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Keanu Reeves... The immortal?
2010-06-09, 3:14 PM #1
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-06-09, 3:22 PM #2
His career seems to be immortal too.
nope.
2010-06-09, 3:24 PM #3
The Vampire Ted.
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2010-06-09, 3:25 PM #4
Whoa.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-06-09, 3:33 PM #5
Hope nobody cuts off his head.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-09, 3:35 PM #6
actually someone please cut his head off
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-06-09, 3:38 PM #7
and he knows kung fu
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2010-06-09, 3:44 PM #8
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Hope nobody cuts off his head.


Why not? It won't affect his acting

Damn, actually it will.... he will no longer be able to say "woah"
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-09, 3:52 PM #9
:hist101:

*his head flops to the ground*

"whoa"

**** :v:
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2010-06-09, 3:55 PM #10
hehehehe
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-09, 4:17 PM #11
The coincidences are too hard to ignore.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-09, 4:25 PM #12
I don't think an immortal would be unwise enough to seek fame.
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2010-06-09, 4:26 PM #13
Some actors don't seek fame, they just like to act. :P
nope.
2010-06-09, 4:28 PM #14
I don't think an immortal would be unwise enough to allow himself to become famous.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-06-09, 4:29 PM #15
Silly boy, we're talking about Keanu Reeves
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-09, 5:55 PM #16
Uh.

In 1920 the Ottoman empire dissolved after WW2?
2010-06-09, 6:02 PM #17
I love how it's practically the same suit in the 94 and 08 pics.
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2010-06-09, 6:12 PM #18
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Hope nobody cuts off his head.


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! *slice*
2010-06-09, 6:13 PM #19
It all makes sense now.
2010-06-09, 7:45 PM #20
Originally posted by JM:
Uh.

In 1920 the Ottoman empire dissolved after WW2?

WWII was actually WWIII
Don't believe the history books man!
2010-06-09, 8:28 PM #21
back in the early 1900's this french guy use to say "thats like most excellent"
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-09, 9:43 PM #22
maybe thats why he's a sad Keanu
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2010-06-09, 9:57 PM #23
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
back in the early 1900's this french guy use to say "thats like most excellent"


C'est comme si, le plus excellent!
2010-06-09, 10:27 PM #24
Maybe he is the real HighLander.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-09, 10:43 PM #25
Originally posted by JM:
Uh.

In 1920 the Ottoman empire dissolved after WW2?


my thoughts exactly
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