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guys chatroulette is awesome
2010-03-12, 4:16 AM #1
and Swedish chicks are really nice
Attachment: 23620/sweden.JPG (44,801 bytes)

o.0
2010-03-12, 4:19 AM #2
What the hell... >.> The hat is one thing... whats with the blow-up blow-job clown? Then again, I don't wanna know.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-12, 4:25 AM #3
its mr bill yo


he's popular with the ladies

[http://www.opednews.com/populum/uploaded/has-mr.-bill-gone-hollywood--new-3681-20080819-208.jpg]

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2010-03-12, 4:37 AM #4
Creepy :smith:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-12, 4:39 AM #5
Stranger: I wouldnt next you
Stranger: cause your beard is awesome!!

You: mr bill scares off perverts
Stranger: i need a mr bill too

Stranger: You are more than welcome :)
Stranger: and you have to wear your viking helmet ;)
You: i'm sure that would help me to fit in
Stranger: absolutley :D
Stranger: We all wear our helmets outside
You: of course
You: how else would you stay warm?
Stranger: :-D
Stranger: see you know everything about our culture already and the way we dress
Stranger: you will fit in perfectly :)

Stranger: Ur hat nice!!!
You: thanks
Stranger: u make?
You: ah, no
You: from china
Stranger: give me Ur hat
Stranger: no
You: i dont think it will fit through my internet
Stranger: im japan
You: my hat is from china
You: cheap plastic
Stranger: made in china
You: yes
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Attachment: 23622/japan.JPG (44,622 bytes)

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2010-03-12, 5:01 AM #6
All I got were guys stroking their cocks.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-03-12, 5:14 AM #7
still some of those, but theres a flagging system now.

wear a viking hat, go on at times european users are online, and hot chicks will stop to chat

also guys will laugh and say nice hat yo

o.0
2010-03-12, 5:26 AM #8
How is your webcam image quality so awesome?? I have two "high end" Logitech cams and I haven't gotten them that crisp.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-03-12, 5:30 AM #9
its built in to my eeePC 1000HE

but mostly its awesome cause im in it

i had pirate friend for this one
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2010-03-12, 6:01 AM #10
I'm kind of excited to use this site, now. I love meeting new people, it's why I have a job giving tours. I will probably spend too much time.
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2010-03-12, 6:09 AM #11
I always get cocks.
? :)
2010-03-12, 6:44 AM #12
"Guys I have interacted wtih some girls on the internet" thrad.
2010-03-12, 6:46 AM #13
Damn it all.. I told myself I wouldn't be drawn in, but it does look fun...
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2010-03-12, 6:52 AM #14
Originally posted by saberopus:
"Guys I have interacted wtih some girls on the internet" thrad.


i also talked to a guy whos girlfriend was shaving his pubes

but if i post that pic i probably get banned

o.0
2010-03-12, 9:55 AM #15
I like how you're making the same basically the same pose all the time.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-03-12, 10:24 AM #16
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
:master::master::master:
2010-03-12, 10:49 AM #17
Originally posted by Mentat:
I always get cocks.


:omg::omg:
2010-03-12, 10:57 AM #18
COCKSHOCK
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-12, 11:36 AM #19
Its pretty awesome when you got to see something other that the wide variety of schlongs presented on the site. Haha, for the 150 cocks I saw last night I saw 1 set of boobs. That's a gnarly ratio
2010-03-12, 12:06 PM #20
Originally posted by ELITE WARRIOR:
Its pretty awesome when you got to see something other that the wide variety of schlongs presented on the site. Haha, for the 150 cocks I saw last night I saw 1 set of boobs. That's a gnarly ratio


...what does this say about humanity???
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2010-03-12, 12:17 PM #21
men are pigs eeewww
2010-03-12, 12:51 PM #22
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
...what does this say about humanity???


It says there truly aren't any women on the internet...and even when there are there's most likely a guy off screen waiting for his turn to appear with his schlong pulled out.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-03-12, 1:41 PM #23
I'm gonna write in 'massassi' in sharpie marker on my schlong and go on.
2010-03-12, 1:42 PM #24
Originally posted by stat:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.


I bet you still saw more guys masturbating then you did girls that would talk to you.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-03-13, 2:07 AM #25
american chicks are fat

Stranger: yess we just lovee seeing the dickss. can we see yours ;) ?
You: you can see mr bills
You: not much there
Stranger: your a fugglyy **** lickerrr

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2010-03-13, 3:58 AM #26
guys

I tried chatroulette yesterday

for the first time

everyone I encountered just clicked next on me :(

except the first person who was one of those on-cam masturbators
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-03-13, 4:10 AM #27
wear a weird hat and they dont skip sometimes

if you wait long enough you get to see boobies too

o.0
2010-03-13, 8:30 AM #28
you have to have a gimmick that catches the eye right off the bat or you'll get next'd :eng101:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-03-13, 8:35 AM #29
I held up a sign that said "At least I'm not masturbating, right?"

This would get me thumbs up, laughter, and all around approval.

And then I'd pull the sign away to reveal myself jerking off.

Good times.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-03-13, 8:37 AM #30
Originally posted by Krokodile:
except the first person who was one of those on-cam masturbators


[http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/attachment.php?attachmentid=23530&d=1267297022]

[INSERT DICK PICTURE HERE]

[http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/attachment.php?attachmentid=23510&d=1266775893]
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2010-03-13, 9:05 AM #31
okay then
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-03-13, 9:59 AM #32
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MASTURBATERS- MASTURBATE RIGHT BACK AT THEM!!
:master::master::master:
2010-03-13, 10:17 AM #33
Originally posted by stat:
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MASTURBATERS- MASTURBATE RIGHT BACK AT THEM!!


:XD:
Let's see who can come first.
2010-03-13, 11:11 AM #34
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
:XD:
Let's see who can come first.


:gonk:
2010-03-13, 11:16 AM #35
*next*
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2010-03-13, 11:16 AM #36
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
:XD:
Let's see who can come first.


one of those things where whoever wins is the real loser
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-13, 11:20 AM #37
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
one of those things where whoever plays is the real loser


:eng101:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-13, 11:22 AM #38
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
one of those things where whoever wins is the real loser


Scary thing is..

they're all that way.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-03-13, 11:24 AM #39
[http://web2.airmail.net/pirate/god-kills-kitten2.jpg]
2010-03-13, 11:42 AM #40
<-- feline population control engineer
eat right, exercise, die anyway
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