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Plot generator
2010-02-07, 6:20 PM #1
http://words.bighugelabs.com/plot.php

I ran it and received the following, which I slightly expanded on.

* A taxi driver is infected with an incurable disease in a research lab.
The Incurable
Starring: Keanu Reeves
John Mann is a divorced husband who lives a lonely, unfulfilled life as a taxi driver. His life takes an unexpected turn when one day he is kidnapped by a pharmaceutical company and experimented upon. The experiment left John changed, giving him new powers, but also slowly transforming into a man-bear-pig type creature. John now must rush to find a cure for his seemingly incurable disease or risk becoming man-bear-pig forever.

* A relentless ninja learns the value of a dollar on the way to the coast.
Budget Assassin
Starring: Ken Watanabe, Ben Stiler
In feudal Japan, Kenshin Toshiro (Watanabe) is the head of a prolific ninja clan who are experts in assassination and reconnaissance for the Nobunaga family. Through an unexpected chain of events, Kenshin is transported through time to present day America where he meets Ray (Stiler), a stockbroker who's traveling to New York with dreams of becoming wealthy. Hilarity ensues.

* A professional bowler takes a wrong turn on Mars.
Bowling for Earth
Starring: Seth Rogan, Will Ferrel
Becoming one of the greatest professional bowlers at a young age, Randy Thompson (Rogan) has pioneered the sport into the mainstream. His fame have not gone unnoticed. as one night he is kidnapped by aliens and taken to Mars where the fate of Earth will be decided by an intergalactic bowling tournament.

* A war-hero comes to terms with her own death.
Ghost of the Silent War
Starring: Hillary Swank, Ethan Hawke, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Renowned war-hero, Sam Wilson (Hawke), is returning to his base in Iraq after a skirmish in Baghdad. Unfortunately, he is killed in an ambush by insurgents. When Sam wakes up, Sam finds out that not only is he is now a woman (Swank), but that he's a ghost as well. Will Sam be able to lay his soul to rest by confronting the mystery he has been hiding for his entire life?

* An abused teen forms a baseball team.
Pitching a Life
Starring: Zac Effron, Will Smith
A compelling feel-good drama that tells the story of Will Goodman, a sexually abused, troubled teenage boy (Effron) who can't find his path through life. This is until he one day he meets a retired baseball player, Glenn (Smith), after school who teaches him the beauty of America's favorite past time sport. Encouraged by Glenn, Will sets out to lead his high school baseball team to a championship, while at the same time battling problems with his Dad at home.

* A mad scientist releases a deadly plague on a cruise.
The Incurable 2: Cruise Control
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Philip Seymour Hoffman
In the sequel to the summer blockbuster, The Incurable, John reunites with his ex-wife and goes on a cruise. Little does he know, a madman (Hoffman) from the pharmaceutical company in the first film plans to unleash a plague on the cruise that will turn all of its inhabitants into man-bear-pigs. Unfortunately for John, symptoms of his disease from the first movie begins to manifest. John must race against time to stop the madman and find a permanent cure for his man-bear-pig ailment.
2010-02-07, 6:28 PM #2
lost it at the last one
2010-02-07, 6:40 PM #3
Some of these are good: An astronaut kills a dolphin while sleeping.

Some of them make no sense: # A radio and her friends fight for control of a company.

edit - it's the Mr. Ed movie: A talking horse is kidnapped.
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2010-02-07, 7:03 PM #4
"Children discover a cure for cancer on the way to the coast."

So a bunch of kids find the cure to cancer while hanging out with Howie Mandel in the monster world?

"In the 19th century, rival magicians fall in love in a nuclear submarine."

What? 19th century Sci-Fi?
2010-02-07, 8:07 PM #5
A child who cannot die falls in love on the way to the hospital.


The future king is on a mission from God in an abandoned mental institution. (:awesome:)
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2010-02-07, 11:52 PM #6
This one struck me as particularly "WTF":
The desperate father of a spoiled daughter hires a drifter with unusual powers on a fishing trip.

A boy and his dog are murdered in a nuclear submarine.

A man on a government watch list enters a hot dog eating contest on the way to lunch.

An ambulance driver brings the world to the brink of disaster in the jungle.
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2010-02-08, 12:01 AM #7
This is showing way too many possible storylines, as a plot generator I was expecting like, 10 different results that would cover most movies =p
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2010-02-08, 12:05 AM #8
Quote:
A mummy is trapped by a hurricane at the Grand Canyon.


:awesome:

Edit:

Quote:
A prostitute has 24 hours to save his family from kidnappers.


Perfect example of how one small detail can jazz up an otherwise totally mundane plot.
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2010-02-08, 12:21 AM #9
The Devil uses his powers to save the one he loves.


but i don't love anyone...


*Two lesbians come to life on a military base.*
Night of the Lesbian Dead
Starring: Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Jensen Ackles
When Cindy (Fox) and Jessica (Lohan) are returning home from a party a truck transporting unknown chemicals collides with them outside a military base. After being taken to the base infirmary they die... but do not stay dead. It is now up to a squad of soldiers lead by Captain Max Johnson (Ackles) to stop these lesbian zombies.

*An astronaut falls in love on the road.*
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2010-02-08, 12:52 AM #10
"An exotic dancer comes to an uncomfortable realization in Miami." :awesome:

"An ex-commando with a score to settle battles depression while on a date." :gbk:

"An innocent man overhears a conversation that changes everything a few minutes before he dies."

"A sanitation worker is murdered in Hell."

"A vacuum cleaner picks up a hitchhiker in an asylum." bahahaha

"A woman dying of cancer fights for her life at an elementary school." :huh:

"A boy who disguises himself as a girl battles depression in the afterlife." .(

"A stripper is infected with an incurable disease in a taxi." no surprise there
2010-02-08, 3:22 AM #11
"The gods win a contest in an old slaughterhouse."

sounds like the gods were bored.

"A rogue samurai forms a baseball team."


"A drug dealer betrays a friend while shopping."

this one made me lol

"A rogue samurai realizes he is God on the way to a family reunion."


"A young woman loses her sanity in a haunted house."

Pretty much every survival horror game

"Parents renew their faith in Hell."

hmm, this actualy sounds like an interesting romantic comedy.

"An astronaut steals a tank and causes havok while hiking in the mountains."

The Lisa Nowak story.

"A farming community releases a deadly plague in Alaska."

When I saw this, for some reason Sarah Palin immediately came to mind.
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