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I need a riddle!
2010-02-02, 2:37 PM #1
I need a good riddle with the answer being 'Life'. I've searched and searched on google and I can't find anything decent. Any good suggestions from you philosophical types :eng101:
Lyrics are highly overrated.
2010-02-02, 2:43 PM #2
An intangible [female dog] that sucks and blows?
2010-02-02, 3:04 PM #3
haha... I'm looking for something a tad more eloquent.
Lyrics are highly overrated.
2010-02-02, 4:10 PM #4
How many roads must a man walk?
2010-02-02, 5:20 PM #5
This are just off the top of my head but:

The longer you have it the worse you look but you'll never look worse than when you let it go.



What has no weight, no monetary value, yet is the most precious to you?


The longest thing you're ever going to do (technically that ones live, also I think I may have stole it from Terry Pratchett)


It begins and ends with you.


There's probably betters ones out there, but that's not bad for having just woken up and firing up the rusty ole' imagination.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-02, 5:28 PM #6
Some say it is rare, though it may be abundant.
Often is it said to be too short, though many think it is too long.
Every person has one, but it is still precious.

Yeah I dunno. Whatever Deadman said.
Stuff
2010-02-02, 5:34 PM #7
Oooh, I especially like "Every person has one, but it is still precious"
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-03, 2:54 AM #8
Or "A lot of people don't have them"
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-02-03, 2:59 AM #9
Everyone has one, but some still need to get one
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-04, 12:23 AM #10
Was a cancelled TV show with the guy from Band of Brothers where cops played Prince of Persia to access Excel files to catch a killer.
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2010-02-04, 2:19 AM #11
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2010-02-04, 3:01 AM #12
The only true POP is the first one. All other prince of persias have been abominations.

He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-02-04, 9:35 AM #13
Tenshu, are you talking about the sidescroller? [edit: just noticed the video since I'm not on my cell phone anymore so nvm)

As for the topic:

Cats are said to have nine. I wish someone had told me that they don't share...

That's not very cryptic at all, but hey, it could be a Deadman quote!

Okay how about:

What do the people trapped in my basement not have?

I went to see a doctor, he told me I won't be having this soon, so I said "I swear I didn't know she was your wife!"
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-02-04, 4:47 PM #14
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
The only true POP is the first one. All other prince of persias have been abominations.


Sands of Time, whilst needing more puzzles (and a very slight tweaking in combat) is the best in my opinion.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-04, 11:22 PM #15
If you think it's a joke, wait until you hear the punchline. :)
幻術
2010-02-05, 4:29 AM #16
That is a horrible TV show, come on, they can play a game but they can't find a frickin' XML file... jesus christ
2010-02-05, 4:49 AM #17
Originally posted by Veger:
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hahaha that's the dumbest thing I've ever watched

[that's your riddle]
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-02-05, 7:23 AM #18
There were so many levels of stupid in that video.
You can't judge a book by it's file size

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