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Know what's kind of fun when you're bored?
2010-04-18, 8:25 PM #1
Answering questions!

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/NEWQ

The above is unanswered questions, and you can answer them!
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-18, 8:44 PM #2
jesus most of these questions are just pure stupidity or lack any sort of serious grammar

"The downward pull on an object due to gravity?"

What is that asking? The constant at Earth's sea level? Did he/she even look at google?
2010-04-18, 8:48 PM #3
Originally posted by Couchman:
jesus most of these questions are just pure stupidity or lack any sort of serious grammar

"The downward pull on an object due to gravity?"

What is that asking? The constant at Earth's sea level? Did he/she even look at google?


this.
2010-04-18, 8:48 PM #4
lol I know. you should look at the relationship ones. :o
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-18, 8:55 PM #5
I thought this thread was going to be about masturbating.
>>untie shoes
2010-04-18, 9:01 PM #6
Same, though I don't know how that would go.
2010-04-18, 9:04 PM #7
hehe, I liked this one.

(note I didn't provide the answer.. but it made me laugh)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-18, 9:04 PM #8
:master:
2010-04-18, 9:06 PM #9
Would I be able to ask questions about the location of Elvis Presley?
2010-04-18, 9:20 PM #10
Looks mostly like people pasting homework or interview questions.

"Where you can project ourself in the next ten years?"

"What are the positive impacts of technology?"

"Which of the following is a lifestyle practice that can improve your quality of life?"

I like this one:

"Who makes military weapons?"

I answered it "The military."

2010-04-18, 9:31 PM #11
omg, I could answer that one! (you're wrong by the way)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-18, 9:41 PM #12
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
omg, I could answer that one! (you're wrong by the way)


A. A joke.
B. He probably isn't, it doesn't specify which military. I'm sure there's one SOMEWHERE that makes their own.
2010-04-18, 9:41 PM #13
lol symantics.

(if there's any question about it, my response was also in jest)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-18, 9:44 PM #14
So, it's like a terrible version of Yahoo! Answers?
DO NOT WANT.
2010-04-18, 9:49 PM #15
Originally posted by Zell:
So, it's like a terrible version of Yahoo! Answers?


You act as if Yahoo Answers is somehow good... :huh:
2010-04-18, 10:01 PM #16
How is babby formed

How girl get pragnet
2010-04-18, 10:07 PM #17
Okay, a worse version.
DO NOT WANT.
2010-04-18, 10:25 PM #18
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
omg, I could answer that one! (you're wrong by the way)


yes, private industries, personal gains, the bureaucracy, and the iron triangle

or maybe Pentagon Wars wasn't all that accurate

2010-04-18, 10:52 PM #19
They're all a terrible version of ask.metafilter.com
I'm just a little boy.
2010-04-18, 11:48 PM #20
Originally posted by Tibby:
Same, though I don't know how that would go.


Well you see tibby, when a hand and a penis really like each other...
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-19, 1:12 AM #21
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
How is babby formed

How girl get pragnet


new meme.
>.>
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-19, 1:23 AM #22
^ sarncasm
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-19, 6:02 AM #23
jesus christ, that site is full of conspiracy theorists and possible number-psychotic people.

"Does it mean anything if I wake up at certain times, like 444, 555 or 666..."

COME ON!
2010-04-19, 6:16 AM #24
I just got banned and I lost my confidence in the human race
2010-04-19, 6:34 AM #25
haha how'd you get banned?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-04-19, 6:49 AM #26
The Science Section:

Is The area under a normal curve between z equals -2.15 and z equals 0 is -0.4842 or not?

How do humans use Mount St helens?

What is the tempreture in the desert at night?
(Pretty sure it depends on the desert (technically antarctica is a desert))

Who is a sientist?
(I can't believe this is an actual question)

The hole in the ozone?
(What the hell is the question?)

What made the US of america?

What US made of?

What is fku?
(credibility of site diminished)
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2010-04-19, 9:27 AM #27
It's kind of sad how many of these are kids trying to get someone else to do their homework for them.

Plus:

Quote:
If husband dies will wife have access to joint account funds?


Hmmm....
2010-04-19, 11:46 AM #28
Yes. This question is the culminational apex of their website's content:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_midevilg0d's_dad_a_freak

Indeed. Why is midevilg0d a control freak?

The understanding via which I've assessed the sub-par quality of this website, is that this is very much like Yahoo Answers, but filled with a different sub-species of retards.
幻術
2010-04-19, 11:52 AM #29
Quote:
"What are country's that aren't with the free world or communists called?"

"What is Louisiana's state rank?"

"How manny girls has he kissed?

"What rain forest do African forest elephant?"

"What is your favorite flavor of corn nuts?"

"Can swallowing semen make your breasts grow or get bigger?"


All from the 'most recent' page.
2010-04-19, 12:00 PM #30
I've told girls semen made their teeth white .... but I've never heard breasts bigger before.

I'll have to try that sometime.
2010-04-19, 12:15 PM #31
I was going to answer the health ones, but after about ten seconds I decided it would be more productive to pound a nail through my hand.

I love this question: "Which of these is used by both the digestive and respiratory systems?"

These? These what? These nuts?

Or from a desperate urge to purge answers like this:

Q: Significance in determining the presence of protein in urine?
A: the significance is to get DNA
2010-04-19, 12:50 PM #32
To answer the original thread title's question, I think this option deserves to be given a chance equally fair:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=hubble%20images&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
幻術
2010-04-19, 1:02 PM #33
I answered one about when you use A4WD, 4H, and 4L on a 99 Navigator. I have a 00 Expedition which has the same 4WD settings. Contrary to the title of this thread, it was not fun.
2010-04-19, 1:36 PM #34
The health section is kind of scary.

"Can it kill whalsharks?"

"How can you kill legaly?"

"When sat down should you have 4 huge fat rolls or 1 when stood up?"

"Split clitoris and you wanted to know if it can be repaired?"

"What organ is on the left side?"

"How do you express milk?"

"How tall was Julia Child?"

"Can a quadraplegic still get horny?"

"How do you e 15 ponds in 15 min?"

It goes on forever.
2010-04-19, 3:38 PM #35
"When do you know you are a looser?"

My response:
You are a looser when you loose something. For instance, making a tight knot not as tight would make you a looser.
2010-04-19, 3:46 PM #36
How do you express milk? Is that some kind of philosophical question?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-04-19, 3:50 PM #37
"What do waves travel through?"

...
2010-04-19, 4:04 PM #38
I could have copied the whole sports page but here's a section of it that had me rolling

Quote:
What is the meaning of please confirm receipt?

Which martial arts originated in india in the 400s BC?

Explain how understanding the concept of motion can help you play better at sports such as basketball or baseball?

How is poor leader ship a extrinsic risk?

Does anyone has photos of natasha kai's tattoo of the woman on her leg?

List of kids motorbike shops in melbourne?

How you can incarcerate a defendant in civil litigation?

Coaches and players often lose sight of the fact that winning in itself is not as important as...?

How is swimming mathematical?

What is the structure of archery as a sport in australia?

Why is tennis rackets ruinning the enviroment?

What are some leisure activities in russia?

Who is burt mronroe daugther?

What is a piece of jai alai equipment?

Winchester Model 70 supergrade or not?

What is totloque?


Topic title should be changed to "If you want a good laugh.."
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-04-19, 4:27 PM #39
Quote:
How do you express milk? Is that some kind of philosophical question?


To 'express' milk just means 'squeeze it out of the boob'.
2010-04-19, 4:30 PM #40
Originally posted by Reid:
"What do waves travel through?"

...


please tell me you answered with 'luminiferous aether'...
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