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A fax to Canada
2010-05-07, 7:28 AM #1
How does one send a fax to Canada?
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2010-05-07, 7:29 AM #2
I have tried and failed.

Can one ever truly contact Canada?

Edit: I have tried to fax Canada once more by adding a "1" in front. Has Canada gotten my fax now, or do I need to do something else to be worthy?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-05-07, 7:31 AM #3
Fax is stupid.
2010-05-07, 7:33 AM #4
It is as stupid as it is necessary :eng101:
Can someone from Canada check if Canada has gotten my fax?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-05-07, 7:37 AM #5
I've never seen a fax machine
2010-05-07, 7:41 AM #6
Originally posted by Couchman:
I've never seen a fax machine


Hey man, we all have our problems, go make your own thread
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2010-05-07, 7:50 AM #7
according to yahoo answers all you need is 1+areacode+number

i dont know why it didnt work for you
2010-05-07, 7:51 AM #8
Blame Canada.
2010-05-07, 7:51 AM #9
I haven't gotten any faxes. Try again.
2010-05-07, 8:22 AM #10
Fax? It's 2010! Nobody in canada probably even has a fax machine any more to pick it up.
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2010-05-07, 8:34 AM #11
Still no word from Canada.

Is it because I've got 'Wayne Gretzky is a loser' tattooed on my abdomen?
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2010-05-07, 8:35 AM #12
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
Fax? It's 2010! Nobody in canada probably even has a fax machine any more to pick it up.


Are you kidding? Their police still ride MOOSE. Canada surely has a fax machine.
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2010-05-07, 12:10 PM #13
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
Fax? It's 2010! Nobody in canada probably even has a fax machine any more to pick it up.


umm. people still use fax machines fairly regularly.

Generally it's when party-a needs party-b to sign a document then send it back to them. It's a heck of a lot easier than emailing the doc, having party-b print it, then sign it, then scan it, and then email it back.
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2010-05-07, 12:22 PM #14
I hate fax machines... they rarely, but do, have their use.
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2010-05-07, 12:22 PM #15
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
Edit: I have tried to fax Canada once more by adding a "1" in front. Has Canada gotten my fax now, or do I need to do something else to be worthy?


1 is the country code for both USA and Canada.
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2010-05-07, 12:23 PM #16
We're number one! We're number one!
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2010-05-07, 12:24 PM #17
Originally posted by Koobie:
1 is the country code for both USA and Canada.


Who has been informed about this?

Has anyone in Canada mentioned anything at all about a fax coming through?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-05-07, 8:47 PM #18
I got a mail saying my fax came through, which just added a new communicative dimension to the Tenshu-Canada relationship. It also means my Summer internship at University of Manitoba can be arranged now, hopefully.

If anyone knows of any cool things to see or stuff to do there in Summer, please let me know.

Also, sorry I doubted Canada for a while there (a whole afternoon of distrust towards Canada)
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2010-05-07, 9:26 PM #19
Fun stuff?

In Manitoba?

Bahahaha.
2010-05-07, 10:47 PM #20
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Fun stuff?

In Manitoba?

Bahahaha.


People like to laugh a lot in Manitoba?

:neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard:
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-05-07, 10:53 PM #21
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
People like to laugh a lot in Manitoba?

:neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard:


No, mostly they just like to sit around drinking gasoline.
2010-05-07, 10:54 PM #22
Try dialing 1 then the area code then the number.
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2010-05-07, 10:55 PM #23
Originally posted by Jon`C:
No, mostly they just like to sit around drinking gasoline.


Gasoline is expensive up there, too. .(
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2010-05-07, 11:29 PM #24
Originally posted by Jon`C:
No, mostly they just like to sit around drinking gasoline.


When they do this, do they transform into fun-loving, cool dudes and horny chicks with great hospitality towards foreigners?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-05-08, 1:24 AM #25
I got your fax, why did you send me the launch codes for sub-based Trident missiles?
Also something in here about the KFC recipe, some sort of Roswell thingy, proof of the existence of Atlantis, A back door for all Windows based operating systems, a map of the White House, Area 51 passcodes, and proof that China doesn't actually exist.
I sent you back my grandmas recipe for ham, it's pretty good if you know your way around mustard.
2010-05-08, 1:28 AM #26
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
When they do this, do they transform into fun-loving, cool dudes and horny chicks with great hospitality towards foreigners?
Not especially. Surrey, BC is more the place for undiscriminating meth-addicted natives.

Did you know that Winnipeg has twice as much crime as Toronto?
2010-05-08, 3:06 AM #27
Originally posted by Tibby:
I got your fax, why did you send me the launch codes for sub-based Trident missiles?
Also something in here about the KFC recipe, some sort of Roswell thingy, proof of the existence of Atlantis, A back door for all Windows based operating systems, a map of the White House, Area 51 passcodes, and proof that China doesn't actually exist.
I sent you back my grandmas recipe for ham, it's pretty good if you know your way around mustard.


Thanks for the recipe, I was surprised to see dead squirrel fetuses in a recipe for ham?

Also, at the bottom it says

"reminder:
keep continually asking grandson if he is eating enough - the boy is too thin.
knit more sweaters.
suspect daughter-in-law is sleeping around - confront that no good little slut"

?

Originally posted by Jon`C:
Not especially. Surrey, BC is more the place for undiscriminating meth-addicted natives.

Did you know that Winnipeg has twice as much crime as Toronto?


No I didn't. Better leave my all-diamond stethoscope at home then. I thought Canada was a happy place where people started behaving like good grandparents at age 26?

In absence of other sources of fun in Manitoba, I will turn to the famous winnipeg surfing community afterhours. Supposedly the waves are killer.
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2010-05-08, 8:06 AM #28
I think that's "the killers come in waves".
2010-05-08, 8:13 AM #29
Originally posted by JLee:
Gasoline is expensive up there, too. .(


Far cheaper than liquor, though. Unless Canadian whiskey in Canada is like Mexican beer in Mexico.
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2010-05-08, 9:33 AM #30
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
Thanks for the recipe, I was surprised to see dead squirrel fetuses in a recipe for ham?

.

What, you never had dead squirrel fetus before?
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2010-05-08, 9:37 AM #31
Got the fax.

Up yours too, buddy. Go **** yourself and the fax you rode in on.
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2010-05-08, 9:49 AM #32
Well, that account for 99% of the fax machines in Canada.
2010-05-08, 9:56 AM #33
We're all liberals up here, we have no need for your conservative "fax".
Stuff
2010-05-08, 9:56 AM #34
The joke is that "fax" and "facts" are phonetically similar.
Stuff
2010-05-08, 10:08 AM #35
Why don't you Halifax to Canada?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-08, 10:12 AM #36
kroko ur so cute
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2010-05-08, 10:17 AM #37
llibja I still dunno what you're getting at! Do you plan to say this every time I say something lame? Because then you'll have a field day...every day.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-08, 10:51 AM #38
Originally posted by saberopus:
I think that's "the killers come in waves".


I could've gone to Darfur as well, you think I should've gone there instead of Winnipeg?
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