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Those of you guys (and girls :GRIN:) who are about to have kids...
2010-04-25, 8:50 AM #1
I think it's just Steven, but I'm not too sure.

Anyhow, buy a very good quality stroller. Also make sure it is light so that your baby's mom can lift it without any problems. Yes, they're expensive, but it's better to invest in a multi-functional one the first time that to keep buying new ones every time your baby grows up / it breaks / becomes too heavy (counting your baby's increasing weight) to carry.

Seriously, we've bought 5 by now. :argh:
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2010-04-25, 9:00 AM #2
On top of Steven there are at least Martyn and Sarndrea that I can think of. :)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-25, 9:03 AM #3
Oh I'm sure there's more than them on top o' Steven :cool:
2010-04-25, 9:04 AM #4
p.s. I think you mean Martyzzy and Sarndrea :cool:
2010-04-25, 9:10 AM #5
oh gawd with the shipping names :suicide:
2010-04-25, 9:11 AM #6
Why do human babies suck so much? Animals can do all sorts of things the moment they are born..
2010-04-25, 9:43 AM #7
I don't have any critters (that I know of!) and don't plan on having any for some time. Of course, what I plan and what actually ends up aren't often alike.
2010-04-25, 11:09 AM #8
I'm dating a girl with an almost-three year old, does that count? :P
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2010-04-25, 12:10 PM #9
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
I'm dating a girl with an almost-three year old, does that count? :P


I don't knock polygamy as long as it works both ways so that women are able to enjoy the same societal freedoms as men, but a three year old...?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-25, 12:48 PM #10
Originally posted by Krokodile:
I don't knock polygamy as long as it works both ways so that women are able to enjoy the same societal freedoms as men, but a three year old...?


Who said polygamy had anything to do with it?
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2010-04-25, 12:55 PM #11
Head, joke, whoosh.
nope.
2010-04-25, 12:55 PM #12
syntactic ambiguity
2010-04-25, 1:16 PM #13
oh, pfft.
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2010-04-25, 1:48 PM #14
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Why do human babies suck so much? Animals can do all sorts of things the moment they are born..


because in order for our advanced brains to fit through the birth canal they have to not be fully developed.
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2010-04-25, 2:05 PM #15
careful Sarn, that sounds like darwinian nonsense to me!
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2010-04-25, 2:22 PM #16
Originally posted by Krokodile:
On top of Steven there are at least Martyn and Sarndrea that I can think of. :)


There's a mental image I really didn't need.
But seriously:


Originally posted by Krokodile:
I don't knock polygamy as long as it works both ways so that women are able to enjoy the same societal freedoms as men, but a three year old...?


I think we have a contender for best joke of the year right here
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2010-04-25, 3:07 PM #17
Originally posted by Krokodile:
On top of Steven there are at least Martyn and Sarndrea that I can think of. :)

WORST. FIVEWAY. EVER.
nope.
2010-04-25, 3:44 PM #18
Five?
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2010-04-25, 3:51 PM #19
Martizzy (2) + Sarndrea (2) + Steven (1) = 5
2010-04-25, 3:55 PM #20
Ohhh right, gotcha
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2010-04-26, 5:35 AM #21
ha. creeepy.
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2010-04-26, 9:23 AM #22
Make sure you can not only lift it, but also fold it to put it in the car. We had one that was decent, but I had to fold it because my wife couldn't. Also, make sure it's easy to clean, especially if you let them eat whilst sitting it in.
2010-04-26, 10:39 AM #23
Heeey, speaking of kids:

So if there are ten new babies in Massassi, one of the fathers is probably not who you think it is.
2010-04-26, 11:45 AM #24
wouldn't it be Stamy?
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2010-04-26, 2:40 PM #25
Please stop with the portmanteau couple names.
2010-04-26, 4:37 PM #26
You do not get to decide the rules.

I like Sarndrea. :p
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2010-04-26, 4:51 PM #27
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Heeey, speaking of kids:

So if there are ten new babies in Massassi, one of the fathers is probably not who you think it is.


#massassi knows who my money is on!
2010-04-26, 4:51 PM #28
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
You do not get to decide the rules.

I like Sarndrea. :p


Why not Andrearn? Why does it always have to be about you??
2010-04-26, 7:18 PM #29
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Why do human babies suck so much? Animals can do all sorts of things the moment they are born..


Can't babies instinctively hold their breath under water for a few months after they're born?

2010-04-26, 7:20 PM #30
I'd hope so. They've been holding their breath for 9 months.


But I say we find a new born and test this theory out!

If it dies from inhaling water, it's wrong! If it dies from hypoxia it's true!
2010-04-26, 7:26 PM #31
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Martizzy (2) + Sarndrea (2) + Steven (1) = 5

Don't forget Freddie.

Too far?
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2010-04-26, 7:40 PM #32
Originally posted by The MAZZTer:
Can't babies instinctively hold their breath under water for a few months after they're born?


Adults do too. It's called the mammalian diving reflex.
2010-04-26, 7:42 PM #33
How do you think they made that Nirvana album cover? :tfti:
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2010-04-26, 7:48 PM #34
Originally posted by Emon:
How do you think they made that Nirvana album cover? :tfti:


that kid must get so much ass now.
2010-04-26, 8:36 PM #35
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080710210224AAgN4Rb This is what I was thinking of FYI.

2010-04-26, 8:44 PM #36
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Why not Andrearn? Why does it always have to be about you??


cause that sounds dumb. :o
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2010-04-26, 8:49 PM #37
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
that kid must get so much ass now.


holy christ hahahahha
2010-04-26, 9:40 PM #38
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
that kid must get so much ass now.


I once read an interview with him about the cover. He said it feels weird that so many people have seen his penis. The scene was also recaptured with him as an adult, I would think he would rather show that new one to girls, unless he wants them to go "aww littlebittle babby! Zomg now i want one :D" instead of "umm he's kinda small lol". (I think that's an accurate depiction of how girls type on the internet.)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-04-26, 9:52 PM #39
If you're even remotely notable for any kind of publicity it's really easy to get tons of ass.
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2010-04-26, 10:06 PM #40
Tell that to the worlds ugliest man
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