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That darn cat...
2010-02-01, 9:41 PM #1
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7129952/Cat-predicts-50-deaths-in-RI-nursing-home.html

NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! *dies*

But seriously, kinda interesting.
2010-02-01, 10:40 PM #2
House solved this one.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-02-02, 7:37 AM #3
Didn't I read about this story 3 years ago?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2010-02-02, 10:22 AM #4
I'm not suprised. My previous nasty ***** cat who used to claw me suddenly stopped, and began to sleep on my stomach for a whole week when i was very ill and depressed. When i recovered, it continued to beat the sh*t out of me :\
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-02-02, 10:45 AM #5
I don't know if this is just me, but I love cats -- they're cute, cuddly and funny, but at the same time I have the primal urge to put one in a burlap sack and beat it against a tree repeatedly.
2010-02-02, 11:40 AM #6
You need help :(
2010-02-02, 12:32 PM #7
Yeah that's messed up.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-02, 12:46 PM #8
We domesticated cats to kill mice. We have better mouse traps now, **** you cats.

Get a dog instead.
2010-02-02, 12:47 PM #9
Originally posted by JM:
We domesticated cats to kill mice. We have better mouse traps now, **** you cats.

Get a dog instead.


I can hear my roommate's Corgi and Boxer both barking from two floors down. They've been at it for a while and they need to STFU. Cats FTMFW.
woot!
2010-02-02, 12:52 PM #10
My cat got too old and lazy to kill mice, now she just plays with them until she gets bored then she lets them go in the house. Not fun. So yeah, we use the cruel traps now, but I guess it's better than letting my kids get Hantavirus
2010-02-02, 4:17 PM #11
lol, using cats is much crueler than using traps.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-02, 4:32 PM #12
Sarn is right. I've seen what a domestic cat does to its prey, and it ain't pretty! They seem to enjoy torturing their victim.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

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