Hey, it's been a while since I've posted so who cares!?

But I need you guys to help me decide on a new tattoo for me. Yes, I already have one. Yes, it is a Weimar-era German war eagle. No, it is not a Nazi tat. No, I haven't become a skinhead in the past year since I last posted.

Options I'm thinking of:

1. My family crest.

2. Horus w/ Sun Disc

3. The Flash Logo, or maybe The Flash in motion

4. Green Lantern, either the logo w/ the Corps motto around it, or a picture of Hal similar to this one.

5. The Who "A Quick One" album art (but NO BAND NAME)

6. Side view of an AT-AT BUT in rainbow colors like the old Apple logo. (no, I'm still not gay yet)

7. Apollo 13 patch (w/o the words, just the moon and the horses and ****

8. The Yellow Submarine or maybe a cartoon version of... The Walrus


or maybe something completely different either personal artwork or something by a friend.

Family crest is the coolest looking, I think.

If you're going to do some rock band junk, what about Pink Floyd?

Are you still handsome?

All of those are kind of silly.

Bah, I didn't realize I could select multiple, I'd also say the sub or even possibly Flash.

No offense, but those are all pretty ****ty ideas.

I've never gotten a tattoo, but if I did, I'd think long and hard to make sure I'm choosing something that is actually meaningful. I agree with stat that these options are all a bit silly. What are the chances that you'll look back in 30 years and NOT think getting a Yellow Submarine tattoo wasn't completely silly and a mistake?

I dunno. I'd never get a tattoo unless it was something unique and deeply connected to me somehow. I couldn't feel that kind of connection to any of the things you listed.

green lantern

or black

I agree somewhat. I live without regrets. I don't want to be alive in 30 years (who wants to be 55?)

However, what I connect with and what you guys connect with are (and should) be completely different.

I don't want a rant about how tats are permanent reminders of idiocy in your youth, how my ideas are silly, or anything. Actually, I don't care haha. My goal is to have 3/4 sleeves soonish.

Yes, I am still a sexy man beast. I just got a job at a gay bar actually (i'm straight but 75% of the customers/staff are gay) and almost every table I've waited on has asked for my number and I made out with one of my co-workers on the first day I worked. Yep, I'm that kind of dude.

Anyways, here's the tat I have now. I think the family crest or the Apollo 13 patch would look badass next to it.



If I got the yellow submarine it would be on my right bicep. The AT-AT would probably go on my back. Any other ideas would go on my forearms...

get the homo atat

You won't say that in 29 years.

....you mean.... BLACK LANTERN CORPS?

[sorry, you addressed what I was going to say while I was getting talked at by my brother

I guess the family crest is the only thing that would seem meaningful enough to put permanently on one's body]

haha. you don't know me. I'm pretty apathetic to anything and everything. I could get a tat of a rainbow juggernaut penis and be completely happy.

*sigh

you guys are missing the point. I don't care if you think it's meaningless or silly. Just ****ing vote on what you think is the best out of the meaningless and silly bunch.

Like I said, you all don't know me. Every one of those has meaning to me and I don't have to explain them. Just ****ing pick a ****ing retarded check box and stop being cu*ts. Jesus, there's a reason I stopped checking these forums because all the cool people stopped posting on them and it's all the anal retentive nerds still here. (No offense to the anal retentive nerds that are still cool).

I'm going to go shoot up and go buy cigarettes now and I'll check back in a second. <- see, this is how I live my life. I play music, **** hot *****es, wait tables and realize it's going no where but I'm happy.

DO IT

I know, I don't pretend to. I think it's admirable that you don't have any regrets. If that's really the case, go for the DSotM cover rather than a silly Who cover

Considering how lame the tattoo you already have is, I don't think any of those would look out of place.

lol, thank you! I almost got that tat first instead of the weimar eagle. but at the time I didn't want rainbow colors.

Lol, I could spice it up with some SS lightning bolts one day.

See, that tat had meaning for me though. It was The Futurist logo for a few years and it is a constant reminder of how much fun I had from 16-24. No one ever sees it unless I take off my shirt and I'm completely happy with it.


Emon, what is DSotM?

