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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Pommy's Poll #64: Swear words
Pommy's Poll #64: Swear words
2010-03-29, 10:13 PM #1
Discuss!

Clarification: Hybrid = something like "elephant ****cocking phlegm****er"
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2010-03-29, 10:23 PM #2
Definitely the f-bomb, but it's nothing by itself.
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2010-03-29, 10:26 PM #3
sonova*****
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2010-03-29, 10:40 PM #4
c*nt is byfar my favorite and most used curse word.
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2010-03-29, 10:41 PM #5
Mother****er

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2010-03-29, 10:51 PM #6
any variation of **** (F)
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2010-03-29, 11:02 PM #7
fu c k
2010-03-29, 11:05 PM #8
I love them all.
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2010-03-30, 12:08 AM #9
it's like asking me to pick a favorite asshair
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2010-03-30, 12:13 AM #10
Frak.
2010-03-30, 12:20 AM #11
I use them all quite often. Sometimes I have to use compound swear words when I'm being serious enough for a polite person to use a swear.

I cut back for a while after I accidentally called some chick a 'c**t' in front of my mom tho.
2010-03-30, 12:20 AM #12
I find myself using BS a lot these days.
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2010-03-30, 5:30 AM #13
um....the word i use most often is "bloody," after that "starts with F"
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2010-03-30, 6:03 AM #14
Out of your list I'd say ****/****e, but I tend to say bollocks quite a lot.

I also swear far too much.
nope.
2010-03-30, 9:31 AM #15
I'm not going to lie, no small number of "n-bombs" have passed these lips.
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2010-03-30, 9:44 AM #16
I swear like a sailor.

But I tend to stick with the classics - f(ornication) and s(ugar). Sometimes s(ugar) with an e.

But f(ornication) is quick, straight to the point and can mean a f(ornication)-tonne of things. :psyduck:

Oh, also "metric f(ornication)-tonne".
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2010-03-30, 12:31 PM #17
Actually not that big into swearing. When the need arises, I'd rather just yell jibberish, and when other people say then, I sometimes take their swear words literally to be obnoxious.
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2010-03-30, 2:37 PM #18
I typically shout "f*** motherf***" when something either really hurts or surprises me. Otherwise it's just f***.

Originally posted by stat:
I'm not going to lie, no small number of "n-bombs" have passed these lips.


This happens too. :-/
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2010-03-30, 2:53 PM #19
I've developed a habit of just saying s(***) whenever I / other people would normally say f(***). So like, mother****ter, horse****ter, what the ****

also just randomly combining words nonsensically and turning them into verbs
'go **** your dick**** you ****cocker'
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2010-03-30, 5:53 PM #20
I like the George Carlin system of cursing:

****
cocksucker
mother****er
****
ass
and hell.
or you could use the word **** in place of kill, which technically it means the beginning of life. "Dont let let the clutch out to fast or you will **** the engine."
"I am ****..**** of the moutain." or this is my favorite:
"Ok you you motherstickers this is a ****-up"
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2010-03-30, 6:49 PM #21
I find myself using the phrase "I don't give two sh-'s and a f-" quite often.

I'd have to say the words I compound most with other curses are dick and c---. For example dickass and **** bubble. Don't ask.
2010-03-30, 6:57 PM #22
Although I guess by all "technical" terms this is a swear word, I say "Jesus Christ" incredibly incredibly often. But often with the addition of Jesus F***** Christ or Jesus Titty-Fu**** Christ
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2010-03-30, 6:59 PM #23
Originally posted by Ford:
um....the word i use most often is "bloody," after that "starts with F"


Actually, I've been saying "bloody" a lot, too.
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2010-03-30, 7:01 PM #24
assbastard
2010-03-30, 7:27 PM #25
I remember that.
2010-03-30, 7:36 PM #26
I like combining things in ways that make people think. They usually end with f***:

co*kf***er!
sh**f***er!
sh**f***!
godf***!
co*ksh**ter!

etc.
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2010-03-30, 7:38 PM #27
What the christ.
2010-03-30, 7:43 PM #28
My favorite phrase using swear words right now is "f*** knows what"

In usage: While you were off doing **** knows what, I was here, working.
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2010-03-30, 9:34 PM #29
When something surprising or bad happens I like to drop things like "Dick-me-in-teeth" or "s**t-me-in-the-dick" to get reactions out of people. And of course the lewis-black style "Jesus f**k christ!"
2010-03-30, 9:49 PM #30
My preferred expression of disbelief or dismay is "Oh, f*** me."
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2010-03-30, 9:59 PM #31
I like saying "oh f*** me running on a pogo stick" if something really unfortunate happens to me.
2010-03-31, 1:38 PM #32
Crap.

Oh wait, that's not really a swear word (anymore). I guess I don't swear at all then!
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2010-04-01, 1:17 AM #33
I like the s-word. It's just fun to say when things go wrong.
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2010-04-01, 1:25 AM #34
After Deadwood, I very much love the word 'cocksucker'.
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2010-04-01, 5:29 AM #35
Quote:
c*nt is byfar my favorite and most used curse word.


This.
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