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Chatroulette
2010-03-01, 6:29 PM #1
The best thing about chat roulette is the complete look of disdain, then the shifty glance at the "next" button right before they leave. Not titties? NEXT.

That, and the look of happiness and/or confusion people get when they realize that my webcam is pointed at a laptop playing Futurama. Then they disconnect.

The worst thing is getting connected with Tibby masturbating.
2010-03-01, 6:34 PM #2
Probably the worst website on the internet.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-03-01, 6:41 PM #3
Pretty much.

Some guy thought he was a tough guy, and pulled a Glock out of his pants and pointed it at the cam. So I grabbed my 1911 from my desk drawer and pointed it at the cam. He typed "Yours is bigger." then disconnected. :awesome:
2010-03-01, 6:57 PM #4
Originally posted by Steven:

The worst thing is getting connected with Tibby masturbating.


LOL :XD: LOL
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-03-01, 7:09 PM #5
Quote:
Some guy thought he was a tough guy, and pulled his penis out of his pants and pointed it at the cam. So I grabbed my penis from my desk drawer and pointed it at the cam. He typed "Yours is bigger." then disconnected.
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2010-03-01, 7:11 PM #6
And you would know, because you're a mailman.
2010-03-01, 7:26 PM #7
Such an appropriate name.
With each new chat partner the odds of seeing g0atse.cx (or tubgirl, 2g1c, etc) approach 1.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2010-03-01, 9:03 PM #8
I must admit, it piqued my interest when I first heard about it. We'll see if I still think it's a good idea when the PC is up and running. I imagine lots of midget jokes.
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2010-03-01, 9:11 PM #9
It's kind of funny - everyone has there own little gimmicks to get you to watch. Sure, many are just looking for titties, but some are genuinely funny. One guy had his webcam upside down and immediately entered "I am upside down because I am from Australia." Other people wear funny masks. I wish I had a Darth Vader helmet. One girl had "my ****" written on her shirt.
2010-03-01, 10:36 PM #10
That website is disturbing on so many levels.
2010-03-01, 11:01 PM #11
Originally posted by Steven:
I wish I had a Darth Vader helmet.


i need to find mine... and dig out my camera
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-01, 11:16 PM #12
I got on Chatroulette sober last night. Never again.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-02, 5:39 AM #13
I watched my roommate browse that site for about five minutes. Saw no less than three men masturbating in front of the camera.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-03-02, 10:39 AM #14
I had some arabic looking dude and the first thing he typed was 'I am not a terrorist". I enjoyed that.

also some serious Chris Hansen **** going on on that site - my roommate (18) tried to get a girl (16) to show her ti ts. There were at least 5 people watching. And she almost did it.

Oh and i saw my first chick with a dick thanks to chatroulette. :gonk:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-03-02, 10:49 AM #15
Originally posted by Zell:
Oh and i saw my first chick with a dick thanks to chatroulette. :gonk:


And you've been using the internet for how long?

Seems like the trannies have been spamming up things since the early 00s.
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2010-03-02, 10:52 AM #16
'spamming up things'... what THINGS are you looking at that ought to be tranny free but aren't??
2010-03-02, 10:56 AM #17
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
And you've been using the internet for how long?

Seems like the trannies have been spamming up things since the early 00s.


Yeah we used to have that on Massassi.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-03-02, 10:56 AM #18
Originally posted by saberopus:
'spamming up things'... what THINGS are you looking at that ought to be tranny free but aren't??


your mom lolol

o.0
2010-03-02, 1:32 PM #19
Originally posted by gbk:
Such an appropriate name.
With each new chat partner the odds of seeing g0atse.cx (or tubgirl, 2g1c, etc) approach 1.


P(gross picture) = 1 - (1 / n)
where n = number of chats, in the order of [1, -> in the order of Z
2010-03-02, 8:13 PM #20
Originally posted by Zell:
I had some arabic looking dude and the first thing he typed was 'I am not a terrorist". I enjoyed that.


Noticed the Arab responded so quickly with that statement.....:ninja:
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-03-02, 8:20 PM #21
My coworker trolls chat roulette by using a picture of lime cat instead of a web cam. He had a few funny reactions from that.

2010-03-02, 8:37 PM #22
I was doing Chatroulette with a Bavarian hat and sunglasses the other day.

My enraged facial expression is what put it over the top and caught the attention of quite a few viewers.
I'm just a little boy.
2010-03-02, 8:42 PM #23
Actually here's a picture
Attachment: 23556/Snapshot_20100302.jpg (57,427 bytes)
I'm just a little boy.

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