LMAO!

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~~Because Eric does Rock Your World~~

ok, i am on a school network, how do i make ever printer in this place print somehing?

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are falling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP, as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Elana14: If you set up any size print jobs the print queue will have your name all over it.

Once at HS I took a pic of a sol.exe window and plopped it on my wallpaper. Then I got one of my friends to come over and try to play solitaire.

There was this Java powered site that looked like the Mac OSX interface, and it was fullscreen. A friend of mine was going to run it on all the computers in the lab (they were all NT/2000 machines). Too bad he never got around to it, the teacher's expression would have been priceless to see a couple dozen PCs appearing to have Mac OSX.

[Edit: Here it is, click on "Wanna be an apple?" and have fun. ]

Oh, and everytime I left my computer I would always lock it (remember NT and 2K did not have Fast User Switch) so noone else could use it, that annoyed my teacher when I forgot when I was using that comp and went and logged into another one.

I coded a chat program in QBASIC that just used net send to send the text, and I used it to chat with a friend.

Hey, you know how NET SEND is used by some printers to notify when print jobs have been completed? Well our printer did this, and I tried using net send to fake the message. Unfortunately the command prompt command line length is something like 128 characters, which falls short of the longer strings I needed to send. So I never was able to use it on anyone.

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That is great! It even succesfully removed Windows from my Linux although I didn't even know I had it in the first place.

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that is cool, except I had to use ctrl+alt+del to get out of it.

And its macos classic, not OS x.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

That's great! I'll have to remember that site. I can see all the un-tracable havok I can create...

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"I know there's got to be some sort of mathematical equation for this sort of thing, but I prefer trial and error. It's one of the advantages of having a socialized health care system."

I have Symantec PCAnywhere installed at work so I can troubleshoot my co-workers' computers from my office. When I first installed it on my computer-dumb colleague's system, I didn't tell him. I set it to run minimized on startup, then created a shortcut on his desktop, waited until he was enjoying himself on eBay, then I remotely opened the full screen version of this image:

Needles to say, within 30 seconds, he turned off and unplugged his system and hid in the bathroom.
Good times...

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Beware the Terrible Secret of Space...

LOL That is priceless man.

LOL @ Farmer Fred

You are sadistic. I like you.

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LOL, no you silly . She types with only 6 fingers. She only uses her left hand to press the A key and the Shift key. The other hands does all the other keys. That has always annoyed me and I always tell her that she is a freak for doing so. That is why I mentioned that in the prank I pulled on her. What better way of making her computer complain than to mention her 6 finger habit?

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Fred repost pic, it broke.

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~~Because Eric does Rock Your World~~

[foghorn leghorn] That's a joke, boy, a joke. [/foghorn leghorn]

-I can't get the Mac OS thing to run. It says something about DHTML or something.

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It's our All-American product. We got the idea from the Germans. The French hate it. It goes for half in Canada. The English have a version, but it's not so hot. There's cheap knockoffs in India. The Japanese are devolping a sleeker, sexier model. Made in China.

Try it with Opera. You get the best result with IE.

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Fixed it, sorry it took so long.