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Happy Numptials Mr. Limbaugh!
2010-06-06, 2:40 PM #1
Congrats to the happy young couple!

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"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-06, 2:41 PM #2
Gross.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-06, 2:43 PM #3
I love the part in the article about President John Adams and her father being classmates of John McCain. WTF?

Should be archived somewhere in case it's a big joke.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-06, 2:52 PM #4
Who is this man and should I know who he is?
nope.
2010-06-06, 2:53 PM #5
You never heard of Rush Limbaugh? WTF?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-06-06, 2:55 PM #6
Happy fourth marriage, Mr. Limbaugh!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-06, 3:07 PM #7
I, too, want to be banging 33 year old blonde women when I'm his age.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2010-06-06, 3:09 PM #8
HUZZAH! :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :o :neckbeard:
2010-06-06, 3:09 PM #9
If Limbaugh came out and admitted that it was all just a big joke, I'd be his biggest fan.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-06, 3:12 PM #10
Originally posted by Article:
American radio host and conservative political commentator Rush Limbaugh, 59, wed for the fourth time in a Florida ceremony Saturday, The Palm Beach Post reported....

And he will rail that homosexuals marrying is going to destroy the institute of marriage.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-06-06, 3:20 PM #11
Nice to see Limbaugh going from directing paying for sex to uh... indirectly paying for sex.
2010-06-06, 3:46 PM #12
Rush is only any good when a liberal is in office -- he helps expose the bastards when they **** up. He sucks when a conservative is in office, though. He kisses their ass all day long regardless of what they done.
2010-06-06, 3:48 PM #13
Cheers to Mr. Limbaugh. May this marriage be as unsuccessful as the others.
? :)
2010-06-06, 4:07 PM #14
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Who is this man and should I know who he is?


Radio voice that's one of those edge Republicans who somehow has publicly become a "face" for the party.

Originally posted by dalf:
And he will rail that homosexuals marrying is going to destroy the institute of marriage.


To be fair, he's simply making the most of his right to marry people. I mean, if gays aren't going to exercise their right to marry the opposite sex... :smug:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-06-06, 4:24 PM #15
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I mean, if gays aren't going to exercise their right to marry the opposite sex... :smug:

You're not serious, are you?
>>untie shoes
2010-06-06, 4:27 PM #16
"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."
nope.
2010-06-06, 4:30 PM #17
He actually stole that line from Maddox...
>>untie shoes
2010-06-06, 4:57 PM #18
I was quoting Maddox...
nope.
2010-06-06, 5:01 PM #19
Originally posted by Wuss:
Nice to see Limbaugh going from directing paying for sex to uh... indirectly paying for sex.


I actually have no idea what your cite and comments have to do with eachother. And I read your link, which told me nothing more than he said on the matter. Or are you just saying that being prescribed viagra is the same as paying for sex? Then I guess it's legitimate to say that taking that drug is paying for sex.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-06, 5:07 PM #20
Originally posted by Antony:
You're not serious, are you?


With lack of context, it seems ":smug:" fails to communicate being facetious.

[ Edit: Backpedal. BACKPEDAL! ]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-06-06, 5:21 PM #21
what's a numptial?
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-06-06, 5:28 PM #22
Well, judging Limbaugh's gut, it was more like a NOM NOM NOMPTIAL, am I right?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-06-06, 5:43 PM #23
Maybe he's a numpty. :P
nope.
2010-06-06, 5:45 PM #24
Originally posted by llibja:
what's a numptial?


you and your liberal dictionaries :argh:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-06-06, 5:46 PM #25
god damn
2010-06-06, 5:48 PM #26
Originally posted by Wuss:
Nice to see Limbaugh going from directing paying for sex to uh... indirectly paying for sex.


Uh...what?
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2010-06-06, 6:01 PM #27
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Well, judging Limbaugh's gut, it was more like a NOM NOM NOMPTIAL, am I right?


:carl:
2010-06-06, 6:17 PM #28
Happy young couple?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-06, 6:18 PM #29
Don't get hung up on the facts. This is a Wookie thread.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-06, 6:28 PM #30
Good point. No point discussing facts with someone who leaves reality at the door
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-06, 7:23 PM #31
This is also pretty blatant flamebait.
You can smell it.
2010-06-06, 7:54 PM #32
I hope that Limbaugh has a good Cardiologist at hand concerning his not so athletically looking physique, being in his 50's, the 30 something blond hottie and if he is need of Viagara cause he's going to need it. Remember his little medical problem he had in Hawaii? He may not live to tell about it the next time. And his cute little 30 something Hottie that he's holding in his formerly nicotine stained hands will take the Limbaugh estate and Partehhhh!
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-06, 8:09 PM #33
Hahaha, formerly nicotine stained hands? Here is a fellow that knows the man!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-06, 8:22 PM #34
yeah! I use to listen to his Radio Show from time to time, but I got tired of listening to a man that accuses an individual of being egotistic and he is the epitome of egotism. And thats coming from a semi-conservative.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-06, 8:38 PM #35
Yeah him and esp. Hannity. Hannity and Ann Coulter. Jesus what nutjobs.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-06-06, 9:40 PM #36
Glen Beck is the biggest nutjob (and hypocrite) in my book, but perhaps it's because I know his stuff more.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-07, 12:18 AM #37
a fat bald ugly bloke marries a hot blonde with nice ****? there's hope for all of us now!

oh wait, he's rich. My bad.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-06-07, 2:35 AM #38
Originally posted by Wuss:
Nice to see Limbaugh going from directing paying for sex to uh... indirectly paying for sex.


So he directed a porno about prostitution?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-06-07, 12:30 PM #39
I thought it was Ann Coulter at first.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-06-07, 1:17 PM #40
That would be :awesome:!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

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