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Quite possibly the best XKCD ever.

2010-02-10, 9:09 AM #1

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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http://xkcd.com/700/

Amazing, I never saw it coming.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-02-10, 9:22 AM #2

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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HAHA! That is brilliant. <3 Random

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2010-02-10, 9:22 AM #3

Deadman

twitches

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meh, I didn't find that one that funny.
Amusing, yes, but theres much funnier xkcd strips in my opinion

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-10, 9:53 AM #4

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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Originally posted by Deadman:

meh, I didn't find that one that funny.
Amusing, yes, but theres much funnier xkcd strips in my opinion

well then you sir, as your name implies, are dead.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-02-10, 9:54 AM #5

Freelancer

Peelancer

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Little Bobby Tables is still better.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2010-02-10, 10:34 AM #6

Baconfish

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<3 but there are better ones.

My favourite is this one, but its more of a private joke with a friend.

nope.

2010-02-10, 10:37 AM #7

Brian

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On a scale of 1-10, 1 being the worst strip on xkcd, and 10 being the best, I'd rate this one as a 3.

2010-02-10, 11:03 AM #8

Michael MacFarlane

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A-Minus-Minus was so much better than this.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-02-10, 11:08 AM #9

Deadman

twitches

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Originally posted by Brian:

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being the worst strip on xkcd, and 10 being the best, I'd rate this one as a 3.

Welcome to the underworld

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-10, 12:49 PM #10

Crimson

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Very clever.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2010-02-10, 12:52 PM #11

Deadman

twitches

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Ironically I just watched The Dark Knight tonight.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-10, 1:05 PM #12

saberopus

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Originally posted by Deadman:

Ironically I just watched The Dark Knight tonight.

Yeah I wouldn't've thought you'd've. :cool:

2010-02-10, 1:19 PM #13

JediKirby

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The pill that makes people kill themselves made my face clear up in months after years of failed products and natural soaps. It could have also been timed right with it naturally clearing up, but the results were pretty sudden.

And I laughed even after accidentally looking ahead.

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2010-02-10, 1:23 PM #14

kyle90

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Ohhhhhhhh I just got this. I read it last night when I was really tired and did not understand what the joke was at all. >_<

Stuff

2010-02-10, 1:29 PM #15

need help

Please? Anyone?

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could somebody then please it explain it to me.

2010-02-10, 1:32 PM #16

saberopus

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[http://politicsoffthegrid.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/two-face-aaron-eckhart.jpg]

2010-02-10, 1:35 PM #17

need help

Please? Anyone?

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I understands it nows

2010-02-10, 1:39 PM #18

Emon

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I love how blatantly anatomically incorrect his face is. What the hell is that big muscle in the middle of his cheek?

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-02-10, 1:42 PM #19

Deadman

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Buccinator? >_>
http://www.bartleby.com/107/illus380.html

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-10, 2:24 PM #20

Emon

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But why is it so gnarly and strange? It's like it's connected between two points, the buccinator doesn't do that.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-02-10, 2:48 PM #21

Chewbubba

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I totally didn't get it until saberopus' pic. :downswords:

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2010-02-10, 3:44 PM #22

Vornskr

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I agree, this may be one of my favorites. 391 (anti-mindvirus) is still my absolute favorite, though (and 301-405 is probably the best ~100 strip span).

2010-02-10, 4:23 PM #23

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Vornskr:

391 (anti-mindvirus)

DAMMIT VORNSKR

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-02-10, 4:26 PM #24

Vornskr

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2010-02-10, 4:32 PM #25

Tibby

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Originally posted by saberopus:

I did a double take.

2010-02-10, 4:36 PM #26

Sarn_Cadrill

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Originally posted by saberopus:

Yeah I wouldn't've thought you'd've. :cool:

worst. use. of contractions. ever.

also, http://xkcd.com/614/ is probably my favorite.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2010-02-10, 5:06 PM #27

gbk

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Originally posted by saberopus:

Yeah I wouldn't've thought you'd've. :cool:

Quote:

Yeah I would not have thought you would have. :cool:

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2010-02-11, 9:19 PM #28

saberopus

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

worst. use. of contractions. ever.

I'll be more dull in the future :eng101:

2010-02-12, 7:54 AM #29

Deadman

twitches

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Noooo

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-12, 8:32 AM #30

Brian

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Today's is much better.

2010-02-12, 10:07 AM #31

Deadman

twitches

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Agreed

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-12, 10:15 AM #32

Brian

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So if you have a daughter are you going to call her Livingdeadgirl?

2010-02-12, 10:35 AM #33

Deadman

twitches

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hahaha, no, that would be a very cruel thing to do

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-12, 10:53 AM #34

Brian

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But she'd have her own theme song.

2010-02-16, 3:00 PM #35

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

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Didn't want to start a new thread:

ahahahahaha

but who is Knight?

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2010-02-16, 3:09 PM #36

Michael MacFarlane

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[http://www.thechesszone.com/images/articles/boxwood_knight.jpg]

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-02-16, 3:14 PM #37

zanardi

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Prius... lol

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2010-02-16, 3:19 PM #38

Deadman

twitches

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-_-

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-02-17, 12:02 AM #39

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

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i didnt understand it without saberpus input

Never seen recent batman

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2010-02-17, 6:39 AM #40

Baconfish

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But Two-Face has been in it for decades?

nope.