My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I
I think she might be a lesbian.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the this stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work.

Every single day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, my job is driving these people around in my van and we solve mysteries. I hate this job.

Well, at least the "0 on a scale of 1-10" might give you an in with the dumb hot chick!

Scooby Doobie Doo.

I stumbled this joke before and didn't get it right until the end so I had to laugh. The Bel Air ones are always immediate.

I rate this "somewhat amusing"
*smokes pipe*

Dude, there is just no way he is Fred! And Daphne was not that dumb and Velma was actually pretty hot. Especially in the live action movie. mbwuzhere

Now he gets it...

pfft, humorously I gave up on his post with the last two, I guess you could call them, paragraphs left. Go figure. mbwuzhere

MB is omnipresent.

I didn't get it until I saw the word "Daphne" in post 6.

dammit, now i have to wonder what wookie said

dude i'd **** velma before daphne just saying

Sounds like she's got the right career lined up.

Yeah, she was useless in the cartoon's anyway.

I was going to tell you to quit your *****ing because your job sounds awesome (hot chick, lesbian (doesn't even matter if she's hot) & a guy to buy drugs from) until I realized that I'd been had & I would've gotten away if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids.

mentat, you are the first person in this thread to make me smile.

You had me until the last line. Good one sir.

lesbians/bi girls turn me on, not the super butch ones, for example, wearing an LA Lakers jersey with cargo shorts

but the classic short haired tough girls who dont act/dress like men

It got me too. Well played.

I'm getting out of this haunted-ass thread.

"The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief."

Venture Brothers parody was basically the best thing.

It was really great because it was a parody of like 8 things all rolled in one.

All I got was Scooby Doo, But I'm a 90's child.
What were the other ones?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A1Viva_los_Muertos!#Cultural_references

Absolutely

Same.

Well played.

Blasted... thread... anger......

I think Hanna and Barbera were frying on acid with some of their creativity.

Hahaha, I was so totally sold in the first post. It wasn't until the end that I caught on.

I said lOl which emphasizes B H O's middle name. lOl with a bold O is now added to the swear filter along with the President's initials.

Oh I was wondering what all that was about. I've seen traces of it but I didn't know what it was referring to.

Well it appears that at least some of the changes to the swear filter have been reversed. Or maybe it's only in certainly stealthily edited posts of mine. Who knows?

Nevermind.