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Please give me a mustache!
2010-04-01, 8:51 PM #41
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2010-04-01, 9:13 PM #42
Geb's rakishly handsome!
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2010-04-01, 9:14 PM #43
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Do that with your hair and you won't be far off!


I don't think I can, nor can I do that facial hair. :( Otherwise, I totally would.

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2010-04-01, 9:44 PM #44
Oh, I think if you got it cut right and played with it just a little you could get it pretty close. You should try! I, too, wish I could get some decent facial hair like that going, though. Someday. Someday.
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2010-04-01, 10:10 PM #45
BobTheMasher, how old are you? My dad said he wasn't able to grow full facial hair until he was nearly 30.
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2010-04-01, 10:40 PM #46
Originally posted by Emon:
BobTheMasher, how old are you? My dad said he wasn't able to grow full facial hair until he was nearly 30.


Damn. I was growing full facial hair at 16-ish at the latest.
2010-04-01, 10:42 PM #47
it varies from person to person/family to family

i had a friend who by the end of the 8th grade was rocking a glorious handlebar stache
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2010-04-01, 11:45 PM #48
I was able to grow full asshair around the time I was 14.
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2010-04-01, 11:58 PM #49
I was able to grow a full Krokodile on my scrotum, have it removed and sent to Finland where I can be rid of it, all by the time I was 3.
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2010-04-02, 3:04 AM #50
Originally posted by Emon:
BobTheMasher, how old are you? My dad said he wasn't able to grow full facial hair until he was nearly 30.


I'm 22. I'm at the stage where I can't quite connect mustache to beard at the corner of the mouth. I will be so disappointed if I'm 30 before I can, haha.
Warhead[97]
2010-04-02, 6:56 AM #51
Shave it more often. It has absolutely no effect, except psychological. Also, it will show how many people read the first sentence and reply angrily without reading the rest of it. I don't know. Put rogain on your face?
2010-04-02, 7:24 AM #52
My religion prohibits me from putting rogaine anywhere but my head, and then only after age 25, and then only through a sheet with a hole in it.
Warhead[97]
2010-04-02, 7:46 AM #53
I'm 41 and it takes me about 4 days of growth to equal most guys growth in 1 day. And then it doesn't look good. I gave up years ago.
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