Dark Side of the Moon

Go for the rainbow AT-AT, that's awesome.

Dark Side of the Moon?

****ing ninja post.

EDIT2: Also, whatever you get, try to incorporate it into your existing tattoo. I hate when people have tattoos close to each other and they're just separate.

If you want a rainbow tattoo, get a tattoo of the first 16-bit MAT.

I do think if you are going to get any of them, you should get the AT-AT.

Do you get paid as much as the gays at the bar? I had a gay friend that worked at a gay bar and he made bank. But I dunno if you'd get as much money if you're straight.

horus and sun, only if it is not ugly and pink like that. family crest, because, hey its cool. i want to get my clan's symbol tattooed someday. and apollo 13. sure, why not.

and if *I* got a Who tat, i would get either the bullseye logo or the who logo with the male symbol. either of those would be badass.

Hehehe, I remember when that came out. Everyone was in awe for about a day.

i hate tattoos, but GET MACHINARY WEOEOWO

hey, if you don't care, go for the rainbow AT-AT. Include something about the Empire being fabulous. Whatever you want.

**** yea, on your finger too

I picked family crest because it was the only one that didn't strike me as ridiculous

I voted for all of them because I'm an ass.

that you are. but you're our ass.

A. I don't walk up to my table and say "Hi welcome to blah blah my name's Jack and I'm straight." Heeeeeeeell no. I let them dream but if they ever tried to touch me I'd punch them and say "Get that nasty monkey claw off of me." And then sue them for harassment. It's win win.

B. I've only worked there for 3 weeks and so far my tip percentage has hovered around 20-24%. Today, I had these 2 fat hicks (middle-aged guy and his wife, definitely Christians [Churchies are notoriously bad tippers]) who racked up a $50 tab between the two of them without ordering alcohol AND the fat ass wife ordered more food than the fat ass husband. I was so nice to them, they said the food was great and the service was great and then.... they left me $2.

Had it been the last restaurant I worked at, I would've ran out in the parking lot and cursed them out but my manager said they probably just didn't know how to do math. Ok, 10% of $50 is 5. I gave them excellent service and was expecting $10.

$2 is less than 5% tip. **** those fat hicks. They were from rural Tennessee and it just compounds my dislike for Southerners who don't live in a metro area and I AM A SOUTHERNER.... kind of. Basically, don't come to Atlanta again fat hicks. If you read this I will murder you with a blunt steak knife by cutting out your stomach and dripping the stomach acid in your wife's fat eyes while you watch, then cut off your fat hick testes and shove them in your fat wife's dry and craggy vag before finishing you both off with a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the face. UGH!

sorry, I had to...


Anyways, Ford, I was thinking of the RAF circle with the male symbol WHO logo but I don't really want a band name on me.dunno...eh

Get this on your chest.

"Oh come on baby- don't you think that you're so insecure? ... Come on darlin' the night is dark and cold. Have you ever been told? C'mon now, you're such a b*****d!"

haha. I would but one stipulation I do have about tats are I don't really want any words on my body unless they're incorporated into the tattoo in a cool looking way.

I think it's kind of stupid to think that all tattoos have to be incredibly deep and insightful. That's what people who don't have tattoos/personality say and I'm way more impulsive than most people. If it looks cool and I'm happy with it, I'm proud to show it off until I get fat. At which point, I'd put a gun to my head or just go on a cocaine and cigarettes diet (one of my friends lost 20 lbs in a week, but she was still fat) [and addicted to coke after that so ha].

..... you know, you could be one of us.

btw, I'm recording some new songs this week. Completely different vibe but I got my band back together Blues Brothers style since I am on a mission from Gnod.

The Futurists have a small cult following within my group of friends. You can send me my commission check later.

heh, I'll give you a percentage of the royalty checks I get from ASCAP... or used to get. It was awesome getting free money 4 times a year. I miss those checks. It usually went to an entire weekend of debauchery but it was high-class debauchery. Imagine me and my girlfriend and 2 friends seeing just how fast we could spend $500 every 3 months hehe.

How long have you worked in service, dude? Some tables are just not worth the time of giving good service. You know you're not going to get tipped out.

You are crazy.