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Count the mistakes like you're possesd! (simile)
2010-04-20, 12:03 PM #1
This is in jest that I consribe my words by. While there's a chance that I - or any other chap, really - may not be fully gramatically correct. It's not like comic clowns are dancing in the clouds, or fat elephants exploding into stars.

Perhaps that was a tad bit short. But having prolonging this, may lead peoples think that I am a piece of computer software, infected by a vicsious virus of above-normal malicity.
幻術
2010-04-20, 12:16 PM #2
what
I'm just a little boy.
2010-04-20, 12:27 PM #3
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2010-04-20, 12:55 PM #4
So what you're trying to say is something along the lines of: '**** off grammar nazis!'?
2010-04-20, 1:00 PM #5
That wasn't my original intention, I am sure. But not to worry.

Here's a great example of a good journalist's beginning of an article:

[quote=Christopher Hitchens]Many and various are the New York tales that are told of professor Sidney Morgenbesser. During a conference of linguistic philosophers at Columbia University, he interrupted the pompous J. L. Austin, who was saying that while many double negatives express a positive—as in “not unattractive”—there is no example in English of a double positive expressing a negative. Morgenbesser’s interjection took the form of the two words “Yeah, yeah.” Or it could have been “Yeah, right.” On another occasion, he put his pipe in his mouth as he was ascending the subway steps. A policeman approached and told him that there was no smoking on the subway. Morgenbesser explained—pointed out might be a better term—that he was leaving the subway, not entering it, and had not yet lit up. The cop repeated his injunction. Morgenbesser reiterated his observation. After a few such exchanges, the cop saw he was beaten and fell back on the oldest standby of enfeebled authority: “If I let you do it, I’d have to let everyone do it.” To this the old philosopher replied, “Who do you think you are—Kant?” His last word was misconstrued, and the whole question of the categorical imperative had to be hashed out down at the precinct house. Morgenbesser walked.[/quote]

Full article can be found here: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2004/02/hitchens200402
幻術
2010-04-20, 1:11 PM #6
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幻術

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