain bear to wake up from its hibernation...


You are of course referring to the verokarhu.
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2010-01-29, 1:13 PM #19
Well, I was referring to Russia (us Finländare seem to have a beef to pick with them) and I forgot the existence of the double-headed eagle at the time.
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2010-01-29, 1:25 PM #20
Actually I knew you were referring to Venäjä.
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2010-01-29, 1:28 PM #21
I could have been referring to the verokaksipäinenkotka.
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2010-01-29, 1:31 PM #22
Timo Koivusalon suurelokuva Verokaksipäisenkotkan varjossa?
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2010-01-29, 10:56 PM #23
MOAR PADDED ROOM PICTARS

I WANT PADDED ROOM PICTURES
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2010-01-29, 10:59 PM #24
Quote:
I ask you to calibrate your eyes accordingly


done

Quote:
.it should not be an issue if you've just played some of FGR's levels


zing

Quote:
Finland is still out there and inhabited, wintry cold and formerly under Soviet rule.


COMRADE
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-01-30, 5:49 AM #25
Consider this a request to see the bathroom &/or toilet (I'm not sure if they're separate like in France).
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2010-01-30, 6:41 AM #26
Well there's a room with just a toilet and a sink and then there's a bathroom which has a toilet as well as a shower.
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2010-01-30, 7:57 AM #27
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Well there's a room with just a toilet and a sink and then there's a bathroom which has a toilet as well as a shower.


So it has 1 and 1/2 bath. Fancy AND luxurious!
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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2010-01-30, 9:45 AM #28
Originally posted by Yecti:
So it has 1 and 1/2 bath. Fancy AND luxurious!


Actually, it's only a full bath if it has a tub and shower. :eng101:
2010-01-30, 10:17 AM #29
Compared to my future living place, that place is ****ing huge! My room is going to be roughly 4 meters by 4 meters... I kind of like the place, simple, habitable... But where do you sleep? :awesome:
2010-01-30, 10:52 AM #30
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Actually, it's only a full bath if it has a tub and shower. :eng101:


So it's 1¼ bath then. :eng101:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2010-01-31, 5:42 AM #31
Quote:
Well there's a room with just a toilet and a sink and then there's a bathroom which has a toilet as well as a shower.

That's how it is here as well. When I was in France, no one had a toilet in their bathroom. They always had a separate room with just a toilet & a sink. They had those 2 button flushers (1 for piss & 1 for ****) & the water was typically so low that everyone in the house could hear you dropping bombs. It was rather awkward when I got sick. The best were the Turkish toilets though. The public toilets are all a mess so it was quite common to see people pissing in the streets but 10x more common when all of the Irish people came to visit for the France versus Ireland football/soccer game. They could've formed their own fire station to put out all of the fires started by the Algerians.
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