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What the hell is with these E*TRADE commercials???
2010-02-07, 6:51 PM #1
These used to be my favorite. Now they got a new baby and the mouthwork is horrible, its like a dubbed over godzilla movie. Total disappointment :(
2010-02-07, 6:53 PM #2
BABIES. WE NEED MORE BABY COMMERCIALS. NOW.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-07, 7:06 PM #3
Almost as bad as the Dennys commercials I'll say. :nonono:
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2010-02-07, 7:19 PM #4
A new baby? I thought he just got older.
2010-02-07, 7:19 PM #5
The talking babies thing has been unfunny since the first time they did it years ago...
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2010-02-07, 7:30 PM #6
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
Almost as bad as the Dennys commercials I'll say. :nonono:


CHICKENS IN SPAAAAAAAACE
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-07, 7:40 PM #7
Megan Fox and Motorola win.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-07, 7:50 PM #8
Megan Fox is self absorbed. What a dumb commercial
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-07, 7:58 PM #9
Best Super Bowl commercial:

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2010-02-07, 7:58 PM #10
Originally posted by mb:
Megan Fox is hot. What a pointless, but awesome commercial.

In reality, I agree with pommy completely. That was the best ad.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-07, 8:08 PM #11
I agree with Pommy completely.

Also, Megan fox would be hot if she wasnt Megan Fox.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-07, 9:44 PM #12
I wonder if she was genetically engineered to perfection like the replicants of BladeRunner.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-02-07, 9:49 PM #13
Does google even really needs ads?
It would be like an add for water.
2010-02-07, 10:05 PM #14
#1, there are already commercials for water.

#2, Apparently Bing has been doing pretty well so that would explain a google commercial
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-07, 10:08 PM #15
Okay i'll clarify, A commercial for H2O.
Bing sucks :smug:
2010-02-07, 10:10 PM #16
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
I wonder if she was genetically engineered to perfection like the replicants of BladeRunner.


Yes, she's a very attractive shemale
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2010-02-08, 6:15 AM #17
I really liked the google commercial. Simple, cheap (besides being on during the super bowl), and to the point. Even though we already know Google Knows All....

ALL HAIL HYNOT..GOOGLE.
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2010-02-08, 8:17 AM #18
Originally posted by mb:
CHICKENS IN SPAAAAAAAACE


Heh, I did laugh at that one..
woot!
2010-02-08, 8:25 AM #19
Originally posted by mb:
CHICKENS IN SPAAAAAAAACE


I take it it's not an advert for that old pc game, Chicken Invaders? >_>
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2010-02-08, 8:48 AM #20
Yes, I laughed at the chicken being unheard in space.
2010-02-08, 10:58 AM #21
Me too.

I thought the census commercial was stupid, and I thought I would barf if I had to see Danica Patrick again.
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2010-02-08, 4:28 PM #22
I'm very impressed with how many people in this thread are going against the mainstream and declaring that Megan Fox is NOT hot! Go you guys! :tfti:
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2010-02-08, 4:31 PM #23
If you actually think Megan Fox is unattractive there is something wrong with you. This is beyond a matter of personal preference.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-08, 4:44 PM #24
Originally posted by Antony:
If you actually think Megan Fox is unattractive there is something wrong with you. This is beyond a matter of personal preference.


That is an extremely ignorant statement.
2010-02-08, 4:50 PM #25
Originally posted by Antony:
If you actually think Megan Fox is unattractive there is something wrong with you. This is beyond a matter of personal preference.


I'm still curious as to whether or not that toe-thumb picture is legit or not though
2010-02-08, 5:33 PM #26
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2010-02-08, 5:41 PM #27
Originally posted by Antony:
If you actually think Megan Fox is unattractive there is something wrong with you. This is beyond a matter of personal preference.


Megan Fox looks like a man, even Megan Fox has said so. The reason I find her unattractive is I'm heterosexual, if you have a problem with that then you're just a heterophobe
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2010-02-08, 7:03 PM #28
Originally posted by Steven:
That is an extremely ignorant statement.

No. It's not. It's a premise that 99% of internet nerds seem incapable of grasping. Most of the famous women out there are pretty good looking.

It's like the old "post the hottest woman in the world" threads. Some people would post chick x, some people would post chick y, and some people would post chick z. All 3 of these women would be extremely attractive Hollywood celebrities, but we'd then have bickering about how "chick x is ugly" or "chick y is fat" etc... And it would be completely retarded because anyone can see that these women are all fundamentally attractive. You'd stick your penis in any of them if you saw them out at a bar or something.

But, no, we have idiots that say "she's UGLY!" And it's completely stupid. Jesus, I despise you, Steven, and I'm not even contemptuous enough to say "dude, you wife is UGLY!" That would be stupid because to anyone she should appear at least somewhat attractive, but not ugly.

To further cement this point, I shall make an analogous point. Transformers 2 is a terrible movie. No doubt about it. Regardless of what base level of enjoyment you get out of it, you must admit that it's just a flat-out-broken film. It doesn't make sense, and many people find it offensive. But it's got really nice looking special effects. Now, you know deep down, there are people out there stupid enough to say "And even the special effects sucked in Transformers 2."

