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How badly is Pau Gasol, DFish, and Black Mamba gonna anal-rape the Celtics?
2010-06-13, 8:16 PM #1
I vote MEGA-RAPE.
Think while it's still legal.
2010-06-13, 8:35 PM #2
Lakers are 34-7 at home, and they're basically the only sports game in town. They'll win on tuesday, however, I'm not sure about game 7. The Celtics have not been firing on all cylinders, they've been inconsistant, and I'm not sure the way they've been playing will be enough to bea the Lakers in game 7, especially in LA.
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2010-06-13, 8:40 PM #3
KOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElol caps
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2010-06-15, 5:23 PM #4
I read an article that Phil Jackson has never played a game 7. Very interesting fact as I never realized that.
2010-06-15, 6:05 PM #5
[http://www.listedbypete.com/fundraiser/celtics.gif]
2010-06-15, 6:05 PM #6
Massassi is green. Not yellow and purple.

GO BOSTON.
2010-06-15, 6:08 PM #7
goooooooooo celts. go ray allen
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2010-06-15, 6:45 PM #8
Go lakers!

Boston is for sheepshaggers.
2010-06-15, 9:41 PM #9
SO HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU GUYS
2010-06-15, 9:46 PM #10
We're just messing with the lakers. Giving them false hope.
2010-06-15, 9:47 PM #11
Haha. Boston. I hate Boston everything.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-15, 10:12 PM #12
:smug:
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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-06-16, 1:57 PM #13
My prediction for Thursday night:

Kobe breaks Wilt's record and drops 103, scoring all of LA's points in a losing effort as Rondo has a triple double of 14-12-20, Pierce goes 18-for-21, including 13-for-13 from the charity stripe, for 54 points. Ray Allen chips in for 36, breaking his own record, by going 12-for-12 from behind the arc. Garnet is solid with a double-double of 16 points, 10 rebounds.

Celtics win in overtime.

NBA Champions.
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TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-06-16, 8:16 PM #14
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
My prediction for Thursday night:

Kobe breaks Wilt's record and drops 103, scoring all of LA's points in a losing effort as Rondo has a triple double of 14-12-20, Pierce goes 18-for-21, including 13-for-13 from the charity stripe, for 54 points. Ray Allen chips in for 36, breaking his own record, by going 12-for-12 from behind the arc. Garnet is solid with a double-double of 16 points, 10 rebounds.

Celtics win in overtime.

NBA Champions.

Paul Pierce with 54 points. Now I know you're on something.

With Kendrick Perkins out for game 7, Kobe goes 29-15-8, Pau Gasol goes 18-16-5. DFish has a phenominal night from downtown and goes 5 for 8. Shannon Brown shows those mad dunk skills over the heads of Rasheed and Rondo.

Lakers by 10
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-06-16, 8:19 PM #15
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
My prediction for Thursday night:

Kobe breaks Wilt's record and drops 103, scoring all of LA's points in a losing effort as Rondo has a triple double of 14-12-20, Pierce goes 18-for-21, including 13-for-13 from the charity stripe, for 54 points. Ray Allen chips in for 36, breaking his own record, by going 12-for-12 from behind the arc. Garnet is solid with a double-double of 16 points, 10 rebounds.

Celtics win in overtime.

NBA Champions.

Jesus Christ, what is this the game of the century?
>>untie shoes
2010-06-16, 8:33 PM #16
That would be the best championship game ever. Although, I think you missed Perkins rising from out of the locker room from injury to score the first 4 points of the game ala' Willis Reed
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2010-06-16, 9:00 PM #17
That game is happening on the 7th of never.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-17, 2:28 PM #18
Notice how I didn't even mention Perkins? Coincidence? Or prophet?
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-06-17, 6:39 PM #19
I'm nervous
2010-06-17, 6:48 PM #20
Still nervous, Steven?
>>untie shoes
2010-06-17, 6:50 PM #21
BOSTON!
2010-06-17, 7:04 PM #22
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
F*** BOSTON!


I think this is what you mean...
>>untie shoes
2010-06-17, 7:07 PM #23
Originally posted by Antony:
Haha. Boston. I hate Boston everything.


So much this.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-17, 7:13 PM #24
Originally posted by Antony:
I think this is what you mean...


F-YEA BOSTON
2010-06-17, 7:13 PM #25
This is going to be a really good, really close game.

I'm rooting for the Lakers, but, truth be told, I've only seen 3 or 4 games all season. I'm not as big a fan as I used to be.
2010-06-17, 7:29 PM #26
This is the first basketball game I've watched this season.
2010-06-17, 7:37 PM #27
I think the Boston lead at this point is as much due to the Lakers playing like **** as it is Boston being the ****.
2010-06-17, 8:11 PM #28
Both teams are playing like **** ... this is such a ridiculously low-scoring game and not by virtue of good defense

Lakers still gon rock it tho
一个大西瓜
2010-06-17, 8:22 PM #29
Yeah, no kidding. Both teams are playing terribad.
2010-06-17, 8:27 PM #30
**** **** ass ****

I'm kinda worried right now.
2010-06-17, 8:29 PM #31
That's right, the Lake show is starting
2010-06-17, 8:30 PM #32
*thrusts*
一个大西瓜
2010-06-17, 8:47 PM #33
First three quarters: :saddowns:
Fourth quarter: :awesome:
2010-06-17, 8:48 PM #34
Welp! Don't think there's any recovery for Boston @ this point.
2010-06-17, 8:49 PM #35
Not without Reggie Miller.

[Wow, a 3 from Rondo... just got interesting again!]
2010-06-17, 8:53 PM #36
that was a clutch shot from rondo

11.7 seconds left it's not over yet but celtics are outta time-outs now ... this game is ending exactly how i like it (close and exciting but lakers win :P)
一个大西瓜
2010-06-17, 8:54 PM #37
Woot! Yay lakers!

**** you boston!
2010-06-17, 8:55 PM #38
LAKERS

**** YEAH
一个大西瓜
2010-06-17, 8:55 PM #39
Wooohoo!
2010-06-17, 8:55 PM #40
wooh, another sport done.
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