I found out today that some girl was using me(albeit in a quasi-small way). Strangely I'm not angery...just very disappointed in her and myself(I can't believe I didn't see the huge "DAMAGED GOODS" stamp on her forehead). And yes Spork, this is the woman I told you about.

This isn't an advice thread. This is a "Let's get drunk and talk about how women have ****ed us over in the past" thread. How has a woman jacked with you before? I better see clan ruthervain post in this thread.

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The easiest way to kill a soldier is to make his commanding officer a politician.

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Oh god...don't make me delve into my past...

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What was she using you for?

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

Quoth the Orcs:

"MANFLESH!"

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If she was using him for sex, we wouldb't be having this discussion

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Eh, it happens.

[Edit] Edited for the protection of my reputation.
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Our very existence is at stake

Yay! I can finally join the snail-racing crew.

-@%

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I can usually see the parasites a mile off by observing how they interact with people. My skills at reading body language are also very sharply honed (which may be why I hate talking on the phone or in situations where I can't use this ability. However, posting here doesn't bother me too much for some wierd reason.). Being able to read body language is the next best thing to being able to read thoughts telepathically, and i mean that literally and without exaggeration.

If i can see you, and even if I'm clear across the room, I can get a good idea of what you are thinking/how you are feeling by
just watching the minute details of how you move, how you maintain posture, what you do with your arms, etc.

I'm not saying this to brag or to rub it in anyone's face, but I'm stating it for truth.


But anyway....

Refresh my memory.. how exactly did you get used? Details are nice...

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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

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I am also equipped with infra-red thermal scope sensors, motion tracking and electromagnetic detection.

I am pagewizard. Please insert batteries.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

No, that makes you more like a super security camera than anything like me.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

sorry, just couldn't resist mocking your previous post.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

My most recent ex broke up with me while I was at a concert. I came home to a note. She called it quits because I "was going to cheat on her." Even after we had a pregnancy scare together and had been living together for two months, I was going to cheat on her. And we always used protection.. HRM. Guilty conscience, I say!

To be fair, while I was doing the official breaking up-age with her that same night, I had an IM window going with a girl that was more than ecstatic to learn that I was single again. Maybe my ex had a premonition.

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Baby Mama's Drama

if you got sex then does it matter if she used you?

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Because people have morals?..... most people have morals?

And I know what you mean Pagewizard, you can definitely tell a lot about a person just by the way they walk, move, or sit.

You do know Spe's the one to kid about something like that, right?

He hasn't said she was using him for sex. Maybe he was her drug mule.

Of course! Drugs!

Or his pimp-*** ride.

Of course! Pimp-*** ride!

I'll kill her for you. I mean, I know you're not mad at her, but you know, just an offer.

Thanks for the offer, but I like to handle the dirty work myself. I enjoy it. Besides, she has a ****ed up life right now, what with her chaotic, self destructive nature. Also, I'm one reason why she is getting a divorce from her husband(she's a few years older than me :)) so I'm glad I could help that guy out somehow.

On the upside, I met a woman at college today that seems pretty nice and is majoring in Website Administration(or somesuch) which basically means she is getting a degree to be a Webmaster. The catch: Even though she's 18, she's engaged. However, I evidently made a good impression on her because she was giving me her life story on the bus ride to the parking lot and after she told me she was engaged(which was after I got her number), she told me she would hook me up with her "hot friend". She described this one before as a slutty dresser and had a history of dating abusive men. I really know how to pick 'em. Three strikes, I'm out. I'm going gay.

My pimp *** ride is a dark purple 1995 Chevy S-10. Pimpin.

That. Is. Hilarious.

That was fast. o.O

Why you little home wrecker... :p

There's plenty of hot chicks around, so breaking up relationships is usually against my principles. I only steal another man's woman if he is a total wuss and is only going to lose her anyway.







eh, don't quit entirely. The world needs more people like us. Wow-- she gave you her number even though she's engaged... so much for comittment, eh?

Forget quantity--- I go after quality. Nothing but the best women will do for me.

Just forget the whole thig. It's expensive and time consuming. You could be useing that time and money to play with cool PC toys.

hey look at it this way u didnt strike out. you got a number and an offer for a date since she was taken

You're still a virgin, aren't you? Otherwise that would probably be the last thing you would want to do.

Wow, you are truely the Fonz of this Star Wars Video Gaming message board, Pagewizard...

Oh, i'm not so bad, once you get to know me....

better get used to it. Like so many people here lament, I'm here to stay.

That's besides the point. All three are nutty. -_-

haha, well then hm..well keep the faith, unless of course u'd prefer to be gay. eh nothing wrong with it. but I say dont give up on women just cuz of a few bad apples

So, move on and find someone else. I'll assume that you were planning on doing that anyway, you usually seem to know what you are doing.

Sometimes, good women find you. I was at college yesterday coming from the parking lot, and i was waiting for the crosswalk traffic light to change so i could go to class, and this chick calls my name. I turned around, and it was a chick that i knew back in HS. She was 2 years behind me when I graduated, (Back then, i didn't know her that well. i knew who she was, but she must have known me better than I knew her. Everyone knew me back in HS, but i didn't know many underclassmen personally) but she got out early for some reason. We talked for about 5 minutes, and I got her number. I'll call her up in a few days and I'll see what goes from there.

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'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Sorry...couldn't resist. I'll leave you alone now.

If things like this keep happening, I'll be glad that these forums have an ignore list that i can use.

Acting gay is fun. Makes people uncomfortable.

2 1/2 years +.

She cheated on me in the end.

*stab*

Awww that sucks. All that time with her and she cheats on you at the end. I don't you all that well, but I'll assume you had one helluva heartbreak.

Fidelity is something I hold dear.

/me lurves on the Yossarian

Everytime I read one of Pagewizard's posts I always read woman or women like a Ferengui would.

Stupid humons.