(NOTE: The Transformers 2 reference and the hotness of Megan Fox being debated are simply coincidence. Transformers 2 sucks in nearly every way and she's a terrible actress. The point is they're both good looking, but otherwise useless.)
>>untie shoes
2010-02-08, 7:11 PM #29
Originally posted by Antony:
No. It's not. It's a premise that 99% of internet nerds seem incapable of grasping. Most of the famous women out there are pretty good looking.

It's like the old "post the hottest woman in the world" threads. Some people would post chick x, some people would post chick y, and some people would post chick z. All 3 of these women would be extremely attractive Hollywood celebrities, but we'd then have bickering about how "chick x is ugly" or "chick y is fat" etc... And it would be completely retarded because anyone can see that these women are all fundamentally attractive. You'd stick your penis in any of them if you saw them out at a bar or something.

But, no, we have idiots that say "she's UGLY!" And it's completely stupid. Jesus, I despise you, Steven, and I'm not even contemptuous enough to say "dude, you wife is UGLY!" That would be stupid because to anyone she should appear at least somewhat attractive, but not ugly.

To further cement this point, I shall make an analogous point. Transformers 2 is a terrible movie. No doubt about it. Regardless of what base level of enjoyment you get out of it, you must admit that it's just a flat-out-broken film. It doesn't make sense, and many people find it offensive. But it's got really nice looking special effects. Now, you know deep down, there are people out there stupid enough to say "And even the special effects sucked in Transformers 2."

(NOTE: The Transformers 2 reference and the hotness of Megan Fox being debated are simply coincidence. Transformers 2 sucks in nearly every way and she's a terrible actress. The point is they're both good looking, but otherwise useless.)


Your constantly-repeated reasoning for why we should all find Megan Fox attractive is because "she is" and it's just painful to read over and over.

Her celebrity status, which you also seem to be using as proof that she is attractive, is also irrelevant. Sure, there's a higher percentage of females commonly considered attractive in Hollywood than elsewhere, but there's gonna be exceptions. At the very least, it should be obvious that when people are discussing Megan Fox being ugly, they're doing so within that context, basically saying "as far as celebrities go, Megan Fox is fugly," and not "Megan Fox is uglier than most of the girls I interact with."

I understand where you're coming from... I don't find her as irrefutably attractive as you do, but I don't find her ugly... but there's no reason that scale should end at my position and not continue on to Deadman's.
2010-02-08, 7:19 PM #30
Her celebrity status has nothing to do with her being hot. I know women who are more attractive than her. She's not the hottest woman on the planet or anything, and she seems like a totally worthless human being, but to say she's not pretty good looking is simply stupid.

EDIT: This sort of thing is incredibly annoying to me. It's like the people who say The Beatles suck. They might not be your cup of tea, and there might be a billion other bands that you prefer to them, but you can't present a carefully reasoned argument for why they're terrible musicians or lousy singers. And, no, I'm not saying Megan Fox is the female equivalent of The Beatles.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-08, 7:38 PM #31
I find her attitude unattractive. If she wasnt megan fox, maybe she wouldnt be such an arrogant *****.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-08, 7:40 PM #32
Originally posted by mb:
I find her attitude unattractive. If she wasnt megan fox, maybe she wouldnt be such an arrogant *****.

Hey, somebody is making sense!
>>untie shoes
2010-02-08, 7:49 PM #33
my mom likes them A LOT, makes them even more annoying
2010-02-08, 9:07 PM #34
I recognize the fact that her body physically captures many desirable sexual attributes, but that's not enough to make me attracted to someone. A lot of it is simply taste. I find women with unique looks to be more attractive, but I have a hard time being attracted to anyone without interacting with them first. Pictures are a hard sell.

EDIT: She also looks like my sister, only with a dumb expressing permanently stamped on her face. That doesn't really help.
2010-02-08, 9:39 PM #35
i like the pictures
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2010-02-08, 9:50 PM #36
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
EDIT: She also looks like my sister, only with a dumb expressing permanently stamped on her face. That doesn't really help.


so youre saying your sister is megan fox without being megan fox?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-08, 11:38 PM #37
Originally posted by Antony:
She's not the hottest woman on the planet or anything, and she seems like a totally worthless human being, but to say she's not pretty good looking is simply stupid.


k, theres these things called: OPINIONS

In some peoples opinion, she's hot, in some, she's ugly, in mine (and even her own) she's quite manly looking.

Personally I find her manliness really obvious and it boggles my mind that anyone cannot look at her and go "yeah, she could easily have a penis"

Now I know nothing of her personality, as I don't follow the celeb lifestyles or any such crap, so what I say is based completely on her physical appearance, which is manly =p
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2010-02-09, 9:17 AM #38
Originally posted by Deadman:
k, theres these things called: OPINIONS

Something being one's opinion does not stop it from being idiotic.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-09, 6:52 PM #39
My philosophy with a chick like Megan Fox is like this. The difference between the aggressiveness of a rattle snake and a non-poisonous snake is a rattle snake knows it has a deadly defense system, it knows it's dangerous. Most non-poisonous are less aggressive. Megan Fox knows that she is highly attractive, and she is probably in love with herself, but she has to remember something, she's not a Goddess if she think is, there are alot of women out there that are just as attractive or more and may have a more attractive personality than she does, and provide a better acting performance than she could.
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2010-02-09, 7:28 PM #40
Originally posted by Antony:
Something being one's opinion does not stop it from being idiotic.


True, like for example this thread.
Your opinion that everyone should think Megan Fox is attractive is idiotic.
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