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Books at the Crapper
2010-04-05, 9:08 AM #1
Any of you read while you're on the crapper? I do.

2010-04-05, 10:15 AM #2
Currently: The Guns of August
Warhead[97]
2010-04-05, 10:20 AM #3
I used to keep my Calvin and Hobbes books by the ****ter, but normally I don't read. I find myself sitting on the toilet longer than I should.
2010-04-05, 10:47 AM #4
No, thought I used to.

Probably because in the time I take a crap I only read a page or two.
nope.
2010-04-05, 10:57 AM #5
I don't stay in the can long enough to read. I only take more than a minute in the can if I'm ill, and I doubt I would want to do any reading.

Beside, it's wrong.
2010-04-05, 11:00 AM #6
Yes.
Pissed Off?
2010-04-05, 11:02 AM #7
Yes, old bean, I quite adore reading literature while relieving myself of my ideas.

Well actually it used to be comics but then I stuffed all the magazines and stuff in a shelf and haven't touched them since. Still gonna say yes.
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2010-04-05, 12:49 PM #8
I am reading this thread on the crapper.
2010-04-05, 1:07 PM #9
I'm more likely to to be using my DS or PSP there. XD
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2010-04-05, 1:28 PM #10
I used to read on the crapper. Not so much anymore though, at least not in the last few years. That's probably more because I hardly read anything that's not on a computer screen.
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2010-04-05, 1:31 PM #11
I used to
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2010-04-05, 1:58 PM #12
Get it done and leave.
2010-04-05, 2:20 PM #13
I have a laptop that only gets used in my bathroom. I call it the craptop. It is win.
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2010-04-05, 2:36 PM #14
I check my email on the pot with my netbook. Text a lot on it too.
2010-04-05, 3:04 PM #15
"They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books."
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-04-05, 3:11 PM #16
i read magazines and game manuals on the toilet
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-04-05, 3:37 PM #17
I read profusely over my refuse.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-04-05, 3:52 PM #18
I don't really see any reason to bother. It's usually poop, wipe and done before I have the time to start reading.
2010-04-05, 4:17 PM #19
I never do. A lot more people do than I would have guessed.
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2010-04-05, 4:37 PM #20
I usually read "Popular Science" or "Wired" while taking a dump. However, it only takes me about 60 seconds so I don't usually get very far. It'll often take me an entire month just to make it through those 2 magazines.
? :)
2010-04-05, 4:45 PM #21
I don't get very far either, but sometimes I remain there after I'm done just because. I usually only get a paragraph or two.
Warhead[97]

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