If you want to be the very best, the best there ever was, you have to know what Massassimons are out there! Take a look through the Massadex to learn about them all! (Get creative people, and preferably don't make one of yourself.)

GRISMATH

A Player-type Massassimon. Don't let its literary powers fool you, as a Grismath is quite a hit with the ladies. The liquor bottle it carries is a sure sign of its weakness to alcohol-type attacks.

Now with broken nose!

Grismaths chew on it real hard?

Ironically, due to an alcohol-type attack. (bar fight...ugh :P)

Haha, Geb are the Massassimons going to do battle eventually?

I don't understand this thread.

Massassi caught Pokemon fever. Or as I call it, the Pika-flu.

OH! I get it.

Get it? Because the Pokemon character Pikachu rhymes with Pika-Flu, and by making that pun in a thread like this he points out the similar sound while still remaining on topic!

Surely you mean the Pokérus.

Pokemon STDs, jesus.

Maybe, if more people do some entries. Can't really have a battle with just 1 Massassimon. I sort of thought this would take off more with everyone talking about Pokemon lately, but I guess not.