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Tiger's wood
2010-04-09, 3:56 AM #1


Disgusting ad! What the hell are these people thinking? And why do people have to put their dirty little fingers in other people's business like this?

What's your view?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-04-09, 3:58 AM #2
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
2010-04-09, 4:02 AM #3
Of course... Stupid thread :argh::nonono:
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-04-09, 5:05 AM #4
Its pretty sad how they took a deceased old man's words to use it out of context to try and build sympathy for cockbogey
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-04-09, 5:10 AM #5
I'm not at all surprised that they didn't have "Just do it" anywhere in that advert.
2010-04-09, 6:39 AM #6
Originally posted by LividDK:
I'm not at all surprised that they didn't have "Just do it" anywhere in that advert.


hahaha :awesome:
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-09, 6:42 AM #7
I don't really understand why the media & possibly the people watching are so obsessed w/ whose vaginas celebrities stick their penises in to. I personally applaud Mr. Woods for manning up, giving in to his biological purpose & spreading his seed.
? :)
2010-04-09, 6:46 AM #8
Of course you know that his mistress's were after the bulge in his left rear pocket not the one between his legs.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-09, 6:57 AM #9
...His golf glove?
nope.
2010-04-09, 7:08 AM #10
His wallet you silly:P
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-09, 7:14 AM #11
After all this it's his "golf glove" that's going to be between his legs.
2010-04-09, 7:15 AM #12
Originally posted by LividDK:
After all this it's his "golf glove" that's going to be between his legs.


Maybe he was using it to get a better grip...
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2010-04-09, 9:39 AM #13
Just wait until Tiger has destroyed the competition at Augusta. This will no longer be relevant. I'm wagering after today he's about 12 under.
>>untie shoes
2010-04-09, 10:26 AM #14
What a terrible ad. By terrible I don't mean offensive, just not at all helpful for selling products.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-04-09, 10:51 AM #15
It seems more of an attempt to repair his image so that Nike can still benefit from the partnership in the future than to sell products by itself. The fact that his comeback tournament was successful gives them a lot of leeway for where to go next with this reestablishing campaign. Nike took a bit of a chance at sticking with him, and as long as he keeps playing great, I don't really see why it wouldn't pay off once the general public stops caring about the infidelity.

That said, this ad did come off as a bit creepy to me. :P
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-09, 11:22 AM #16
If I had tiger wood's money there's no doubt I would buy masses of high-end prostitutes. I don't judge.
2010-04-09, 12:19 PM #17
Originally posted by LividDK:
I'm not at all surprised that they didn't have "Just do it" anywhere in that advert.


It's gotta be on youtube already, it's just gotta!
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-04-09, 2:54 PM #18
He should be in an advertisement that shows all kinds of beautiful women flocked around him, of different races and color of hair one fanning him with a palm leaf, one feeding him grapes, and another washing his feet in a small tub, and have him dressed like a pharoh, Caesar, or Alexander the great. That would piss off some people and I would laugh my ass off.

This could be an idea for an SNL skit, unless it was done already.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-09, 2:56 PM #19
Oh Christ you people still haven't got over this
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2010-04-09, 3:25 PM #20
Originally posted by ELITE WARRIOR:
If I had tiger wood's money there's no doubt I would buy masses of high-end prostitutes. I don't judge.


I lol'd. Hard.
2010-04-09, 3:33 PM #21
I nominate Tiger Woods to be the new Owner of the Playboy Mansion :D
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-09, 4:04 PM #22
I heard that after his sex therapy Tiger is just going to play one hole over and over again at Augusta.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2010-04-09, 4:08 PM #23
...:D

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