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The gays are after my sweet ***
2010-02-12, 6:56 PM #1
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/12/how-buttsecks-works.html [Language NSFW]

Summary : If we legalize gay marriage, we'll all get ****ed in the ***.
2010-02-12, 8:08 PM #2
I learned a new word today. Coprophilia (the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure from feces). It's like there's this whole world out there that I wasn't aware of. Thanks internet!
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2010-02-12, 8:09 PM #3
Hmm. I did hear some good things about prostate stimulation.
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2010-02-12, 8:24 PM #4
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Hmm. I did hear some good things about prostate stimulation.



yeah, cum race horse style
2010-02-12, 9:58 PM #5
Originally posted by Couchman:
yeah, cum race horse style


Are we allowed to say 'race horse' here?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-02-12, 11:07 PM #6
Originally posted by Mentat:
I learned a new word today. Coprophilia (the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure from feces). It's like there's this whole world out there that I wasn't aware of. Thanks internet!


Never saw 2 girls 1 cup?
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-02-12, 11:38 PM #7
If gays are married, they are bound to one another and should therefore be less likely to go around trying to ram people in the ***.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-02-13, 12:05 AM #8
Originally posted by zanardi:
Never saw 2 girls 1 cup?


/gag reflex induced
2010-02-13, 12:40 AM #9
Based on the replies the original post has generated I'm gonna ... Not click the link. I'm about to cook breakfast.
2010-02-13, 12:48 AM #10
its just a republican politician talking about penis & wiggling & excrement & ***

o.0
2010-02-13, 1:30 AM #11
Ugh. I even tend to vote republican but from a social standpoint I really can't ****ing stand them. For a party that bases it's ideals on small government they should really stop giving a **** about stuff like this.
2010-02-13, 3:48 AM #12
Republicans don't base their ideals on small government.
2010-02-13, 5:44 AM #13
Quote:
Republicans don't base their ideals on small government.

No, but they're getting pretty good at convincing people that they do. They conveniently forget to mention that their concept of a "strong national defense" actually means that they'll have a vast number of government employees in the form of a military. Republicans are generally defined by their support of "free markets" (anti-regulation), "strict constructionism" (a fundamentalist (imagine that) view of the constitution), "strong national defense" (despite the fact that they were once against the idea of being involved in "foreign entanglements") & they're generally "skeptical" (many would argue disingenuously) of science that negates their political (e.g. global warming) & religious (e.g. evolution) ideology.

Note: Not all Republicans are/were religious (many would argue that many of our forefathers (as well as current politicians) are/were "Deists" or "skeptics" (possibly even agnostic/atheist) but that it's quite likely that they are/were forced to pander to the religious) but they're currently overwhelmingly Christian, despite the fact that many of their political "principles" could be argued to be contrary to Christian ideology (e.g. Psalm 41:1, 2 &/or 1 Timothy 6:17, 18).
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2010-02-13, 6:12 AM #14
Wow. I'm speechless.
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2010-02-13, 8:04 AM #15
Originally posted by JM:
Republicans don't base their ideals on small government.


Republicans want small government when it's dealing with the government's hand in economic affairs, but they want heavy regulation on policies regarding our lifestyles and other personal affairs.
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2010-02-13, 8:30 AM #16
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
but they want heavy regulation on policies regarding our lifestyles and other personal affairs.


Um your wrong
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-02-13, 9:30 AM #17
Um, let's look at two major issues here: (and obviously this is just a very general scope of things)

Abortion - Republicans want made illegal.

Same-sex marriage: - Republicans want the government to prevent this from happening.

Both of these involve the government playing a large role in society's personal lives and choices. I'm not sure how this disagrees with the statement i made above.
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2010-02-13, 10:07 AM #18
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Republicans want small government when it's dealing with the government's hand in economic affairs, but they want heavy regulation on policies regarding our lifestyles and other personal affairs.



A lot of Republican and Democrat politicians are progressive, so they believe in regulation of the economy and personal affairs.

Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Um, let's look at two major issues here: (and obviously this is just a very general scope of things)

Abortion - Republicans want made illegal.

Same-sex marriage: - Republicans want the government to prevent this from happening.

Both of these involve the government playing a large role in society's personal lives and choices. I'm not sure how this disagrees with the statement i made above.


Abortion: It should be illegal.

Same-sex marriage: Republican and Democrat progressives both want to regulate marriage at the federal level. The easiest choice would be to leave the federal government out of it for now.
2010-02-13, 10:16 AM #19
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't trying to advocate my belief for abortion being legal, I was simply making a non-biased statement. My personal thoughts are that abortion should be illegal in most cases, save for the mother's life being in jeopardy, or possibly for rape victims. Although that's only a very small percentage of the total number of abortions.
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2010-02-13, 10:51 AM #20
Quote:
Abortion: It should be illegal.

Why should a woman that wants an abortion not be permitted to have one?

Quote:
Same-sex marriage: Republican and Democrat progressives both want to regulate marriage at the federal level. The easiest choice would be to leave the federal government out of it for now.

How does one justify discrimination?
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2010-02-13, 10:52 AM #21
Originally posted by zanardi:
Um your wrong


So you're saying banning same-sex marriage would not affect the lifestyles and personal affairs of homosexuals?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 11:44 AM #22
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Abortion: It should be illegal.


Is this based in your unshakable belief in magic, or does this stance have anything based in reality?
2010-02-13, 1:38 PM #23
Originally posted by Mentat:
Why should a woman that wants an abortion not be permitted to have one?


How does one justify discrimination?


1. Killing innocent children isn't a good thing.

2. Exactly how is non-regulated marriage discrimination? Why does the government have to decide who marries who?

[QUOTE=Lord Kuat]Is this based in your unshakable belief in magic, or does this stance have anything based in reality?[/QUOTE]

The Bible isn't the only source that says murder is bad.
2010-02-13, 1:45 PM #24
Oh here we go -_-
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 2:01 PM #25
Where's the religious debate forum when you need it?
2010-02-13, 2:06 PM #26
This isn't a religious debate.
2010-02-13, 2:06 PM #27
:neckbeard:
Oh man this is going to be good.
2010-02-13, 2:11 PM #28
Would I allow that to happen to me?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-02-13, 2:35 PM #29
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
This isn't a religious debate.


Not yet, give it a few posts though.
2010-02-13, 4:58 PM #30
Bringing religion into it is stupid. Anakin didn't bring it up. Kuat didn't attack Anakin's position; he attacked Anakin's religion. Kuat is the one who's stupid here.

There are many Christians who are pro-choice. And many atheists who are pro-life.
2010-02-13, 5:13 PM #31
guys lets talk about the wiggling weiners in **** part
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-02-13, 6:15 PM #32
I don't want my weiner to ever touch poop. I will go on record saying this.
Warhead[97]
2010-02-13, 6:27 PM #33
By your exclusion, I will assume you're okay with your poop touching a weiner.
2010-02-13, 7:52 PM #34
not that there's anything wrong with that

2010-02-13, 8:57 PM #35
What a man does with my poop in his own home is his business and his alone.
Warhead[97]
2010-02-13, 9:13 PM #36
What a man does with your poop in your *** is your business.
2010-02-13, 9:28 PM #37
what a man does with his business is his business
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 9:30 PM #38
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
I don't want my weiner to ever touch poop. I will go on record saying this.

So you don't ever want to bang a woman in the butt? You're just letting the best in life pass you by.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-13, 9:38 PM #39
Maybe he only wants to bang a woman in the butt after she's thoroughly cleaned
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 9:40 PM #40
does she have to have her butthole bleached first, too?
>>untie shoes
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