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Corporate Anecdotes
2010-02-08, 12:34 PM #1
(thread has auto-destructed. sorry.)
幻術
2010-02-08, 1:11 PM #2
But to make up for it, here is an absolutely wonderful sci-fi detective tale. It's called "THE ASSASSIN, THE STAR, AND THE STEEL-FACED MAN" by Kristen Lee Knapp. Rated M for Mature.

LINK: http://www.resaliens.com/2009/10/the-assassin/
幻術
2010-02-08, 3:06 PM #3
I really want to know what was in that post now...
2010-02-08, 3:09 PM #4
An amusing story about a guy getting a new work phone, leaving it unlocked in his pocket and it accidentally calling a sex line.

There was also a step by step guide discussing how to destroy an opposing company which involved using their uniforms, some illegal substances and youtube
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-08, 3:59 PM #5
I demand that it be reposted.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2010-02-16, 11:24 AM #6
At this particular venture in time, it seems rather approrpiate to reproduce at least a part of the OP in question.

Originally posted by Koobie:

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A DREAM COME TRUE

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A certain manager guy gets promoted and receives a new company phone that he had always wanted. He did not lock the keys on the phone before heading home, and, sure enough, one of his keys got stuck. The key that got stuck was “9,” making him inadvertently one of ‘365-999-999’ s SEX LINE’s a longest-talking customers of the month. The company fires the man after they check his phone bill. The man, however, manages to subterfuge the company HQ into leaving him the phone that he always wanted.
幻術
2010-02-16, 12:18 PM #7
IN SPACE!
幻術

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